1. I just want to have you like this, let me hold you, and live a few simple decades.
2. When three friends play together, one of them will always be left out.
3. The happiest thing is to stare at your avatar and struggle with how to say hello to you, and your avatar jumps up.
4. I hope that there is such a person who will pamper me to the point of being lawless.
5. Sometimes, when we are willing to forgive a person, it is not that we are really willing to forgive him, but that we are unwilling to lose him.
6. Loving someone is when you make a phone call and suddenly don’t know what to say. Then I realized that I just wanted to hear that familiar voice.
7. Some people take exams by strength, some people take exams by eyesight, but we have to rely on imagination.
8. True love does not mean that you want to be together because you know how good he is, but that you still don’t want to leave even though you know that he has too many bad things.
9. When I try to be brave and say, "Go away, I don't need you." Can you hug me from behind and say, "But I need you."
10. How many people can be exchanged for saying "I feel bad"? I'll do it right away
11. In fact, there is no such thing as empathy at all in the world. If the needle doesn't prick someone else, they won't know how much pain they have. pain.
13. If there is someone who no longer makes trouble, loses temper or shows off his temper, then congratulations, you have finally lost her.
14. Sometimes, we can comfort others for the same thing, but we cannot convince ourselves.
15. How many girls are not gay, but have a woman they love very much.
16. Is there such a time? You smile so warmly on the outside, but it’s raining heavily on the inside?
17. Teacher, our high school entrance examination papers have not been reviewed yet. When will we make an appointment? It will still be the same classroom, those people, and those days.
18. Eat whatever I want. Being thin is what I want. You can't have both. I'm gone.
19. Only when you care can you think wildly. If you don’t care, you won’t even think about it.
20. Your parents have treated you like a princess for more than ten years, and they did not let you have to submit to a man.
21. To my dear bestie: Either you will be my bridesmaid, or you will walk to the church with me.
22. It is said that if you dream about someone, it is because that person is thinking about you. good, night.
23. Often the most important people on QQ have no notes.
24. Someone who truly loves you will never leave you. Even if he has thousands of reasons to give up, he will still find a reason to persist
25. Apology is not always the case To admit that I was wrong, I can only say that I care about our relationship more than myself. The most unusual and funny mood phrases about love
The following are the most unusual and funny mood phrases about love. If you like it, hurry up and collect it!
1. I firmly believe that there will be a woman who came to this world to be tortured by me.
2. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.
3. You think letting go can fulfill my happiness, but you don’t know that my greatest happiness is to be able to hold hands with you
4. Happiness is just to find a way to heal the wound. An excuse to laugh and cry; happiness is just to give happiness a reason to exist
5. There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go
6. He The persistence we had at that time has turned into going our separate ways today
7. There is only a layer of glass between our worlds. Although I can see everything about you clearly, But after all, I can't step into your world, even half a step...
8. I once tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but in the end, tears flowed out of my eyes with the smile
9. I can’t help but feel sad, so I slowly learn to hide it. Because I don’t want to be stabbed again, I gradually learn to pretend.
10. Love is a drama directed by fate. Until the end, You will never know whether the ending is a tragedy or a comedy
11. Maybe if you leave, you will never come back; maybe you will no longer let me rely on you when you come back; maybe dependence is the greatest harm to myself. ;Maybe the hurt will finally make me let go; maybe the relief will make me doomed to leave...
12. It only took a moment to fall in love with you, but it took a lifetime to forget you, and even Not enough...
13. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek acquaintances.
14. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.
15. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.
16. My mother asked me if I had a girlfriend. I said no. My mother said: I can have a girlfriend. I said: I really don’t have a girlfriend...
17. Please don’t take me Tolerance to you is your shameless capital.
18. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals.
19. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.
20. The Tianshan Child Mother - she looks pretty on the outside, but there are 365 cracks in her heart. Each crack has four words written on it: Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter, and the vicissitudes of life are astonishing.
21. We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we will cry without tears. We tossed and turned for a long time. The disease becomes the cure, and we become the steel. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears. We all have to go to work tomorrow morning.
22. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.
23. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned.
24. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.
25. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves... We once thought that we could die for love, but in fact, love cannot kill people, it will only stick a needle in the most painful place. , and then we wanted to cry without tears. Classic love quotes that have been circulated on the Internet for a long time, share with you!
26. Things are often like this, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be the bad horse, there may not be a way to turn back waiting for you.
27. If someone does not offend me, I will not offend others; if someone offends me, I will be polite; if someone offends me again, I will give you a shot; if someone offends me, I will eradicate the root.
28. I am a passerby that you turned around and forgot about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world?
29. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. , he was because of a broken relationship, and I was because of a sprained neck.
30. The red beans don’t grow in the South, they grow on my face, I really think about it!
31. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.
