1. Ernong plays with pigs

2. If you kill the birdman, I will be an angel!

3. Being handsome is useless! In the end, you won’t be eaten by pawns Drop!

4. Live well, because we will die for a long time!!!

5. Have you ever heard the story of "The big pig said yes, and the little pig said no"?

6. My girlfriend asked me what would happen if she died. I firmly said: I will not live alone (find another job). She was very happy~!

7. Artificial intelligence and There is no comparison between natural stupidity - because we stand for pure naturalness.

8. We should keep quiet when listening to sermons in church. It is very impolite to disturb others' sleep.

9. Chat and provide door-to-door service at night. (An epitaph)

10. People are not smart, yet they imitate others’ baldness! !

11. You are electricity, Li Siguang, you are the only myth...

12. The scary thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

13. I am always wandering between A and C.

14. If you are not afraid of being used, you are afraid of being useless.

15. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think they are?

16. At noon on the hoeing day, I bend my bow and shoot the big eagle

17. Hair is gone without a trace and dandruff is better!

18. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

19. I would rather fight with someone who understands than say a word to SB!

20. A big woman cannot be without power for a day, and a little woman cannot be without money for a day!

21. If Heaven fails me, I will be Hao; if you fail me, I will be shaken!

22. The garden is filled with spring scenery and cannot be contained, so I lure the red apricots out of the wall.

23. Just make yourself comfortable, take off your pants that you often poop.

24. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. He doesn’t need paper to poop.

25. Is it okay not to steam the steamed buns to get a good reputation?

26. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, and his blood is cold. Damn, is this man not dead?

27. Live great and die under flowers!

28. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

29. I love you! What does it have to do with you?

30. Women are tools for making human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

31. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

32. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

33. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience? ! !

34. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.

35. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can’t dig down?

36. You don’t have to study hard, but you can’t not review well.

37. I learned a saying from a friend: Ten words for you - as far as the fuck goes, get the fuck as far away as possible~ I remember the first time he said this to a group of us, I saw everyone counting on their fingers below to see if they had ten words...

38. The best way to deal with people who cover up their ignorance by keeping silent is to respond in their own way. Treat the person's body.

39. I was very nervous the first time. He kept asking me to relax gently, and then inserted into my body. There was bleeding there. I was so painful that I couldn’t cry out. Then I realized... donating blood is Like this!

40. You even believe the advertisements. You will become stupid by reading!

41. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or money!

42. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too weak.

43. The system actually suspected that I was filling water, and there was no faucet around me. Oh...I understand, there is one...

44. I don’t know if I went to college or if college went to me.

45. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

46. Pain is a enjoyment that can only be enjoyed by sober people...

47. Some people say that you will not have dysmenorrhea after giving birth to a child, so give birth to one!

48. The more you spend, the closer you are to your bed.

49. It is easy to quit smoking, but it is too difficult to quit you!

50. If you want to hang out in the world, it is best to be a bachelor! !

51. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!

52. If you want to choose a mature woman, her skirt will be tight.

53. Rich people eventually get married.

54. What is love in the world? One thing brings down another thing.

55. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

56. I am Jesus’ son, coconut~!

57. College is all about learning!

58. I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder.

59. BMW means don’t touch me, msn means I will touch you to death!

60. Life can be made easy, but life can also be exquisite!

61. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

62. I can’t afford to sleep for a long time in the morning; I feel like sleeping at night!

63. I am the most honest person. Never tell lies. Except this sentence.

64. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain.

65. I’ve been really busy recently, and it’s hard to even get 16 hours of sleep a day!

66. Don’t wash it. If it weren’t for the mud, this car would be broken. It fell apart.

67. The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling, let’s have another ice cream.

68. The three friends of Suihan - hot pot, cabbage, and hot quilt.

69. I had no intention of being different, but how could I have outstanding taste!

70. Senior brother, I heard that the second brother’s meat is more expensive than the master’s~~

71. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep forever after death.

72. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a 100 yuan note, hold down "ctrl-c" and then "ctrl-v"....

73. If a woman wants to please herself, she will allow a man to be poor if he wants to please himself!

74. The professor was talking about organic chemistry and polymers on the podium. He first drew a "phthalein key" on the blackboard and said to everyone, "This is a 'eunuch', let's press a 'methyl' key on him."...

75, You bald donkey, dare to compete with a poor Taoist for your master's wife?

76. The inner beauty that men refer to refers to the inside of the bra, not the heart.

77. I said to the buddy sitting next to me~~You are only one step away from genius~~

78. If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always be gone. It will reflect light...

79. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes~~China National Football Team~~

80. God has given you a pair of wings, you should be burned...

81. Being a bitch is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them

82. What’s the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?

83. It is said that men become bad when they are rich, but I have been a good man for more than 20 years!

84. Face first on the ground, unable to recover.

85. A woman said to a man: Come to my house and I will feed you.

86. It’s not that you don’t smile, your fans will fall off as soon as you smile!

87. Tall means tall, but you are a straw bag; short means short, you can stand being stepped on; thin means thin, you have muscles.

88. Only women and English are hard to find, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

89. There are three things that hurt people: worries, quarrels, and empty wallets. The most hurtful of all is an empty wallet.

90. Driving is easy, as long as there are new people!

91. When arguing with others, take a step back and the world will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

92. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years.

93. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a pretty girl...

94. God wants to destroy people. He must first make him crazy; if God wants to make people crazy, he must first make him buy a house.

95. When the sky falls, you hold it up, and I hold my cushion, haha...

96. The can ring loves the can, but the can has Coke in its heart!

97. Don’t be the next one, be the first me.

98. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth!

99. A group of Japanese people came to visit our school today - to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes!

100. I have been studying for more than ten years. As for books, kindergarten is easier!