I hope others will humiliate me with these three sentences in my lifetime: How did you become so thin? Don't you have some stinking money? Isn't it good to have a good husband?
3. Women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.
4. [Keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning]
5. Some things, once you turn around, once a year, for a lifetime.
6. If the ambition is not true, the heart is not hot, and if the heart is not hot, the work is not virtuous (Qing # 8226; Yan Yuan)
7. I want people who have hurt me to see happiness. I still live well without you.
Even though I am strong, I love to laugh without crying, but I am still a child.
9. Look at the crowd in the street, you are no longer among them.
10. Look at happiness, don't write sadness, don't be disappointed, don't ask how many flowers bloom, just ask for a peaceful smile.
1 1. From now on, it is better not to fall in love than to forget each other.
12. This winter didn't surprise me.
14. Learning Buddhism is not a kind of sustenance for death, but living freely and surpassing the present.
15. I don't know how to express my love for you. All I know is that the first time I saw you, I knew I was finished.
16. Since I became a piece of shit, no one dared to step on my head.
17. There are many beautiful faces in the world, but there are too few interesting souls. You may meet many people who make you move, but it's hard to meet someone who makes you feel at ease all the time.
18. Hal is definitely a wonderful dog, and his understanding is against the sky! My neighbor recently raised a baby and wanted to teach him to poop in the toilet. The process is as follows: poop everywhere, carry it to the toilet, poop on the toilet, and reward a piece of dried meat. . Then this guy thinks the toilet is a canteen! As soon as the meal arrived, I ran to the toilet and squatted on the toilet screaming!
19. People are born to wait for the moment of death, so why make yourself so tired?
20. A transparent gray cloud obscures the moonlight lightly. Above the field, it seems to be a light smoke, and it seems to be falling asleep.
2 1. I am simple. I only have a few people who love me, and nothing else.
22. No two people can't be together, only two hearts can't be together. /
23. chat. You sent it to him for a long time, but he didn't reply. You waited a long time. As soon as he replies to you, you will reply in seconds. You are stupid #
24. Positive people are like the sun. They went there to light a cigarette.
25.EXO I will always be there, even if everything is pale.
26. I know that time has shown everything in the past to me very clearly.
27. The saddest thing in the world is that the person you love deeply is attached to another person with the same affection.
28. I am not lonely, because loneliness has always been with me.
29. Men fall in love because they have nothing to do; Women fall in love because of curiosity.
I thought that people who love each other would forgive me no matter how they quarrel, but I didn't think I was wrong.
3 1. I want to be held by you and always lead the way for me.
32. How much I admire myself for comforting others with tears in front of the computer.
33. I want to know what a person lacks in his heart. I don't look at anything else but what he shows off.
34. Think of your coquetry, look at your smile and fall in love with you on your own initiative.
35. In your eyes, she is beautiful, but I am full of evil.
36. A joke is that I cried and you smiled.
37. There is no need to make yourself humble and insignificant for fear of losing. The best self is only reserved for those who are willing to cherish it.
38. [All unhappiness is due to thinking too much. ]
39. Music enters your heart when you are happy and when you are sad.
40. How many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.
Super narcissistic teasing personality signature.
Super narcissism, teasing personality signature, talking about option one:
1, I am handsome, please don't look.
2, this day can't go on, the poor have no money!
3. A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.
I have been worried about one thing: how can others live without me in the world? Oh, I'm really angry.
My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money, and now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect. .
6. If I die, how will you live?
7. I am a god.
8. I was born to do great things.
9. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.
10, please don't secretly love.
1 1, handsome is not my fault, it is all caused by factors.
12, how can a beautiful man with bone marrow infiltration not pervert you?
13, if there is an afterlife, I hope I am not so handsome (beautiful) and ordinary.
14. If it is a crime to be handsome, I am already heinous.
15, honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. I really need a beating. Dare you say that you are cow dung? ...
16, a girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!
17, I am so angry with Jacky Cheung and so ashamed of Andy Lau! !
18, in fact, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............
19, have you ever seen a handsome brother like me! ! !
20. I said it was best to break up that day, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said that we will still be friends in the future.
2 1. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul.
22. Look in the mirror and say, Hey, it still looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror exploded.
Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror.
24. When I look in the mirror, I want to give myself a kiss. I want to kneel and kowtow. That's fucking handsome.
25. Today's weather is good, and it's a good day to go out and look handsome.
26. The brother who has been imitated and never surpassed will be you, these lost cakes and sheep, the flaming mountain that you can never cross.
27. This user is so handsome. It is forbidden to set personal data.
28. I wanted to tell you about April Fool's Day, but when I thought that I was so handsome, you would definitely have a crush on me. Forget it.
29, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother is just a legend.
Admit it, you still love me.
Super narcissism teasing personality signature talk about option 2:
1. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.
2. I have a friend who reviews novels and is a Kan Kan star. She doesn't worry about the mortgage, she can buy food, drink tea and fall in love!
It is said that there are two ways to conquer a woman: one is to please her mother. Second, surpass her father.
If you smile alone, you mean it.
Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.
6. People say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea.
Even if the whole world betrays me, I only need one person to stand with me.
8. You never know how much people who miss you love you.
9. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!
10. I used to be a willful child, willfully thinking that you only belong to me and I only belong to you.
1 1. Love is sometimes a kind of loyalty. If you invite me, I will go with you.
