My mother is an anxious angel. I just gave my crying to my father, turned around and couldn't wait to fly to heaven.
fortunately, before flying to heaven, my mother and my father actively used their brains and gave me a great name, I wish I could get it. They hoped that as long as I thought about it, I would get it in the end!
Dad said that if you make a wish every New Year, I will be good and healthy. Come and see me if Mom is free. Mom may really fly back to see me.
well, at that time, I'll hug my mother tightly and kiss her hard, and then I can see her smile as clear as it comes from my heart.
dad said that mom's smile can melt all the sadness.
I have made this wish every New Year since I was three years old, but my mother has never come to see me. Maybe she is really busy.
what is mother busy with? I asked my father.
Dad said that she was busy flying around, using her fairy wand to make people's tears grow wings and swish away from their faces.
when I was six years old, I made a small turn when I made a wish. I secretly said that besides my mother, I'd better give me another brother. Why do you add a more greedy wish? I'll tell you later when I have a chance.
One day in June, it was very hot. After a Chinese exam, everyone was so hot that they couldn't take a nap. They crowded into the corridor of the school to play hide and seek.
After several rounds of rock, paper and scissors, I was left alone to catch people. After blindfolding, it was dark in front of me, and I seemed to sink into the swimming pool, scratching and touching at random, and all I got was handfuls of air.
"I know where you are, wait, wait!" " I gasped, held the wall on one side of the corridor, pricked up my ears and carefully caught the wind and grass around me.
No matter who puts a fart, a person stands there and can't see anything, only hears his own panting. At that moment, it seemed that you were the only one left in the world, and you were terribly lonely.
"someone will deliver it to your door immediately, immediately, immediately! Immediately, immediately ... "I prayed silently.
at this thought, there really was a person coming grandly, and I grabbed her. Ha, she was so good, she didn't scream, and she didn't run away. She stood still.
first, I touched her waist. It was plump and thick, and I couldn't get my hands around it.
she was uncomfortable and began to wriggle.
"don't move, fat girl, I'll know who you are right away!" " I gave a fierce drink and held her hand tightly.
The back of the meat is chubby and warm. "Wu Na, do you think I won't recognize you if I rub my paws hot?" I'm laughing, and I'm going to pinch my fingers one by one.
hey, it's hard on your fingertips, like calluses? Wu Na's chubby paws are tender and warm in winter and cool in summer.
"What an old hand, an old hand!" I blurted out, and the handkerchief over my eyes came loose. "Ouch!" " I screamed, my head shrank, and I immediately shook my hand.
That fat paw actually belongs to the headmaster!
looking around, those guys have long since disappeared. My head was buzzing and I just wanted to turn around and run. The headmaster bent down and caught my hands. "Veteran? Just to explain the meaning of' old'? "
oh, isn't this the Chinese topic that I just took?
"not tender, with calluses. I didn't write' calluses', will it be deducted? " I asked eagerly.
The headmaster nodded and shook his head again: "No, think again!" The headmaster is a special Chinese teacher in the city.
"That veteran, the veteran is the one who plays games well!" I'm inspired again.
The snake in Dad's mobile phone has been exploded by me, and even Dad can't beat me. I just kept hitting and hitting until I knew it thoroughly. Its head didn't move, so I knew which direction it turned. Without going through the brain center, my fingers knew which key to move up, down, left and right. < P > "That's right, that's not right!" The headmaster smiled. "Playing the game well is just one of the old hands."
"Then I'm still an old hand at filling numbers!" I will add it right away.
Actually, I'm tired of doing this kind of problem, and I don't want to know the final accurate answer, because it's mostly rigid and not funny at all.
"oh?" The headmaster straightened up and looked very interested.
"Every time my father buys a welfare lottery ticket, he asks me to fill in the number before going to the betting point. Because McDull's mother, Mrs. Mcdull, always asked McDull to fill in the lottery number, and when she won, her mother cooked half a chicken for him at dinner, made fish loose and fried eggs for Mcdull. If dad cooks scrambled eggs with tomatoes for me, I will know that I have won the prize again. Now I have to vomit when I eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes! "
My father's hobby is very simple, one puppet, two discs and three welfare lottery tickets.
My father and I both love to watch McDull's cartoon discs. We like this greedy and sleepy eye with dark circles. When we see a roasted pigeon, we laugh like a little fat pig with persimmon. We watch McDull with scrambled eggs with tomatoes or eggs. After watching McDull, my father cleans the table first, and then I lie prone on the table to fill in the lottery ticket. He goes to the kitchen to wash the dishes.
