1. Don’t think that just because you are wearing Smith Barney, you can swagger and stop walking

2. It’s not who wants to hold anyone accountable, but a gust of wind that blows away the promise and scatters it. You and me

3. Don’t always make excuses based on your face. The beauty is not outstanding and the ugly is unique. Who are you trying to scare?

4. Drink a glass of dichlorvos to refresh yourself. All the sorrow disappeared in a moment

5. I was thinking, thanks to all these thanks, I have become smarter. Will you use a honey trap to get rid of me next?

6. Tell me You, if you don’t pay attention to me, I will become a steamed bun, the most famous one in Tianjin

7. I noticed at first glance that you don’t look very good, but when I look back, wow, it’s better not to look at it< /p>

8. If there is an earthquake, I really hope that I can live and die with you, because I want to see you being smashed to death and I laugh to death

9. When you are in a bad mood, you actually Singing in the toilet is a problem

10. If the sky falls, it doesn’t matter! You support us, I support you, I don’t believe anyone is afraid of the other

11. This person is so hateful. Every time the flowers of the motherland bloom, he pinches them. Oh, poor flowers.

12. Pigs live like pigs and have pig thoughts. If you give them human thoughts, the pigs will no longer be pigs, but Bajie

13. I miss you. I can’t even eat because I feel sick when I think of you

14. We have met countless times, but we have not fallen in love. I feel dizzy and I don’t understand. My clothes are all scratched, why are they not there? There will be sparks with you

15. I know you are married to someone else, but you don’t understand that I am trying to replace someone else

16. When a crab was being cooked, it ran out of the pot lid. It said: "I'm hot!" I replied: If you want to be hot, just bear with it

17. In fact, you can do a lot of things when you get up in the morning, such as: sleep again

18 , Uneasiness is indeed a divine song. I sang it to the computer, but unexpectedly it crashed. It really made me feel uneasy

19. You think you are a saint, but I tell you that you are a**

< p> 20. Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that the result you paid tells you that it is not a success***

21. Perhaps the happiest thing is fifty cents and fifty cents, because they are the same thing< /p>

22. In fact, I am quite tall, but I shrunk after taking a shower

23. I feel that I am too successful in front of you, because you are a typical failure

24. I have watched Water Margin several times, but where is Cao Cao

25. A asks B: If someone hurts you, will you forgive him? Answer B: No need to forgive, just send him to see God

26. Hold your hand until the end. If you don’t come with me, I will knock you out and drag you away

< p> 27. We should really take other people’s paths and let them stop halfway

28. You said that you can’t find the one you love even though you hold a lantern. I’m thinking, dear, your lantern Is it too dark?

29. The man said that he was too poor to die because the price of graves had increased again

30. I went to space to fish for drift bottles, but I ended up fishing for them. "One more bottle", I'll go

31. If you don't leave me, I will definitely die

32. Some people are alive, but they are already dead; When a person dies, it should have died long ago

33. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent, you must be too wicked

34. I know you love time travel, so when there is thunder, you stand Under the big tree, thunder struck across the sky

35. In fact, I am not lazy, but raising fish is really troublesome. I used to change the water once a week, but now I change the fish once a week

36. The little mouse told its mother that it was sick. So, the mother mouse said: "Okay, I will bring a pack of rat poison later.

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37. Fortunately, I am still a little thinner. If you have nothing to do, you can count my ribs

38. I can tolerate that your oath is false, but I cannot tolerate that you even have money. The one you gave is fake

39. You said you would wait for me to come back. I was really touched and decided to stay with you for the rest of my life, but why did you find someone to wait with?

< p> 40. You are really awesome. If you can’t be his wife, then you will be his stepmother. You are so cruel

41. You save 125, and I will save 125, and we can get married

42. I’m confused. If I like you, I’m willing to call you Xishi; if I hate you, it’s okay to call you a zombie!

43. I’m so angry that I don’t love the people who love me. The people I love don’t love me back. Do you think I should kick them all to death?

44. I don’t like to be a bridesmaid, and don’t ask me to be a bridesmaid, because I’m afraid of accidentally stealing them. Your groom

45. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. If you die or I die, you must die.

46. It’s not that you and I are too lazy, but that the years are too wasted

< p> 47. Hitting you means kissing you, scolding means loving you, waiting to kick you means I love you very much

48. Maybe your confession is too lethal, and it will come out of your mouth. When I came out, I went crazy for several days

49. For a woman, perhaps the most beautiful sweet words are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight