Breeze blowing, spring in March, grass growing in the south of the Yangtze River, water heating in the north of the Yangtze River, plum fragrance outside the ridge and willow softness. It's time to go for an outing and find incense. Actually, what I want to say is ... when will you invite me to dinner?
I wish you a happy new year: drink a little wine until you disown your parents, smoke a cigarette and die together, play mahjong day and night, dance until you are exhausted and brag until you don't believe it.
I wish you a new year: high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleeping until dawn every day, salary cramps, and others will get a raise if they work overtime!
The mobile phone memory needs to be updated in the New Year, the address book is being deleted, and all information will be lost. Just a moment, please. ...
I heard that you will come to our house for the Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up. For easy identification, please take two first-class cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Moutai in your right hand.
Spring Festival couplets: People get thinner every day, and steamed bread porridge is enough. Shark's fin and bird's nest are hard bones!
Send you a coat, the front is peace, the back is happiness, auspiciousness is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!
The company is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking up, it's all ass, looking down, smiling face, looking around, it's all eyes and ears. The Year of the Monkey is here. I wish you two more branches, more smiling faces and less ass!
Happy new year! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!
Someone is looking for you on New Year's Eve. Your charge is: 1. Too good for friends, not loyal enough; 2. Young face and bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!
I hold Harry Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all the celebrations into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and I will make a cake happily forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!
Pay attention to four kinds of people when drinking during the Spring Festival: those who blush, those who wear braids, those who say nothing, and those who take pills.
Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to be famous? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Do you want to be lucky? Stop dreaming and go to bed!
In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1 Repairing elevators for Mount Everest; 2. WaChangCheng; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you.
There are big gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the message "I want to invite you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (the number of the guy who sent the message, of course), and you will have the opportunity to get the autograph of the genius and take a group photo as a souvenir. The opportunity is rare, so act quickly!
I asked for a recent photo of one inch yesterday. Why did you bring stamps? Report to me quickly and get this new monkey ticket back.
Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I, an invincible super genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom, wish you a happy New Year in advance!
From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you, hit you or scold you. Believe me, I will help you as soon as others bully you. I will accompany you to be happy if you are happy, and I will coax you to be happy if you are unhappy. I will always think that you are the most beautiful, I will see you in my dream, and I will only have you in my heart.
In the new year, I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!
Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?