Mrs. Mai said to Piggy McDull, "Mom only trusts the number you draw and only buys the number you draw."
Dad also told me that Dad only trusts the number you draw and only buys the number you draw. However, my father will say one more word than Mrs. Mai, "Because your name is Zhu Ruyi, and your mother gave me a magical little girl!" "
"I hope so, then," the headmaster smiled a little shyly, fumbled in his trouser pocket and pulled out a blank piece of paper. "Will you help me fill in some numbers? Later, I will also go to buy buy to see it."
I nodded and was a little shy. I didn't tell the headmaster that my father won almost every time, but it was all five dollars and ten dollars, and the most time was fifty dollars. My father added ten dollars and took me to KFC.
"pen!" I spread my palm.
The headmaster immediately put a pen in my hand and didn't forget to tell me, "It's 37 to 7."
"got it! It is to choose 7 numbers from 1 to 37 numbers. " I immediately made the headmaster understand what an old hand is.
Take a deep breath and stick that little piece of white paper on the wall. I started to fill in the numbers and asked, "Principal, what's your waist circumference?" Both hands can't ring, and I really want to know how thick her waist is.
"Two feet, two feet ..." She stuttered a little.
I turned to look at her.
"All right", under my serious gaze, the headmaster whispered a number, "Two feet seven."
I filled in "27" at the beginning and continued to ask, "How many centimeters is two feet seven?"
"9 cm." This time, the headmaster answered quickly. I quickly continued to add "9". If I thought it was wrong, I immediately changed it to "9".
I know Wu Na's waist is 2.4, which is equivalent to 8 cm, and then I filled in "24" and "8".
There are still three figures missing. Hey, hey, don't add mine. This girl is a slim girl with a foot eight, which is equivalent to 6 centimeters. I continued to fill in two figures "18" and "6".
finally, I stamped my foot and filled in "3", hehe, because I am on the third floor at the moment.
“27 9 24 8 18 6 3。” The headmaster quietly read this string of numbers and rubbed my hair. "Well, I wish! Wish us good luck! "
On the day of handing out the Chinese examination paper, I was in a daze at the big fork on the road "Explain the different meanings of' old', veteran, it should be' not tender'". The headmaster came in the door, walked to my desk, rubbed my hair clockwise and counterclockwise, and the smile on his face rippled around. "I wish you so, we won!"
On the day of hide-and-seek, I met the headmaster's son taking the IELTS test. The distraught headmaster met a little girl named Zhuruyuan, and my heart couldn't help moving. As I wish, I mentioned that she is an old hand in filling numbers. The headmaster couldn't help but move again and bought the first lottery ticket with the idea of praying for his son's good luck.
As a result, the waistlines of the three "girls" added up to 5 yuan, creating the highest winning record in my history!
After asking for my advice, the headmaster took it out and added a thick stack of good-looking books to the library corner of our class, including a whole set of McDull books, Urine Far Away, Perfect Story, Quiet Voice, Miniature Novel ...
I like Urine Far Away best, and the story of buying lottery tickets seems to be told in this book.
yeah, I'm so sweet from my toes to my hair!
The whole class is sensational, and a little girl named Wish Wish has been upgraded to become a wishing elf of the whole class.
No.2 beautiful secret weapon
Swish, swish, swish, countless wishes fly to the wishing genie. My classmates' wishes are really varied—
Wu Na: I'm only in Grade One, and it's almost 17CM and 6kg. I strongly hope that I won't grow taller and fatter. I strongly hope that I can be shorter to about 16CM and weigh 45kg. I see that in almost all the resumes of celebrities, the weight is exactly the same as 45kg. Let me be a small and exquisite girl, and I will pay any price! ! !
Cheng Xingyan: Like Liu Yiting, I want to be admitted to Harvard University. I not only love learning, but also am famous.
Fang Kexin: I hate writing brush every Sunday. I want all the pens in my house to be broken and all the brush hairs to be lost!
Liu Tianyi: There are many beautiful girls and sisters playing with me this summer vacation. I can be an amateur racing champion in the future!
My best friend Xu Xiaocheng: I want Hyun Bin's autograph! I also want him to listen to me and call me OBBA, that is, elder brother, haha
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I do everything and accept it all, because, besides winning the lottery by the principal, I have a secret weapon.
It's a pair of beautiful wooden shoes. The toe of the shoes is tilted like the dragon boat drawn on the Dragon Boat Festival. It's bright red, with beautiful scenery painted on it, green Woods, hairy grass and a winding dirt road in front of a tall windmill. It's a typical Dutch rural scenery.
