2. The children of poor families are early masters, and the precocious children are early married.

3. It seems that the clerk in the store is a team, and to put it bluntly, it is a gang.

4. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

If you are a flower, that cow will never shit again.

6. You are standing in the wind and rain, holding a PHS, and your left hand is changed to your right hand, but your right hand can't get through.

7. Others have backgrounds, and I only have backgrounds.

Don't have anything to do with the house, they will drag you down that road of no return.

9. You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

10, sunflower, a flower grinning at the sun.

1 1, you asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you to stay away from me.

12, try not to make any noise when you can start work, and try not to leave anyone alive when you can die.

13, meeting strangers is actually very troublesome. A lot of lies have to be told.

14, the so-called eternity means that the sky is too long and the earth is too long, which has nothing to do with us.

15, it's not terrible to be sad, what's terrible is that you don't have the heart to hurt.

16, mom said: even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

17, I am a lively girl, and even a double bed is not enough for me to lie alone.

18, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

19, I am in a bad mood today There are only four sentences, including this one and the first two, and I'm done.

20. Why does Xiao Ming like to sway from side to side when he walks, but he doesn't look forward? Because he likes it.

2 1, weeding at noon, nothing reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

22. The so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe, but you want the other person to believe it.

23, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person is in the marriage registry.

24. Today's society is fake! Only liars are true!

25. Smoking is an art of life, and finding smoking is an attitude towards life.

26. The teacher asked me, what bacteria are there besides bacteria and germs? I stood up and answered: too old gentleman.

27. If one day my sister becomes cruel and crazy, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

28. Now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

30. If it's wrong to have money, I'd rather make the same mistake again.

3 1, animals are still a little pathetic, and I don't have any, so I'm not an animal.

32. Brother, I will throw a brick first. If there is corn, throw it over.

If you can't tolerate me, either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

34. People call me a girl, so do I say aunt, because mom and mom mean the same thing.

35. When the road is rough, shout and move on.