Second, don't be depressed. Although you haven't traveled, at least you have a body that says you are fat.

Third, every day, we are in a state where the mind is willing but unable to do so, and the mind is willing but unable to do so.

Fourth, to be honest, every time I meet that kind of sensor faucet that doesn't work well, I feel like I'm begging.

5. Making money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

I don't know who can only turn what I eat into shit, and who is qualified to say that a person can turn what I eat into meat.

Seven, every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that the hands can't reach are in other places. Going to the toilet is a business trip.

Starting today, as long as my friend has no money, please reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

Nine, it is winter. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

Ten, good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes, smart, kind, cute ... people who look awkward are just one word: practical.

Eleven, I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

If there is an afterlife, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole world was celebrating. When I died, the whole world was sad.

Thirteen, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, no day is suitable for work.

14. Sleep if you are unhappy. I don't think there is anything that can't be solved by sleeping. If so, then go to sleep again.

15. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you have no money.

Sixteen, every day after being awakened by the alarm clock, there will be two little people fighting in their heads. One said it was still early. Go to sleep! The other party rushed up and beat him up: what you said is not nonsense!

Seventeen, the most single dog career, acquaintances dare not start, strangers dare not speak.

18. I believe that there must be someone in this world who doesn't mind all your shortcomings, freckles and acne, flat chest and fat legs, rudeness, laziness and sloppy. This man is your rival in love.

Nineteen, when you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and grind your skin. When you don't like it, it will be replaced with the original picture every second.

Twenty, I am a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face. I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.