It was made of poplar by my father himself. This is not difficult for dad. He can make more complicated puppets. His eyes, nose, eyebrows, hands and feet are vivid.
As for fairy wand, which I usually play, my father just cuts it and paints it.
Make a magical girl. The mothers and fathers who wish their wishes are Cinderella and the prince who found the glass slipper, Thumbelina and the frog prince, snail girls and honest farmers ...
These are the times to play puppet bags or marionettes.
If you play a stick-headed puppet, for example, "the Monkey King Three-Tone Banana Fan", and the Monkey King is fully 1.6 meters tall, then it takes mom and dad to add up to be a the Monkey King.
Dad controls the Monkey King's body and head with a wooden stick, and the Monkey King's hands and feet are controlled by his mother. At this time, Dad and Mom become one person, so they fall in love.
What do you mean to be as good as a person? Just look at the Monkey King played by mom and dad at that time. It's flawless and impeccable!
They played all the way from Shanghai to Holland, making a sensation all the way.
When I was in Holland, my mother saw that the shop was full of wooden shoes, large and small, colorful, and loved them very much. But my father not only refused to buy them for my mother, but also forbade her to buy them herself. My mother was particularly angry.
Not long after returning to China, my father came to my mother with a pair of bright red wooden shoes, and asked her to be his wife.
Dad told Mom that in Holland, every man has to make at least one pair of wooden shoes in his life. When a boy falls in love with a girl, he should try his best to measure the size of the girl's feet quietly, remember the shape of her feet firmly, make a pair of wooden shoes by himself, carve the girl's name and give it to her. Girls, we should judge whether boys are sincere and reliable from whether the wooden shoes are beautifully made and fit.
Dad told Mom that he didn't secretly measure the size of Mom's feet, but he did it according to his usual impression. Every time he dug a knife, he prayed that the shoes would fit her feet. Every time he paints a pen on his shoes, he prays that she must like the colors I draw and the patterns I draw.
Dad finally asked his mother nervously if he would like to let him put on these shoes for her personally. If they fit and she likes them, will he agree to be his bride?
Other brides may wear red leather shoes and red silk shoes, but my mother made a bride wearing red wooden shoes ...
When my mother was about to fly to the sky, my father cried and said that he would never make a second pair of wooden shoes again.
My mother asked my father to engrave my name on my left foot, because my right foot is engraved with my mother's name. Mom said she gave me shoes, because angels don't wear shoes.
Mom also said that in the future, if the little girl has any wish, she will tell it to the wooden shoes, and it will definitely come true in the end, I promise. She gently touched her father's face, and two beautiful dimples appeared on her face, and her father's tears suddenly flew away from her face.
I quietly measured my mother's wooden shoes. My mother's feet are 35 yards, a pair of small and beautiful feet.
Dad said that Mom's eyes are small and her dimples are small. Dad likes to call these two dimples Mom's winery garden, which is sweet and mellow.
I grew up to 12 years old. Would it be a little pity if my mother knew that I was a little girl with big feet and was a full size of 38?
Because of the rainy day, I dragged on wooden shoes like dragon boats and walked across the pond carelessly, so I couldn't do something cool.
However, my mother's wooden shoes are more magical than walking on a pond. As long as I wish on them, my angel mother will come to help me achieve my wish.
I put my classmates' wishes in two shoes, the unfulfilled ones in my mother's right shoe, and continue to let them ferment and heat up, and the realized ones in my left shoe called Wish.
Because many wishes have no time limit, those owners whose wishes have not been realized for the time being can wait patiently and securely.
one day, I was sorting out the wishes in my left shoe, and I couldn't help laughing while sorting them out. What strange wishes they were, and they were all boys-
Zhang Haonan: I hope God will take back my ability to speak. Just one day this Thursday, I woke up and found that I couldn't speak, but everything else was normal.
As a result, on that Thursday, the Chinese teacher, the English teacher and the political teacher all made a stampede to recite the text, sentence patterns and political definitions. Unfortunately, Zhang was drawn three times, and fortunately escaped three times, because he had a cold and lost his voice.
There are two notes in the direction, one is wishing, and the other is reporting that the wish has come true-
1. Since I was a child, I only had a high fever. When did I have a low fever?
2. I have a fever today. It doesn't matter, because I made a wish two weeks ago. My fever is 37.2℃. Although it's not serious, my limbs still hurt and my body is heavy. It's really different from having a high fever, one is deep water and the other is hot. Now my wish has come true! YEAH!
Yao Yiding: Just two things, please help me. 1. Give me a chance to play on the bench. 2, I finally shot into the person.