12. Can a woman's paper like me keep her beauty without any weight?
13. Tell me if you are in trouble, but I can't help you anyway!
14. Even if I am wrong, I hope you can make me happy instead of blaming me. I'm just whispering.
15. If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.
16. I want to be a single-celled creature and live mercilessly.
17. The failed audience is what you casually say to others.
18. Everything has an answer. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.
19. We have nothing to fear. We came into this world with no intention of going back alive!
20. I hate texting a person for a long time, only to find that he just updated something new in Weibo!
2 1. I want to have a house facing the sea, with spring flowers and 4M broadband. I can order takeout and express delivery without mortgage!
22. What I am most sorry for in this life is my heart, which hurts again and again.
23. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.
24. I am such a person that I will be kind to whoever is kind to me.
Thank you for telling me that no one in this world belongs to anyone. We will only belong to ourselves after all.
26. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.
27. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who loves to hit you the most.
28. I wish: Those students who clearly review well, but cry all day to fail, can make their dreams come true.
29. The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.
30. You must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in this life.
3 1. You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future and my godmother in the future.
32. Some people look at it for 10,000 years as soon as they meet; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.
33. When you are in a bad mood, close your eyes and tell yourself that this is an illusion.
34. Many times, you can't help saying the opposite when you obviously don't think like that.
You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.
36. I wake up every morning thinking I quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes.
37. Change the world with your smile. Don't let the world change your smile.
38. The difference between attending classes: primary school is expensive, junior high school is expensive, high school is expensive, and university is expensive.
39. No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it. Because nothing can beat time.
40. The most precious thing in life is not the things you have, but the people who accompany you.
4 1. The happiness I want is to find a warm person for a lifetime.
42. Love is a meeting, which can't wait or be prepared.
Super narcissistic sentence
1, hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?
2. I am handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
4. Don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend.
I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
6. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, or I will be teased by a sex maniac. I'm scared.
7. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?
8. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world! .
9. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.
10, today's weather is good, it's a good day to go out and look handsome.
1 1, you said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I just can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.
12. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
13, life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it.
14, the last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.
15, the child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a full but affectionate ID.
16, I have been worried about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.
17, when I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong and learn not to cry for anyone.
18, liking me means buying a lottery ticket, and there will only be one winner. However, winning the third prize of my smile is happier than winning 5 million.
19, be a man in the next life and marry a good woman like me!
20. A fallen star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't ruin the whole spring.
2 1, Yushu is facing the wind in Pan An, and a pear flower presses Haitang.
22. Many of Stephen Chow's classic lines are like this. Baidu has a lot at once.
23. Go all the way to the red line and stop at a piece of red. Never touch a leaf among thousands of flowers.
Talking about super narcissistic, cute and funny personality
1. Cell phone vibration can hardly be heard at home, but it is especially like an earthquake at school. 2. I really envy you, being with the person you like, unlike me, being surrounded by people who like me.
From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
The oppressive snow is like a hungry wolf wandering in the wasteland, biting my flesh and blood.
5. How many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don't cover it, just sleep with it.
It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no sex life at school.
7. People say I don't have IQ and EQ, so what? At least we have it.
8. A mutual agreement is just a ridiculous joke *
9. You say that the rich are witty and the poor are naive.
10. Fate is like rape. If you can't resist, learn to enjoy it, hehe.
1 1. You said you looked like something, and you were scared to take refuge in the Buddha.
12. Interpretation means covering up, covering up means dishonesty, and dishonesty means not cleaning up ~!
13. Every day at 3: 00100, Fan Fan will change rooms for a small banquet.
14. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a beautiful dream with fragrant contents all night, but I woke up the next morning and couldn't remember it at all.
15. No matter how many tears I have, I can't keep your heart.
16. There is a river around the mountain, and I have your hug.
17. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. After the exam, I am finished. .
18. Burning incense is not necessarily _ The highest work is a monk or a panda.
19. I cut a bitter gourd today, and this product is smiling at me, which makes me unable to eat!
20. Stupid is too smart!
2 1. I didn't say I hate you, but if you get angry and I have water, I'll drink it in front of you.
The pain is only temporary, as long as you have enough courage to meet everything ahead.
23. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.
24. Can the beauty in "Jurassic" by Feng Jie be regarded as a classical beauty?
25. Why do children sound weak in wisdom?
26. The crowded streets masked my sadness.
27. Go to QQ every day. Have you considered the feeling of QQ?
28. Love, hate, pain and bitterness? Are you trying to ruin me? Is it okay? Is it okay? Are you qualified?
29. Don't scold a woman for having no money in her pocket. Money is king in this society. Without money, you are nothing.
30.MLM means that rabbits eat grass next to their nests.
3 1. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did it. You found someone to wait with.
32. Show the essence of dress B with a brilliant facade.
Some people wear perfume, but they can't hide the smell of scum.
34. Women are not decent, but decent because they are not attractive enough;
35. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?
36. Traffic basically depends on walking, and communication basically depends on shouting.
37. There are two things you don't have to miss the shit you pull out and the people you don't contact.
38. I turned around and saw that you had left.
39. The real vagrancy and wandering is that you have no place to go back.
When the petals are flying, please be my beautiful bride.
4 1. Or China people are nice to China people: Newton farted and dropped a bunch of formulas. Qu Yuan ended up staying for three days.
42. There are so many people who love me, but no one says they want to marry me.
43. Brother, are you dressed in such fancy clothes to attract bees?
Once bitten, birds sing everywhere around me. (Teacher's comment: This is very meaningful. )
45. You said you were a limited edition, but I'm out of print.