As we all know, Song Ci is divided into two major schools: attack Ci and object Ci. The former is represented by Su Shi and Xin Qiji. "When the river goes eastward, the waves are gone, and the romantic figures of the ages are fortified in the west." "I was drunk and read the sword by the lamp, and I dreamed of blowing the trumpet in the camp. Eight hundred miles away, my subordinates were burned, and fifty strings were turned over." Voices from outside the Great Wall. Autumn troops on the battlefield." - This kind of word is for fitness, full of muscles and blood; the latter is headed by Liu Yong and Qin Guan, "Sentiment has been hurt by separation since ancient times, and it is even more embarrassing to neglect the Qingqiu Festival! Where to wake up tonight? The willow bank, the dawn wind and the moon. "The thin clouds make tricks, the flying stars spread their hatred, and the silver and the moon meet in the dark." - This kind of words is like this. She practices yoga, her limbs are soft, charming and sexy. However, Xin Qiji, who can write poems that nourish yin and strengthen yang, actually does not want to be involved in the literary circle at all. His Life clearly wanted to be made into a heavy-flavored and bloody martial arts film, but it was misunderstood as a literary film. 1. The impotence model of the Southern Song Dynasty met Bruce Lee in ancient costume

1162 AD. The Northern Song Dynasty had been dead for 35 years, and the Zhao Dynasty was hiding in the south.

Jinan. The new governor, Zhang Anguo, was very excited to hold a celebration banquet in his mansion - many years of movie watching experience tell us that if the character who appears at the beginning is not handsome and is very arrogant, then he will be positioned as cannon fodder. That's right, Mr. Zhang's life has entered a countdown. After this performance, he can go down and eat a box lunch. A subordinate reported that an acquaintance was looking for him. Zhang Anguo, under the influence of alcohol, was grabbed by a tall man and thrown onto the horse as soon as he stepped out. *** He rode his horse and ran towards the south at the speed of magnetic levitation.

This *** is the youth version of Xin Qiji.

Originally, Zhang Anguo and Xin Qiji were both in the same gang.

Xin Qiji, who was born in the area occupied by the Jin people, was driven into a war maniac by his grandfather Xin Zan since he was a child. He took it as his own duty to kill and conquer and overthrow the rule of the Jin people, and spent other boys' time playing World of Warcraft. , used it to read Jin Yong's novels and practice the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.

When Xin Qiji was 22 years old, he finally had the opportunity to legally display his incredible martial arts.

Wan Yanliang, the leader of the Jin people and the best actor in the ***, vigorously conquered the Southern Song Dynasty, and various places in the north took the opportunity to revolt. Xin Qiji killed more than 2,000 brothers and defected to his elder brother Geng Jing. They agreed to cooperate with the Southern Song Dynasty to fight against the Jin soldiers. As a result, Xin Qiji went to the Southern Song Dynasty to negotiate. Zhang Anguo, the traitor, killed Geng Jing and went to the Jin people to claim credit. Xin Qiji learned that he was furious and took 50 of his younger brothers to break into the Jinbing camp with more than 50,000 people (50 to 50,000, Kung Fu movies or science fiction movies, Xin Qiji is like ancient Bruce Lee), and captured the traitor Zhang alive. Anguo was brought back to Jiankang and handed over to the Supreme Court of the Southern Song Dynasty for execution. A group of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the Southern Song Dynasty, who had never seen such a tough-blooded man before? It was so fresh. The crowd was excited for a while: "The heroic voice makes the coward rise up, and the Holy Emperor sighs three times when he sees it." Even the emperor himself took the lead in praising, Why don’t you all hurry up and invent various ways to flatter yourself? Xin Qiji became famous, and laurels such as "National Hero", "Olympic Athlete", and "Top Ten Outstanding Youths in the Country" were flying towards him, which was unstoppable.

