As long as you dare to speak hard, give an iron bar a grinding needle.
Six words in life: endure slowly and get confused slowly.
My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.
Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.
Spirit of heaven, spirit of earth, money, money will appear soon.
A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either
People who love me deeply, where are you now?
I will send you thousands of miles away. It's hard to guess whether you are alive or dead.
I still can't write emotional words.
Objectively speaking, I came to a bowl and burst into tears.
After living with my husband for so many years, I found that my husband's biggest shortcoming is that he has no advantages.
Just because I'm calm doesn't mean I won't slap you!
With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai slept soundly.
I know what will happen tomorrow and I will tell you the day after tomorrow.
There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.
The leaking cup is not full, and the leaking inner tube can't fit.
Every time I am hungry, I feel that I can swallow the whole world. Every time I eat, I find that the world I want is so little.
Look at the sky at night and pinch your fingers. The tonsils are inflamed again.
Who gave you such great courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong.
We are so sad to sing a folk song to the party.
Your smiling back is like the warm ice, which has ignited my frozen heart for many years.
I don't have any friends in this strange city, but I have many enemies.
There are too many officials and too few taxpayers.
Love is a dream, but I overslept.
I am a water cup and you are water, but who dropped the water in my cup?
The deaf heard the dumb say that the blind man was glad to see me.
Although I can't save the whole life, I can bring disaster to all beings.
I heard that you have lost weight recently and have broken up with you, which is even stronger.
No matter how big the official is, no matter how much money, the prince still drags in.
I'm not a saint who can't please everyone//and I'm not a banknote that can't please everyone.
The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.
Your temper is like an application problem in primary school.
My dream is to have many delicious foods.
God, give me a bowl of white rice and a plate of hot and sour potato shreds.
I guess what you are thinking. I guess what you are thinking.
Let me say: I like your appearance! Tell me if you can: I like you.
Maybe silence is distance.
If I have a pair of eyes that can shed tears, it is worthwhile for me to suffer in my life.
Be careful to keep the boat going forever. Feed the fish carelessly
Before committing suicide, you must buy insurance.
The math teacher made a symbolic gesture, put up two fingers and said to the students: Students, the key to learning math well is three words! ! :? Do more exercises! ! ?
I swear I'll chop my hands if I surf the internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.
I comfort myself after every exam? It doesn't matter, the important thing is to participate.
The so-called love is a wasteful expression after love.
In my heart, you are as sacred as the sun. As long as I touch you gently, I will be burned to black charcoal in an instant.
Without studying, Wan Li Road is just a postman.
My mother in the country said that a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. I said that few people in the city know each other right.
Everything in Dont Ask For Help is definitely not owned by one person.
I tell you, as long as the Russian small universe erupts, Jesus can't be reborn.
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!
I'm honest with you, okay? You still owe me 1 yuan. Give it back quickly?
It's like being stabbed in the back, and my heartbroken voice feels very clear.
It's not that I despise you, but that I don't care about you at all.