A domineering personality signature (1)
1) I think I look good everywhere, why not?
2) There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them.
3) When you have insomnia, sit in the computer chair and turn around. When you are dizzy, you fall asleep.
4) Draw a circle to curse you, and the phone falls into the toilet.
5) The third child has become a career, and the marriage certificate is even less valuable than the certificate.
6) Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!
7) I advise you not to have plastic surgery, or it is more reliable to be reborn as soon as possible!
8) It has been unplugged by others before touching the flowers and twisting the grass.
9) Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
10) I want to be your eyes, because then you won't be afraid of the night.
1 1) Always laugh until tears are about to fall, and laugh louder and louder before you know how to mature.
12) Jianghu rumor: The quality of the teacher's lectures directly determines the traffic this month.
13) That woman looks good at first sight. If you look carefully, you might as well have a look.
14) Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be short and regretless.
15) It's even sadder to drown your sorrows by drinking, and Tang Priest washes his hair softly.
A little domineering personality signature (2)
1) It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why are all the injured people me?
2) Actually, I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.
3) Fat, why are you always so attached to me?
4) Drink Besunyen Changrun Tea, whoosh, the chest is gone.
5) On the way to SB, I always mistakenly used the accelerator as a brake and accidentally rushed ahead.
6) I know I'm a P, but I like to play handstand and pretend I'm a B.
7) Wechat is so awesome that it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.
8) Thank you for robbing my partner and letting me know that he is a dog.
9) Be yourself, because no one wants to be you.
10) Since ancient times, no one has died. If he dies, he must burn more paper.
1 1) People say I'm ugly, but I'm just handsome and low-key.
12) I talk shocking, and I'm a little crazy. You can call me Lei Feng.
13) I just took one more look at you in the crowd, and now my eyes still hurt.
14) I call others introverted and others call me abstract.
15) I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.
A little domineering personality signature (3)
1) The advantage of jeans is that they can be worn as beggars' pants when worn out.
2) Male students will ask for leave several days a month on the grounds of illness.
3) Why doesn't Superman appear every time I eat bubble gum?
4) It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.
5) May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liang said, sir, no!
6) If you want to marry Big Wolf, your father must be Li Gang.
7) Seeing that your home is poor, the mouse comes to your home with tears in his eyes.
8) Pay attention to the beautiful women in the street. Look up and appreciate, look down on hooligans.
9) Oh, I'll go. You are so busy that you have to go to the bathroom by yourself.
10) Why is there such a big gap between the prince and his son? This is the difference.
1 1) is like fighting landlords. The flowers I'm waiting for have withered, but you're still playing trusteeship.
12) everyone says that if I take a step back, it will turn upside down.
13) Life is like a garbage bag, always in it.
14) Who told you to make me cry? What happened when I used your toothbrush to clean the toilet?
15) I won't watch you jump into the fire pit with my eyes open, I will close my eyes.
16) Congratulations on winning the million-dollar prize. (Play a song title): It's a pity it's not you.
17) Whenever I find myself doing something wrong, I will hit someone on the head with a brick.
18) Don't tell me to grow old together, I want to have black hair forever.
19) Am I very old? Then why do you always treat me as your father?
How time flies! We've known each other for a year in 335 days.
2 1) I usually eat simple noodles, which is more convenient than instant noodles.
22) If only there were as many gold coins in my bank card as in the QQ farm.
23) Two eggs like Tencent and me hurt when they are torn apart.
24) It is said that when two men and one woman walk down the street, all three people will feel like light bulbs.
25) Since streaking, my waist is not sore and my legs are not cramped. It's delicious.
26) What is happiness? Happiness is asking for a raise, and the boss agreed!
27) Don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can seduce me, at least she is stupid enough.
28) beheading is nothing. My head is no bigger than a bowl of scars. Years later, I was a zombie again.
29) I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I am not lazy, but I don't like to move; That's all. /that's all/that's all
30) When I was a child, I played mobile phones in class, and the team leader said to stop playing. I said I don't play with your mobile phone.