In fact, Xin Qiji had restrained himself and did not kill Zhang Anguo with a single blow. Previously, there was a monk in their gang, Yi Duan. He felt that his position in the gang was too low, he had too little territory, and he had nothing to do, so he stole the rebel army's seal and absconded. Xin Qiji used Qinggong to capture Yi Duan. When Yi Duan saw the murderous look on his face, he shouted, "I know the truth about you, you are Qing Si. I am capable of killing people, but please don't kill me." - It is said that Xin Qiji once met a certain immortal in his early years. , saying that his true form is "Qingsi", which is the blue rhinoceros in ancient legends. It is huge and powerful. Well, just because he looks strong and has black spots, it doesn't mean he is a bull devil. It is said that if the Song Dynasty literati were asked to arrange a "Westward Journey" and Xin Qiji played the role of the Bull Demon King, it would be very confusing whether Liu Yong or Li Yu should play the Iron Fan Princess.

Whether Xin Qiji turned into a rhinoceros or not, this question is too high-end and too profound. He is "powerful to kill". This question is relatively simple. Monk Yi Duan verified it with his head.

Killing people is obviously not a problem for Xin Qiji, otherwise he would be practicing the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms just for filming MTV.

Xin Qiji served as an official in the Southern Song Dynasty for decades. One of the main focuses of his impeachment was his bloodthirsty. The emperor sent him to maintain stability - to suppress the uprising tea merchant army, and he killed the rebel army Lai Wenzheng who had surrendered. Later, he worked as a pacifier in Hubei, where gangs were rampant and public security was chaotic. He did not act like a gentle and kind-hearted civil servant. Instead, he started to "strike hard" and beheaded anyone who stole a cup, without even interrogation. This move was so cruel that the local underworld members were so sad that they wrote many poems, lamenting that they were not born at the right time. We cannot afford to hurt officials who know martial arts and love to kill. In 1187 AD, six years after Xin Qiji was impeached by Wang Lin and dismissed from office, the left prime minister Wang Huai wanted to report to Song Xiaozong and recommended Xin Qiji again. The right prime minister Zhou Bida shook his head so hard that his head almost broke. . Wang Zhun didn't understand. Xin Qiji was a handsome man, why not use him? Zhou Bida said, "You are stupid. He felt happy after using him. The problem is that those of us with pens are responsible for the lives he killed."

Yes, Xin Qiji is one of the few ruthless characters among literati in the past who killed without batting an eye (the last one was Li Bai, who had been in the underworld). Even when he was an official, he had an iron-fist style and a broad-minded policy, and took care of gentle people. All the civil servants were frightened and cried. Chen Tingzhuo, a native of the Qing Dynasty, said: "Jiaxuan has the general idea of ??swallowing up the Eight Wastelands but the opportunity does not come. If it is upright, it will be Guo and Li, it will be Yue and Han, and if it is changed, it will be Huan Wen's Liuya." He believed that if Xin Qiji was sent some troops, If more people are mobilized, Xin Qiji may become a traitor like Huan Wen. It's a pity that the entire Southern Song Dynasty was characterized by impotence. They were good at the shameful route of ceding territory and paying indemnities to flatter people. Their brave and bloodthirsty style had no market. 2. The tenderness of a tough man is the charm of girls

Fortunately, because of Xin Qiji, the literary world of the Southern Song Dynasty will not be dominated by transvestite literature - Hey, some students raised their hands and said, it seems to be about Qin Guan and Liu Yongshi , I also vomit blood and praise their talents. Oops, this classmate doesn’t understand. It is the basic professional ethics of a writer to adapt to the situation, OK?

The biggest feeling when reading Xin Qiji's poems is that this guy has a serious personality split.

Sometimes he is so arrogant that he organizes a male hormone expo: "I think back in those days, when we were strong and strong, we could swallow thousands of miles like a tiger." ("Yong Yu Le") "A man is determined to die, let's try his hand. "("Congratulations to the Bridegroom") Hero? Man, right? In the gloomy poetry of the Southern Song Dynasty, such a sentence is simply a powerful weapon in the literary world. No wonder tens of thousands of people have signed online calling for Xin Qiji to shoot the cover of "Flower Princess", asking him to show off his eight-pack abs to improve the happiness index of women and gays in the Southern Song Dynasty.

