1. I invited Jesus to drink and used all the money I had to get him drunk. Then I stole his mobile phone and sent a command to the God of Love: Give the person who receives this message a happy life and love. Sweet, successful career, Happy New Year!

2. I entrust the air to be the postman, bind my warm greetings into a package, stamp my sincerity as the postmark, and deliver it at a constant temperature. The recipient is you. . I wish you: Happy Chinese New Year!

3. Heart comes, thinks, sees, smells, hears, people come, hands come, feet come, say, do, get, time is up, you The gift did not arrive, only my blessings came.

4. Take off your tired coat for a year, bathe under the sky of our friendship, shake off the dust of running around, remove the tiredness from your heart, and wish you all the best tomorrow, in the new year Show your ambition here!

5. On New Year's Eve, I suddenly saw a sacred cow descending to earth, with a wishful head, auspicious mouth, happy horns, healthy legs, prosperous feet, well-developed ribs, happy chest, safe back, May you have a prosperous belly and a smooth tail. I wish you sweetness, harmony and beauty.

6. I heard you changed your surname? Why didn't you inform me? We are friends after all. I know you changed your last name to "Hu". Haha, I will call you "Hu" from now on. The Year of the Tiger is here, I wish you happiness!

7. You are a fox, because the fox can fake the power of "blessing"; you are a cow, because you can be "ox" for a long time and "blessed"; you know that there are tigers in the mountains, and you prefer to travel to the "blessing" mountains, and the tigers The Year of the Tiger brings great fortune, and the Year of the Tiger brings good fortune and power. Good luck in the Year of the Tiger!

8. When the New Year arrives, I bring "Smile" to the warm "Sunshine Road" and "Happiness" to congratulate you on "Wonderful 2010", "Let's Dance" and sing "Tiger Leaps and Dragons Soar to Celebrate the Coming of Spring" "Wish "Long Live the Motherland".

9. Don’t say I’m heartless. Anyway, I sent a ten-cent text message. I didn’t hesitate to waste battery power and risk my life by electromagnetic wave radiation. I didn’t consider the consequences just to give it to you. Happy New Year! Happy New Year!

10. The imperial edict arrives: By God’s blessing, the emperor summons: Since you owed me thirty cents during the New Year last year and have not paid it yet, I will punish you by not pooping for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper with you when you poop. It's only three feet, until it suffocates to death! I appreciate this and get the paper!

11. I want to call you so much, I want to hear your nonsense, but it’s a pity that you are overpaid. Fortunately, I can receive text messages. Send this message to the fool. Warm message, I hope he won't be angry, let alone commit heroic suicide.

12. God, it’s too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so boring! I am destined to be with you; I miss you and have insomnia; seeing you is too far away; oh, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can’t eat with my chopsticks or swallow my bowl! Happy Chinese New Year!

13. I hold Harry Potter’s magic wand in my hand and pray sincerely: I will turn all the joy into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and eternal happiness into a cake... smash it Fuck you! Happy New Year!

14. In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the country: 1. Repair elevators on Mount Everest; 2. Lay ceramic tiles on the Great Wall; 3. Install reverse gears on airplanes; Small things: 1. Wear gloves for flies; 2. Wear masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you feed.

15. There are great gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the text message "I want to treat you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (of course the number of the guy who sent the text message), and you will have the opportunity to get the genius' autograph and take a photo with you. This opportunity is rare, act quickly!

16. The Spring Festival is here, and the State Council has issued five prohibitions: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy and ignore me, it is forbidden to get rich and forget about me, it is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble, it is forbidden not to call me when eating, Don’t miss me when you are free! Happy Chinese New Year

17. I heard that angels like to eat chestnut cakes, so I bought some and put them on the windowsill. After watching for half the night, I finally kidnapped an angel with a bed sheet, and then made a wish to the angel and said: "Hope Happy New Year to the person who is reading the text message!

18. Sisters, I wish you all a happy New Year. In the New Year of 2010, find a boyfriend who is like EXCEL - hide if you want, filter if you want. If you delete it, delete it. If you are not happy, hey, I won’t save it.