How to identify a green tea bitch

1. If a green tea bitch has short hair, she usually has full bangs. If you have long hair, it must be long and flowing. They say they are bare-faced, but they are actually wearing nude makeup

2. The skin is generally fair and there are no freckles, and the appearance is generally between 3-5. It is not too beautiful, but it is generally not ugly. Good at dressing up.

3. I like to stare at anyone innocently with my eyes wide open.

4. Pretend to like retro style or literary style.

5. If there is a girl next to you, she will exclaim to you every time she sees you, why are you so beautiful? You have lost weight again, and then she will complain with regret, I have gained weight again. .

6. Always say in front of other girls that there are many people chasing you.

7. Boy friends have a lot of friends, and girl friends will change a group every once in a while.

8. Looking through her Weibo Douban I said WeChat Moments, you will find that her activities during the day are normal. As soon as late at night, she starts to post something like I am so sad, I did something wrong. What, am I a failure or something like that.

9. If there is a round and the number of men in this round is ≥ 2, she will usually stay until the end.

10. You suddenly find that your boyfriend or your romantic partner has added her as a friend on Weibo, Douban, WeChat, QQ, and you have no idea when they have crossed paths and interacted very closely. frequently.

11. If the green tea bitch sees you quarreling with your boyfriend, what she will usually say is, eh, that’s what xx is like, and it’s not like you don’t know it.

12. When eating, I always pat my belly after taking two bites and say I am so full. How can I eat so well?

13. The mantra of the green tea bitch is similar to, why am I so stupid? Why didn’t I think of this? I really don’t understand.

14. If there is a girl who is really just like you, but she still emphasizes in front of your boyfriend that she and you are best friends, and she must be good to you and responsible for you, etc. , this is what the green tea bitch loves to do.

15. I like to use: You also read this book, you also listen to his songs, and I also love this movie as an opening statement.

16. I never drink a lot when I drink, but I get drunk faster than anyone else.

17. Always full of energy when around men.

18. After she said something that broke your heart, she would cover her mouth with her hands and say, why don’t I speak through my brain!

19. If there is a girl Let me tell you, I really don’t want to hurt you, hahaha, she is the green tea bitch!

20. At dinner, you must sit next to a man. After three rounds of drinking, there must have been a man's hand on her shoulder, but remember, she must have looked like a seductress who had spent her time peacefully, as if all of this was a natural death.

The one who hits the mark is not necessarily the green tea bitch, but the green tea bitch must hit the mark.