Sometimes he is possessed by Qiong Yao, playing the melancholy and loneliness to the extreme: "Everyone looks for him thousands of times, but when he suddenly looks back, he is in the dim light." ("The Sapphire Case") "More After a few storms, spring has returned in a hurry. I cherish the spring and fear that the flowers will bloom early, not to mention the countless falling reds." ("Moyu'er") - Read these words several times, and don't think they are Li Qingzhao or Liu Yong. If you write it, Uncle Xin will sue you for copyright infringement, OK? People can use their talents in writing awesome military papers such as "Ten Essays on Meiqin" and "Nine Discussions" to write you love letters; people can use their hands that brutally kill people on the battlefield to romance you. It is said that Tough Man's tenderness is the secret to girls. Otherwise, so many beauty and beast combinations in the romance industry are vegetarian? Isn't it just to show that what girls enjoy is that a fierce lion is willing to turn into a dog-legged poodle in front of you.

Sometimes he behaves in a childish way, playing cute, trying his best to be cute, flirting with the mountains, rivers, plants and trees: "I see how charming the green mountains are, and I expected the green mountains to see me like this." ("Congratulations to the Bridegroom") 》) "Last night, I fell drunk beside the pine tree. I asked the pine tree how I was drunk? I just thought that the pine tree would come to help me. I pushed the pine tree with my hands and said, "Go away!" ("Moon on the West River") This frankness, this interest, this innocent heart - you can Imagine that Teacher Xin must have some role-playing and uniform seduction scenes in the boudoir. You play the doctor and I play the nurse. You play the hawker and I play the urban management officer.

What happened? How did this article silently change from martial arts to *** dead?

It is said that Xin Qiji is really complicated. Just the detailed research on his love life gave later generations of experts a huge headache, and the manufacturer of Jingxin Oral Liquid was in vain. In particular, China has always had a tradition of deifying celebrities. How could a top patriotic poet like Xin Qiji have scandals, gossips, bloodshed, and prostitution? In 90% of the texts that mention Xin Qiji, they pretend that he suffers deeply every day, worries about the country and the people, and lives an extremely hard life. Some people say, why is it so difficult to find records about Xin Qiji’s sex life? A literati, a ***, if there is no erection in official history or unofficial history - that is not a man, that is Teletubbies.

So the persevering seniors dived into historical materials, frantically searching for clues to Xin Qiji’s emotions, and found that this guy was full of energy. According to research, he has three main wives, the Zhao family, the Fan family, and the Lin family. It is conservatively estimated that there are at least 6 concubines: Zheng Zheng, Qian Qian, Tian Tian, ??Xiang Xiang, Qing Qing, and Fei Qing. Even the name has a unique nightclub charm. Most of these names are derived from Xin Qiji's poems, "The charming and foolish people are jealous of the fragrant sleep, and wake up to talk about dreams." "Where is the delicate soul and thin figure, always speaking softly and tenderly, sometimes calling Qingqing when drunk, But others laughed and asked, "Master Xin, the master of flirting, you are so busy.

*** is also a must, otherwise how can people keep their inspiration flowing continuously when writing lyrics? Is it too far-fetched to say that those sentimental love poems all refer to political situations? Xin Qiji wouldn't be able to stand listening to it and would have to travel through time to clarify. His "Nanxiangzi: A Dream on a Boat Trip" is basically a record of an romantic encounter on a boat: "I lay on my pillow beside the sound of the boat, listening to the babbling and sleeping drunkenly. In the dream, the music and songs disappeared, but still, the green sleeves were in front of my eyes. After farewell The two eyebrows are sharp. I have stopped thinking about it. I only remember the moonlight before burying the injustice. I don’t care about people’s sorrows. "Another song "Frost Sky Xiaojiao? Lu Xing" is about drunken sex. At the end of Chu, people are thousands of miles away. Don't talk about old sorrows and new hatreds. The long pavilion tree is like this! I am tired of the official tour. The beauty leaves me drunk. I will stay here after the sun sets and eat coldly. "

< p> As for visiting brothels, it can only be regarded as a routine activity for ancient literati. It is said that Xin Qiji and his friend Liu used to visit prostitutes and were jealous of the officials in the capital.

