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1. I will quietly watch your happiness from a distance and curse you that you will not be together.

2. I have to work hard to realize my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a child.

3. No matter how big Samsung is, no matter how good Apple is, they are not as strong as Nokia - the walnut-cracking artifact that will eventually pass away.

4. I am not crazy, I just never Just living normally.

5. Don’t give up if you love me, keep working hard if you hate me...

6. Don’t say low-key, that’s what I do.

7. Whether you are a grandfather or not, please find the right grandson.

8. The days go by, and there are more mistresses every day.

9. Whether the next stop is hell, see if there is a mistress.

10. You are my super happy insole, let me step on you.

11. Don’t call others monsters if you are covered in hair.

12. For single sisters, I always strive for them; for married women, I never give up.

13. Life is wonderful, but it’s a pity that there are so few handsome men.

14. The person I love has a beautiful name, but the person who loves me is miserable.

15. Goose and goose, cut the curved neck with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!

16. The first step in the world is diapers.

17. Gold always shines, but glass like you can only reflect light!

18. Leave your inferiority complex to yesterday, women have undergone eighteen changes, look at my seventy-two changes!

19. The most painful thing is to see thick legs wearing miniskirts.

20. I prayed to God to make me prosperous, but God kept making me prosperous.

21. You quietly entered my room, got on my bed, and slapped you damn mosquitoes on me...

22. You cried when you were born , everyone is smiling, you are smiling when leaving, everyone is crying

23. The sweat and tears you shed today are the water that went into your head when you chose your major

24. The early bird gets breakfast, and the late bird gets supper.

25. When I turn on the TV to watch commercials, why do I need to insert TV series?

26. I hold you in my hands and close my palms. I can’t hold you back!

27. It’s the end of the world. There’s something I’ve been hiding from you. In fact, I’m Ultraman.

28. In the future I will raise a Schnauzer to be my little son, haha.

29. When there is thunder, stand under the big tree and say to God: I want to travel through time too!

30. I get dizzy even when riding on a boat, so how can I ride on two boats?

31. If you want to get married, you are independent; if you want to divorce, your children are independent.

32. Sorry, I am an artist, and it is my job to stare at beautiful women.

33. When I find my wife, the first thing I will do is ask where you have been all these years.

34. Save water, can you take a shower with your girlfriend?

35. Youth owes me 10 million, and I will never let it go.

36. When I put on clothes, I am an animal; when I take off my clothes, I am an animal.

37. What you said makes me more certain that you grew up eating Sanlu milk powder.

38. The first one flew the plane, the second one dropped the bomb, which blew up the third one to pieces, and the fourth one applauded next to him.

39. A captain who cannot fly a plane is not a good driver.

40. The current standard for candidates is to have a car and a house, and both parents are dead.