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Wechat is super sharp and funny in one sentence.
1. "Why fish can't live without water", "Because of love", "Why can't you live without him" and "He still owes me money"

2. I learned the routine, and you are sincere.

3. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you.

4. You don't cherish me now. I told you that I will wait for you in the next village after this village.

5. I hope you can climb the mountain to see the sea roll into the sea to feed the fish without my company.

6. Why does the boat of friendship turn over when it says it will turn over? Why does the small bed of love collapse when it says it will sink? Don't you know how much you weigh?

7. My deskmate's pen fell at my feet, saying I couldn't reach it, and asked me to pick it up. I silently picked up the pen and threw it where he could reach it.

8. It's a lifelong regret that I didn't have a few words with you and flirt with you.

9. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is my beauty.

1. "You really look like Minions", "I'm so cute" and "Minions just has short legs, a thick waist, a flat chest and a big head without a neck"

11. My ex-boyfriend sent a text message late at night: How are you? My witty reply: I'm sorry she is asleep.

12. Fortunately, I am a little fat, and I can touch my belly when I am sad.

13. If my coquetry is unreasonable, can I throw away your pleading as garbage?

14. Other classes have good grades, good discipline and are liked by teachers. Our class is nothing but high value.

15. Don't seduce me. I have a hundred ways to seduce you.

16. Self-timer is destined to depend on the filter for three minutes and seven minutes.

17. After reviewing, I took a Xinjiang name. From tomorrow on, people can call me Zhe Buhui. Naye Buhui? Quan Buhui.

18. When I look at the teacher carefully in class, it's when I want to steal food.

19. "One day you will be the person you hate." "I hate rich people!"

2. I used a sack of money to go to school and exchanged it for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

21. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

22. God gave me a stomach to eat food, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

23. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

24. All the meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

25. It's too windy to take you out. It's a shame that you didn't move when everyone else blew away.

26. I suddenly understand what it means to say something important three times. Generally speaking, Weibo said it once, the space said it once, and the circle of friends said it again.

27. I have a good temper. I won't be angry at all for my bad temper.

28. The three sentences that moved me most: I brought you delicious food, I invited you to eat delicious food, and I took you to eat delicious food.

29. I will work hard or people will say that man is nothing but good-looking.

3, what CF, LOL, flying car, DNF, internet cafe, KTV. Nothing can compare with a lively daughter-in-law

31. Rome wasn't built in a day, nor was it built in a day!

32. I want to have a cat, a dog and you. Doby cats abuse dogs and then sleep with you.

33. It is naturally suitable for smoking, drinking, plain life and proud you.

34. Don't believe me when I say I'll wait for you. After all, I'm cool and I left with the right person.

35. Mathematics is actually very simple, and it is difficult to get only 9 points.

36. My lover is a hero in the world. One day he will make coke chicken wings to pick me up.

37. Recently, I see that my mother looks haggard. It is better for me to invite her to the school to enjoy the scenery and have tea with my teacher to talk about poetry. Mom, the teacher invites you to the school ...

38. The lovely me has long since disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.

39. Hide the gun in the trench coat or I'll kill you if you don't go home.

4. "If you don't marry me after ten years", "It's too bad for us, it's really too bad" ...

41. Today, I forgot to bring my mobile phone and wanted to borrow my friend's mobile phone, but he began to insult my IQ and laugh at me desperately. Finally, I took out his air conditioner remote control from my pocket.

42. I want to steal your keys and go to your house every day to please your parents.

43. When I love you, you think you are cute when you eat shit, but when I don't love you, you feel like eating shit.

44. I thought that life was for cats to eat fish and dogs to eat meat, but Altman killed small monsters. In reality, the whole cat was fooled by rats, the sheep played with wolves, and two bears played with Logger Vick.

45. Ronghao Li wrote monsters for Ku Kui Kei, ugliness for Joker Xue and models for himself.

46. Weather forecast: Recently, pick up hot chicks experts are born. Please pay attention to them.

47. "I'm looking for lost memories." "Speak human words." "I'm reviewing."

48. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

49. As for why I am so handsome, I will simply say six points: ......