1. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside. 2. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person. 3. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world... 4. Follow other people's paths and leave others with nowhere to go. 5. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 19 years! 6. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth! 1. When the water is extremely clear, there are no fish; when people are extremely humble, they are invincible. 2. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel - my mother said, it is a birdman. 3. Time is the same as cleavage, if you squeeze it there will still be some. 4. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, except one male and one female. 5. Don’t be careless about an animal that bleeds for a week but still survives... 6. I, a college student, have a goal in life: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland. 7. Women should remember: they must eat well, have fun, sleep well and drink well. Once we are exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husband, have sex with our boyfriend, and even beat our children. QQ Group "Handsome Guys Village" Announcement 1. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and in autumn I harvested a lot of handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Guy Village", and I became the village chief as I wished. 2. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty... 3. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, all three of my chins are sharp! 4. The trouble with chocolate is: if you eat it, it’s gone. 5. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly. 6. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune. 7. A big belly is not scary. What is scary is that it is big and empty. 8. The biggest advantage of going on a blind date is that if there are problems in your marriage in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker. 9. If a woman shows herself to be generous first, then a man will not dare to be stingy. 10. People are born on the bed and die on the bed. If they want to live or die, they are also on the bed. 1. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snow-capped mountains that have not been climbed, rivers that have not been crossed, giant dragons that have not been killed, and beautiful women that have not been bathed... Tell her to continue sleeping! 2. My crush is a stunning beauty, and one day she will come to me riding a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but not its owner. 1. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have any shame, it will be invincible in the world. 2. Do nothing but do nothing, do nothing but do nothing. 3. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life. 4. If you are cool, you should be cool, and if you are cool, you will have the chastity of being cool; if you are mean, you should be mean, and if you are mean, you will have the dignity of being mean. 5. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least a pair of whales... 6. Success in life is not about getting a good deck of cards, but how to play bad cards well. He debuted at the age of 7.0 and is making progress every day at the age of 10. At the age of 20, you have lofty ideals, and at the age of 30, you work hard to become stronger. The 40-year-old is basically oriented, the 50-year-old is popular everywhere. Play mahjong when you are 60 years old, and wander around when you are 70 years old. The 80-year-old Lala lives at home, and the 90-year-old hangs it on the wall! 8. When you were born, you cried and everyone smiled; when you left, you smiled and everyone cried. 9. Stand taller and pee farther. 10. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it. 11. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. 12. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore. 1. You can’t have both fish and bras. 2. Experts look at doorways, laymen look at sidewalks. 3. Don’t step on the wild flowers on the roadside! 4. I met a girl with a personalized signature: She doesn’t know how to play music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she is tired of doing laundry and cooking. 5. Encountered a GG personalized signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation. 6. Encountered an old Shaanxi personality with his signature: Ugly girls tend to cause mischief, black buns tend to have vegetables. 7. Personal signature of our teacher when you meet him: Let me tell you that the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences will be very serious (after his Nth blind date failed). 8. Encountering a writer’s signature: It may seem like it, but it may not necessarily be the case. 9. When you meet a lover’s personal signature: What you have said does not matter, the person you like changes every day.

10. When you meet the sleeping king in the class, his signature is: three full meals in the morning, noon and evening, and six empty stomachs before and after meals.