Xin Qiji was quite mean. He used his official position to oppress others and took advantage of others. Forgot to mention that Xin Qiji was quite good at making money. This was another key point of his impeachment. He built a villa when he was in his 40s. He designed it himself and it was not very big, probably more than a dozen football fields. Zhu Xi, a celebrity from Lianda University, went to visit and almost got lost in this building and that building. He instantly transformed into Grandma Liu. When he returned, he gossiped with Chen Liang, saying that the villa was so gorgeous that it dazzled him. It seems that Xin Qiji has more than just one villa. He was so happy that he built one next to Laoquan. People are "wise men who love water". They didn't build a man-made river next to the villa, but just built a villa next to the water. This is already considered very sparing. . It was great to be his friend, and he spent a lot of money. He gave Liu Guo two thousand guan as a gift as soon as he met him, and even built a house for Lu You. A colleague's family was poor and he had no money to bury him when he died, so he gave a generous gift to his family. He also spent money to publish a poetry manuscript for a friend who had been dead for several years. With the printing conditions at that time, publishing a book would cost about the same as buying a Mercedes-Benz. It was a completely extravagant act. Professor Luo Lie of the University of Hong Kong also wrote a special article to examine his financial situation. Scholars can only say very vaguely that maybe, maybe, or not sure, Xin Qiji had a little bit of corruption, or at least he used his power to make money. Otherwise, why would he live so richly if he had been idle at home for more than ten years?

Hush, how can a patriotic poet be corrupt? It is so inconsistent with the mainstream view of history. Everyone covered their ears and pretended not to hear! 3. In this world, boyfriend-boyfriend romance is a bad joke

The second professional ethics of writers is that they must have some boyfriend-boyfriend sex. Otherwise, there is no awareness, no bottom line, and no humanity! In short, it is worse than a beast.

Chen Liang, if your son doesn’t come on stage, I will be scolded to death.

Who is Chen Liang?

Xin Qiji’s rumored boyfriend. Chen Liang described Xin Qiji's appearance as "a sharp vision, enough to reflect the greatness of a lifetime, and a heavy back, enough to bear the weight of the Four Kingdoms." What is this narrative and description if not love?

Frankly speaking, the relationship between Chen Liang and Xin Qiji is discussed in the friend zone in all historical comments - I used to believe it when I was young. Later, when I established a correct outlook on life, I realized that male-boyfriend love is a cold joke in this world. I now understand many things that I couldn’t understand before. For example, why did Qu Yuan fall out of favor with King Huai of Chu and throw himself into the river? Why did Zhuge Liang devote his whole life to Liu Bei...

In fact, Chen Liang is not a shou, not gentle at all.

He is a madman. "History of the Song Dynasty" says that Chen Liang was "born with a bright vision and a great talent. He liked to talk about military affairs and discuss matters. He wrote thousands of words and achieved results immediately." When he was 19 years old, he wrote "Ziu Gu" "On", "You Jia Chen Qiu Shu", "Jing Shu Fa Ti" and other papers have been published in core national journals. He is called a "national scholar", about the same as a panda, a national treasure-level talent. He was as good as an ordinary scholar, but he didn't know which brand of ambition he had eaten. He wrote to the emperor three times in a row, asking the Southern Song Dynasty to rise to prominence, abrogate the peace treaty, and declare war on the Jin Dynasty. He also asked the emperor to meet him in person so that he could discuss specific strategies in person. This bold hype was very successful and caused a sensation throughout Lin'an City.

Originally, the emperor wanted to give him an official position. However, Chen Liang did not appreciate it and said that he was appointed to revitalize the country and not for his own personal gain. Man, free and easy enough.