32. Those who say money is a sin, everyone is trying to make money; those who say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; those who say it is cold at high places, everyone is still climbing; those who say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, even those who don’t quit; those who say heaven is the best Beautiful, don’t go!
33. With your hands in your pockets, you don’t love anyone.
34. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male.
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Funny mood phrases for Singles’ Day
1. I don’t want to know that you are sick, so don’t make it so obvious.
2. You know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know your depths.
3. People search for him thousands of times, but he is in the deepest part of your underwear.
4. The simplest secret to longevity: keep breathing and don’t stop breathing.
5. We agreed that we would grow old together, but you secretly baked the oil.
6. I won’t offend anyone unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will repay it a thousand times.
7. Yuelao, could you please change the red thread to me next time? Wire?
8. I searched for him thousands of times in the crowd, but when I looked back, I really wanted to vomit when I saw them.
9. Since ancient times, whoever has not died early or died late will have to die
10. Mathematics is to complicate simple problems and then let us simplify them.
< p> 11. It is best not to use your own photo as your avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to be offline.12. In fact, many people are not nerds, it’s just that they have no one to date.
13. Don’t be nervous, I am the only normal person in the mental hospital, and I never control My own emotions
14. If you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.
15. People who don’t like me can cause trouble in your heart. I feel really comfortable.
16. Don’t be depressed, life is like an electrocardiogram. Everything going smoothly means you are dead...
17. You must have been homeless in your previous life, and you will be like this in this life.
18. The sorrow of short-sightedness "You can't tell the difference between male and female from 30 meters away, and you can't tell the difference between humans and animals from 50 meters away."
19. When sitting in the classroom, my favorite question is to ask my classmates. The words are: "How long until get out of class ends?"!!
20. Do you think I am your TV set? I can turn on someone at the touch of a button!
21. Teacher, you only know Threatening me with "notify parents", what kind of hero is that?
22. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth, I see you.
The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.
23. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make thousands of dollars, and become a millionaire.
24. We are all old foxes. Why do you want to play with me?
25. Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back.
26. Ah! Donor, please stay. Girl, I will squeeze your breasts and count, and you will be short of breasts~
27. If the sky falls, you will hold it first, and I will go home first. Have a meal and find a stick.
28. You planted a pimple on your face when you were a child, and you got a pimple on your face when you grow up.
29. Jet lag means that summer has arrived, but your figure is still in winter.
30. Life is really interesting. Live and die
31. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets
32. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows, since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.
33. No matter how fast time passes, I still cannot change my guilty nature.
34. Chatting with a person who has no sense of humor will be awkward and awkward...
35. Taking the paper from the teacher angrily. The teacher said: Be gentle. Don't break the eggs
36. When summer comes, I realize that "stay where it's cool" is really not a curse word. An alternative mix of non-mainstream mood phrases
1. Even your sighs can look as beautiful as a smile. How can I draw you sad like this?
2. Is there such a rose that never withers, is always proud and perfect, and never compromises?
3. Only now do I know why my pants are designed with pockets. It’s because no one is holding my hand, so I carry the pockets on my own.
4. Many things are slowly taken apart and pieced together in the mind, and then things change.
5. When I really want to protect someone, I find that I have been silently protected by that person.
6. I forgot you in the place where we once met.
7. There is some pain that cannot be expressed, so I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.
8. I know that your tears are just a helpless and false outline of the future.
9. Shut your bitch mouth, turn away your hypocritical eyes, and leave my sight with your fake love.
10. True forgetting does not mean that I no longer think of you, but that when I think of you, there will no longer be any waves in my heart.
11. Not being angry means that it doesn’t matter. I care, so I don’t care. I can’t let go. I’m angry, but you don’t care about it. I’ve learned not to worry too far, not to plan too much, and to be brave in those days. I have gone to find you for the first time! I loved you so deeply, and because of this I am in pain now! You can't let go of the past, you can't let go of the yearning, you can't stop the pain, take risks, live each day richly, look at each day happily, and be your brave self.
12. Brothers? Doing the same thing in front of others but stabbing them in the back, are they called brothers? friend? One thing is obvious, but the other is a secret one. Is this called a friend?
13. If you don’t love me, how can I blame you. Your heart is with her, how can you know my right and wrong. Well, I don’t blame it, I can’t blame it. I can only love with all my life. Mood Phrases You said you couldn't stand my temper. Have you ever thought that I can't stand your temper?
14. Today I met my brother whom I haven’t seen for half a year. Eating Malatang in the old place, I was so excited. The wind was bluer and lonelier than the coastline, and the rain was wetter and lonelier than the clouds. You are more distant and deserted than I imagined, and I think of you more often than I imagined.
15. I want to know what do you think of Russia now? Is it your own family? Or a savior?
16. Is there anyone like me? I always feel that the small computer in the lower right corner flashes towards the flashing avatar, and I feel disappointed when I look down.
