1. A smart girl knows how to keep her mouth shut, not eating, not talking, not kissing the wrong person.

2. The world is so big, how many predestinations do you have to save to be together.

No matter how strong a person is, sometimes he will be tired.

4. One day is very short. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

The most handsome action of a man is the action of saving money.

6. Good looks are good-looking, but ugly.

7. The water in the left brain and the flour in the right brain turn your head into paste.

8. After so many years, to be honest, I really never admired anyone, but I looked in the mirror inadvertently and found it was him!

9. Just after listening to "You at the same table", I heard: I will have my wife, too. I will show her photos and tell her about you at the same table ... Suddenly I feel that this man is dying! ! !

10. Dad found something wrong with the fan and said to his son, Feifei, you broke the fan! The son said, not bad. I not only shook my head after revision, but also nodded now.

1 1. You asked me how much I love you, and mistress represents my heart.

12. I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

13. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle and hanged himself on the rope. The jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.

14. People say you are a cow, not because you are really a cow, but because you look like a cow.

15. One day, I took down the TV set, and my father told me that if you are fine, the sun will shine. If you are not good, I will kill you.

16. Men should like meat and girls like bones. That's a dog.

17. When I have money, I will definitely buy a trampoline for 28 years and take you for a ride, ok?

18. People who scold me are ugly …

19. Actually, it's good that you are happy. You don't have to show your love in front of me.

20. Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.

2 1. I think it can be remedied, but it is naive.

22. Maybe when you miss me, I miss you too.

23. I hope that when I confess to you, you can hold me and say, damn it, I stopped talking.

Anything that makes you sad, one day, you will say it with a smile.

25. You can die or live, but you can't live half-dead.

26. Life is tired, otherwise it won't be called.

27. The thighs all over the street make me want to write a poem. In summer, the streets are raining hard, and my legs are half exposed. Now is the time to look at women, clouds are blowing away and evil thoughts are born in my heart.

28. The most uncomfortable missing is not that the other person doesn't know your missing, but that he knows but doesn't care.

29. A person can give up everything as long as he no longer wants it.

30. The person who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than the person who can only help you undress.

3 1. Just ignore me now. When I ignore you, you will know that you will regret it.

My mother didn't give birth to me to spoil you.

33. Every time you say something, I get suspicious, even though I know it's not me.

34. Time tells me that it's time to be sensible after an unreasonable age.

35. It is not necessarily an angel who wears a ring on his head. Maybe it's Wukong!

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