The most famous date between Xin Qiji and Chen Liang was in 1187 AD. After Xin Qiji was impeached, he was idle at home, depressed and fragile, and needed the comfort of love (experts spoiled it: it was obviously friendship). So Chen Liang rushed all the way from Zhejiang to Jiangxi to visit Xin Qiji. Xin Qiji was ill, and when he saw Chen Liang's face, he recovered instantly. What is this power? Please fill in the blanks yourself.

Zhu Xi was originally going to participate in this date, but Zhu Xi made an excuse not to come. Why? Even Zhu Xi, who preached "preserving the principles of nature and destroying human desires", also understood the basic principle of life that you should not be a light bulb - secretly speaking, Zhu Xi and Xin Qiji were also a bit ambiguous. When the two praised each other, it was really exaggerated and bold. . However, compared with the interaction between Chen Liang and Xin Qiji, this little bit of movement is too difficult to handle.

Xin Qiji and Chen Liang had a heated exchange for 10 days, 10 days! The two traveled together in E Lake, drank in Laoquan, exchanged long songs, and talked about you and me. This was the famous "Meeting at E Lake" in the Southern Song Dynasty's poetry circles. The date of the two grown men became legendary. As the story goes, the Southern Song Dynasty was almost as tolerant of homosexuality as the Netherlands. Ten days after being happy, Chen Liang had something to do and had to leave. After only one day away, Xin Qiji felt lovesick and heartbroken, so he drove a shortcut in an attempt to catch Chen Liang back. I chased and chased, desperately, until I reached the cormorant forest at the crossing of Luxi River. It was already dark, the snow was deep and muddy, and the carriages and horses could not move forward. Xin Qiji suddenly became "angry". In desperation, he could only drink to drown his sorrows, hating that the airplane was invented too late. At this time, they still say that the two are friends, so I can only boldly say that the experts are pretending to be innocent...

Xin Qiji posted a Weibo post overnight, confessing his love to Chen Liang with a song "Congratulations to the Bridegroom", every word deep feeling. "A beautiful lady honors her promise but neglects to say good-bye. I miss the Qingjiang River and cannot cross it because of the cold weather. The water is deep and icy. The road is broken and the wheels are spinning at the four corners. The pedestrians here have their bones broken."

Ask who makes you come to worry about Jue? It was forged now that I miss the wrong lovesickness, but I spent all the iron in the world to predict it at the beginning. Don’t blow the night flute to crack! "He made a gesture of resentment, blaming Chen Liang for breaking up with him so easily. Who asked you to come? You came and left, which made me infinitely sad and disgusting.

During the journey Chen Liang also suffered from insomnia for several days. When he saw this poem in the middle of the night, he was very excited and responded to Xin Lang's feelings, "The tree is so worthy of farewell. It only makes you and I always talk a lot. There is no need to ask who will replace the beautiful skin and stupid bones. But don't make it, Boya Xianjue..."

Xin Qiji came back again: "I pity you the most, Zhongxiaowu, a man who is determined to die. Try your hand and mend the cracks in the sky. "Xin Qiji felt heartbroken for Chen Liang. My dear, don't be sad. Let's be Nuwa together and repair the broken sky. It's so touching!

The two of them exchanged love letters, okay? Afterwards, Chen Liang was accused of being the mastermind of the murder of his servant, and Xin Qiji used all his connections in the officialdom to rescue him. After Chen Liang was released from prison, he took part in the imperial examination and was selected as the number one scholar by the insane emperor Song Guangzong. He was ordered to go to Nanjing as an official. Chen Liang was about to go, but he died suddenly of a sudden illness. Xin Qiji almost collapsed when he learned of his death.

In 1207, Xin Qiji, who had been sleeping for a long time during his illness, suddenly opened his eyes and shouted several times, "Kill the thief!" Kill the thief! Kill the thief! "The superiors were very satisfied with his call before his death. This is what a patriotic poet should do.