1. If you ask me to go to bed early, I will go to bed. Wouldn’t that be very shameful?
2. Politeness is a kind of unfamiliarity, and nonsense is a kind of dependence.
3. You are in the north and it is snowing, and I am in the south and it is raining and windy.
4. Mobile phones are developing like Viagra: getting bigger, longer, and harder.
5. I’m not hungry, but my mouth is a little lonely.
6. If you take the initiative, we will not only have stories, but also children.
7. How proud I can be, I will be knocked down as soon as I see you.
8. The boat of friendship can capsize at will, and the man who promised it will bend at will.
9. I love learning, but I like you more.
10. I don’t want to get the test paper or see the scores. This is not cool at all.
11. Sometimes I can choose to pretend to be blind, but don’t think I’m really stupid.
12. A typical sign of being single is that the one-month data package has long been gone, and more than half of the call package is left.
13. The most affectionate and lasting gaze in this life is given to the mobile phone.
14. G’s big head contains 2G’s worries.
15. I feel that the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to the screen of my mobile phone.
16. Those who flirt with girls are boys, and those who tease men are also boys.
17. When I was young, I liked to pretend to be artistic. Now that I have recovered, I only like money.
18. There are many tricks in the city, no matter who you take seriously.
19. Long time no see, you are still so embarrassing.
20. When IQ and EQ are both high, appearance is at best a gift.
21. Since a clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our return rate has increased.
22. Our love for each other is to eliminate harm for the people.
23. A simple person like me will never be able to solve these scheming math problems.
24. Play with life and don’t take it too seriously. No one can leave this game alive in the end.
25. As long as you are given enough overtime pay, it doesn’t matter if you work like a cow or a horse.
26. Message notification: You have a kiss, pick it up.
27. Those who are good-looking and love to eat are called foodies, and those who are ugly and love to eat are called foodies.
28. Put a candy under the pillow, hoping to have a sweet dream.
29. There are always some clothes in the wardrobe. It’s a pity to throw them away, but it’s a waste to wear them.
30. If you have wine, you will get drunk. If you have a bed, you will sleep. Don’t say anything later.
31. Your intelligence always allows me to easily forgive the mistakes you make.
32. I will not keep anyone who tries to leave me.
33. My deskmate is too lewd, which prevents me from studying well.
34. The world is so big! Why are you showing off in front of me!
35. Eating a tomato made the child next to me cry.
36. Happy days are days when you are full and go to bed.
37. If you missed the sound, you would have been killed by me.
38. Men hate women’s suspicion because they guess too accurately.
39. When I am hungry, I feel that my life is empty.
40. I can cook instant noodles of various flavors. If you become my friend, you will make a fortune.
41. When I make friends, it doesn’t matter whether they are poor or not, they are not as poor as me anyway.
42. Love is like jumping off a building. Your brain tells you it’s not a good idea, but your heart says you can fly.
43. I’m so sad. I don’t need you to hug me, just give me money.
44. After overcoming all the difficulties, I found that my legs are quite long.
45. I have the disease of going to bed late but not getting up late.
46. People like me who don’t even know a few famous brands sometimes don’t even feel that others are showing off their wealth!
47. The cutest time for a man is when he is jealous without admitting it.
48. What I like about you is that you stay away from me.
49. Your eyes are like whirlpools. I was swept away just by looking at them.
50. When you have money, you spend money; when you have no money, you worship God.
51. After all, we are each other’s spare tire, so why be panicked and helpless.