Although people often mention it, I disdain to hum "Ha, nail rake cat ..."

Actually ... I don't mind being called a "nail rake cat". The rake is my tool for making a living. When you are hungry, use this rake to do some animation for Sony Pictures. If not, I can dig some sweet potatoes in the soil. This often leads to criticism from farmers. What do you mean, "The thief is coming again!" Hum, what do you mean by a thief? Things buried in the earth … people want to keep everything for themselves! !

Actually ... I'm a literate cat. In my early years, I eavesdropped on Old Master Q's lecture in a private school in Yinxing Mountain Villa. I know a thing or two about "this is true". I know how to recite the three-character sutra. Well, when cats started, they were kind and similar in nature ... It's just that now people admire martial arts, and private schools have closed down, so why do they open martial arts schools? It seemed a little new at first, and I learned a trick and a half. After a long time, it will be meaningless, boring!

On this continent, I am the lowest monster, and even the dull orcs are arrogant in front of me. What virtue? If I hadn't been educated and knew that "a good cat can't fight a pig", I would have been a rake, alas!

I also have a noble hobby, that is, collecting some glittering things from Huang Chengcheng-people call it "money". It's a pity that human beings are also eager for that thing, and they fight to the death for money one by one. Look, it's not over there When people are in a hurry, their names will change color and turn red. How interesting!

I think that day, I was in the depths of the Wal-Mart forest, out of sight of the sun, admiring my collection of toys. Suddenly, I heard several people saying, "Nail and rake the cat!" "A little to the left!" "How lucky!"

What is this? Are you here for my name? Ask for my autograph ... but I can, but my handwriting is not good. ...

While hesitating, two samurai-like men took out a knife. ...

Alas, my treasure was just scattered all over the floor, and both of them couldn't wait to hold it in their arms. Ah, I met a robber!

I only heard a man grinning proudly: "It's good to have a plug-in, ha, wealth can't escape if it wants to!" "

Plug-in, what is plug-in? Anyway, judging from his tone,' plug-in' is an accomplice to take away what I love, and I hate' plug-in'! ! !

As the saying goes, "When an old man loses his horse, he knows that it is not a blessing." My luck improved immediately.

That day, I was washing my feet by the pond (I love hygiene very much) when I suddenly heard the water ringing in the pond on the other side. Then I saw a pile of clothes and several bags on the ground. Someone is taking a bath! This is my first thought. Hey, hey, is that your sister? Hey, hey, hey. ...

Yo, don't get me wrong, I'm not a pervert, well, I'm not a sexy cat. Actually ... how to put it, I look at it with a learning and research attitude, such as studying the difference between cats and monkeys (people and monkeys should be similar) ...

Cut the crap. I crept up and saw ... a man? Disappointing!

Why don't you study? Also learn a P, in a bad mood!

Well, while he's still happy there, I'll check his luggage first-I'm not stealing, I'm just checking for contraband ~

Yo, what kind of cake is this? It smells good. It's a pity to leave it to that monkey. Anyway, he still enjoys it. I ate it!

The left paw is holding the cake, and the right paw is not idle. Keep turning. What is this? There are many small bottles with words on them. Fortunately, I study in a private school, and I know it. This is a kind of "blessing oil". What is this? It looks interesting ... confiscate it!

Turn it over again. When this bag is finished, turn it over to another bag. Look what this is, boss. A Huang Chengcheng cube. No, no, confiscate it all! !

"Ah! What are you doing? ! "

I saw the bather yelling at me angrily, but obviously he was a little weak-he covered the important parts with his hand, ha.

I made a gesture to him, which means "go to take a shower and mind your own business". He didn't buy it. He rushed over and didn't cover up the important part. It's shameless ...

When you come, I will run away and take some trophies with me. I hung his clothes on my body, and the armor outside was too heavy, so I didn't want it and threw it into the mud. And a big iron bar. It's really heavy I can't take it with me. I'll leave it to you. I owe you nothing. Huh? Are you still chasing? Is it unreasonable? I run!

It is said that Sabac, a big city, issued an official document these days to hunt down a cat. It is said that he stole Sabac's boss's gold bricks, which were originally used to pay salaries to Saudi members. It's ... it's none of my business, is it? After all, human beings have no ability to distinguish the appearance of cats, lest they misunderstand me. I intend to hide in the distance.

I packed my bags and hit the road. I put my usual treasures in a small bag and picked them up with a rake. Other cats along the way, especially those with claws, were jealous of me.