17. Which girl didn’t fall in love with one or two assholes when she was young and ignorant? It’s normal.
18. If I love you, and you happen to love me. When your hair is messy, I will smooth it out for you with a smile, and then I will linger on your hair for a few more seconds.
19. The sky is no longer blue and the air is full of dust. If I can’t come back, what else is there to look forward to?
20. When I am bored, I like to take out my phone and check the time, then unlock it and flip through a few pages of menus. Lock the screen and put it back in your trouser pocket. I admit that no one can enter my heart now. But I know it's slowly healing.
21. Many times, a man will make you think that he is in love with you, but in fact he is not; while a woman will make you think that it is impossible for her to fall in love with you, but in the end she is attracted.
22. Please don’t drag me into your dirty world. Just forget about being dirty yourself and don’t taint others.
23. Father: Aren’t you afraid of ghosts? What's so scary about ghosts? Your mother often calls you a drunkard and a lazy person; your uncle calls you a stingy person. I am not afraid of being with you every day, so what else should I be afraid of?
24. I will no longer cry out that I am tired, even if I am exhausted to death. I will no longer cry out in pain, even if I am afraid of dying of pain. I will no longer complain, even if I am cheated to death, because no matter how hard this world is, No one listened to her shouts. I don’t think about whether I can succeed or not. Since I have chosen the distance, I only care about the wind and rain. I don’t think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, all I can leave to the world is my back. . Quotations from Mao Zedong An infatuated person will always have this idea: Even I am moved by myself, so what reason does she have for not being moved by me? But persistent pursuit can only prove that you are a persistent person.
25. In fact, being drunk and dreaming is just a joke on forgetfulness. When you think you have forgotten someone, you will find that it is more painful than when you remember her. 52 Missed things are all is wanted. Nothing is missed and can be accepted calmly. We love to listen; we ask questions but do not interrupt; we are best at keeping secrets; we are frank, reliable and trustworthy; we are attentive to what our friends say and are good at picking up on others’ cues; we are good at One-on-one relationships with family members; our calming energy has a soothing effect and can help calm an anxious person's mind. We are introverted children.
A carefully compiled collection of humorous and alternative funny mood phrases
1. Don’t be too pretentious, there is no one in this world who won’t feel heartbroken
2. Don’t cry in front of my grave, I’m afraid of you It will stain my reincarnation path
3. I am tired of you, and I just want to send you the word "go away"
4. Although there is no unforgettable love, I Have an unswerving friendship
5. If you don’t like me, please leave directly
6. Being a bitch is a common truth, and you and I are just one of them
< p> 7. Don’t be pushy with some things, and don’t force yourself with some people8. Girls who are superfluous, don’t wear beautiful clothes to show men, they like the ones without clothes
9 , How can you see that my heart is beating for you? Damn, do you still want me to take it out?
10. It’s because of me that you become so happy, you are a big joke to me
11. You care about beautiful women , Forgot about me as a brother, this person is too unkind
12. Why is coffee bitter? Is it because it is not bitter in the cup?
13. Don't make promises to me, I'm afraid you won't be able to give me what I want forever
14. You are the third most skilled in martial arts, but you are "cheap" with swords and guns
15. We are all Poor people who have been hurt by love
16. This is my first time falling in love. I have never kissed anyone, so I have no experience
17. Read the following words: 簟璁灭 歙艽绱稀穑魍恃偬偬媪璚祁祡簰, you can become a writer
18. There is nothing in the world that you dare not do, only those who have no courage
19. There are no men in the world who are not carefree, only men who are incapable of being carefree
20. How can we, ordinary mortals, resist the beautiful girls acting coquettishly?
21. Who is whose husband? Temporary workers in the capital
22. As long as Tang Monk walks along the road, there will be monsters everywhere
23. God gives women beauty to punish men
24 , What’s wrong with having a wife? You’ve crossed the line even though you’re wired
25. The tortoise can outrun the hare, that’s just because each has his own way of walking
26. Wait until I tell you whether it’s hurt. When you wake up, that is the day when your home is burned down
27. I don’t need your extra explanation, I just need you to shut up
28. That’s what’s called compulsory education Yes, it took up all my youth
29. Do you eat, eat, or eat? It’s your choice
30. The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life, don’t live too arrogantly
31. Even if you are a bachelor for the rest of your life, labor and management will still be more handsome than you
32 , You have to live your life by yourself, you have to suffer by yourself, why live by looking at other people's faces
33. Holding a knife in your left hand and a fork in your right hand, enjoy life slowly
34. Come to my love and I will accept it, and I won’t force you to stay if you leave
35. Don’t rely on others’ power, because you are just a dog
36. It was you who was too indifferent and broke my heart. Frozen
37. Take away my love, take away my heart, this is the person I love
38. Love without asking for anything in return, this is not love. It’s just a shame
39. If love cannot be seen, hate will fulfill its purpose
40. My sister only smokes because it hurts the lungs and does not hurt the heart