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1, women are like clothes, but pay attention. Sometimes women are underwear, more likely prison clothes.

2. Don't always say that a flower is stuck in cow dung. Without my cow dung, your flowers would have withered long ago.

3. People say that a twisted melon is not sweet. If it is not twisted, it is not sweet.

4. It's better to look at you fiercely than to look at you carefully.

5. rolls-royce with money, fatigue without money,

6. I will treat people who are good to me twice as much as those who are bad to me. Just fucking wait for me to die.

7. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp. Actually, I'm too lazy to cramp.

8. I went fishing for a drift bottle today and found one that actually said "One more bottle".

9. Failure is success. Her stepmother didn't help her when she saw her child fail!

10, I hate people dragging their English with me, and I can't understand anything.

1 1, do good without leaving your name, only leave photos.

12, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

13, share weal and woe in the future. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine.

14. Lie on your back tonight and get up early tomorrow. Actually, exercise is that simple.

15, I winked at you, and you insisted that it was discharge.

16, black people went to see horror movies and their faces turned white with fear.

17, bought a disc, and the boss said it was seven beasts against a weak woman. Take it home and see if it's King Kong gourd doll!

18, I call others introverted and others call me abstract.

19, seeing my shoes are so dirty, you should know that my road is so bumpy.

20. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is full of fire and smoke.

2 1. Why is the sun so hot? He can't burn wood, can he?

22. I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money to support your family.

23. When I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.

24. I think I look good everywhere. Why not?

25. Don't think that you look a little human, even you can be a gibbon.

26, it is clearly cool and white, and there is no Nongfu Spring.

Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.