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1. Today, the customer came to the bank to withdraw money. I'm petrified in the next sentence: "Hello, it's time for me to die."

2. me. . . . If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy. .

3. I want to ask if the Maya are reliable? If it is reliable, I won't review for the final exam.

Dozens of beautiful women said I was handsome, but I denied it, so they hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical.

5. Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others for not being able to see through.

6. At most, you can shoot a big movie to kill one person, and stinky tofu stinks all over Wan Li.

7. After breaking up, you think I sacrificed me and you died. It's over.

Only rich people can be called single. Do you call it single? You call it single.

9. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

10. I don't want to move or talk, so even if China moves, I won't move …

1 1. Sometimes we have to kiss many frogs to meet the prince.

12. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

13. At first glance, you are not so good; The second time, it's better to be fierce.

14. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you!

15. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.