Cao: A crosstalk performer.

Liu: Say.

H: Happy New Year to you.

Cao: I'm glad to see your applause and smiling faces.

Liu: Of course.

Cao: I'm glad that some people know us and some don't.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Let's introduce ourselves.

Liu: Explain.

Cao: My name is, and I'm a little actor in phonology. I haven't studied for many years. Please forgive me if I can't make it.

Liu: It's quite sweet.

Cao: My gender is male, and I like women.

Liu: What is it called?

Cao: Gender men naturally like women.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Blood group nest type

Liu: What is a Bird's Nest?

Cao: An o e I u v is a bird's nest.

Liu: that's called type o.

Cao: I can do anything.

Liu: What do you mean?

Cao: O type, small degree.

Liu: How do you say this?

Cao: Primary school undergraduate course

Liu: I haven't heard of it.

Cao: Introduction. You know me to some extent. Next to you is my partner.

Liu: Work together.

Cao: Liu Yuntian.

Liu: That's the name.

Cao: I dare say that the audience coming today is one of them.

Liu: What's the matter

Cao: If you don't listen to the crosstalk, you will regret it all your life. Today, after listening to Liu Yuntian's cross talk, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Liu: Then don't listen.

Cao: What the hell?

Liu: Ah, not at all.

Cao: Everyone likes you and looks at you. We are partners on the stage and good friends off the stage.

Liu: Good relationship.

Cao: Well, just like a person.

Liu: So close.

Cao: As close as brothers, this is my biological friend, and my feelings stop here.

Liu: Just a moment, please.

Cao: Blood relationship.

Liu: What blood relationship? This is too much.

Cao: I have a bad feeling.

Liu: Good relationship.

Cao: Tattoos are very popular now.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Our two brothers tattooed a picture. They took off their tops so that the tattoos on their backs could be put together.

Liu: Look at it.

Cao: He has a picture of the riverside on Qingming Festival on his back.

Liu: My treat.

Cao: I have a signature tattooed here.

Liu: Right.

Cao: I can spell. It hurts me. I thought tattoos didn't hurt. I'll look at him again. He was frightened.

Liu: You, just a little bit, can't stab anything else. As you know, all the paintings have seals, and they are tattooed on my side.

Cao: Yes, he has a blue seal.

Liu: Yes, I am.

Cao: Then your recent price is expensive enough.

Liu: You just went to quarantine.

Cao: Tell us about our feelings.

Liu: Good relationship.

Cao: At this point, some viewers don't know enough about us.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Actually, we are both post-80s crosstalk performers.

Liu: It's true.

Cao: I think the post-80s generation is not as good as the post-90s generation.

Liu: What is this?

Cao: I seldom touch high-tech products. See what to play after 90 s and 90 s

Liu: What are you playing?

Cao: Computer, Internet, P3 P4 X5 Q7 A8.

Liu: It's a mess. this is

Cao: It's all very interesting. We had no fun when we were children.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: I have a little niece. After zero zero, she was only a few years old. She talks about little penguins on the Internet every day, and the information squeaks.

Liu: Right.

Cao: As long as someone is online.

Liu: Knock on the door.

Cao: Cough as soon as you hear anything.

Liu: Yes, that's the sound.

Cao: Someone is coughing. It has a scientific name. It's called right pimple.

Liu: No, it's called qq.

Cao: My name is qq. I speak it every day. I stood in the back and watched him chat. I read the qq signature, which says that prosperity is gone forever, and the rest is all sadness. How old are you? Are you sad?

Liu: Not much.

Cao: None of us who work here are sad. What are you sad about?

Liu: Yes.

Cao: That is to say, we were exposed to many high-tech products, so we didn't have to play when we were young. After the 1980s, we played with anything dirty.

Liu: What are you playing?

Cao: Pinball.

Liu: Glass balls.

Cao: Draw foreign paintings.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: If you don't want to see where there is a construction site, just go there and dig people's mud.

Liu: I was always like this when I was young. I peed all over in mud.

Cao: That's you. We all use water.

Liu: Hello.

Cao: I said, why are your hands so white? Anyway, you didn't have to play as a child, and there were too few things to play with.

Liu: Right, right.

Cao: What was my favorite game when I was a child?

Liu: What?

Cao: Cut sandbags.

Liu: Just cutting vegetables.

Cao: I like this. There are two people standing on both sides. The people in the middle run back and forth. People on both sides cut, and the middleman has to hide. Sometimes he has to answer the phone. Alas, alas, I have another life.

Liu: I've played both.

Cao: I like chopping sandbags, and I like playing hide-and-seek best.

Liu: I like this.

Cao: When I was young, when I was in primary school, I organized the whole class to play hide-and-seek after school. I am a farmer, I arrested them, they hid, and I went to find them. I hid with dozens of people, and then I went home.

Liu: Ah, yes, I went home.

Cao: At 8: 30 in the evening, parents come to our house to look for their children.

Liu: OK.

Cao: Where did you cheat our children?

Liu: There is nothing like you.

Cao: I didn't play when I was a child. I play too little.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: What is the only entertainment? Watch TV and cartoons.

Liu: Look at them.

Cao: Yes, I think the previous cartoons were better than the present ones.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Well-made. Everyone knows when I mention it. As long as there are post-80s in the audience, you will know as soon as I mention it.

Liu: Really?

Cao: (Sheriff Black Cat) Did you see everything?

Liu: Yes.

Cao: (Sheriff Black Cat) How beautiful! A black cat and a white cat catch mice.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: The cat catches the mouse. That's how it should be.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: There is an ear in it. I'm going to find my uncle.

Liu: What bad luck.

Cao: (Sheriff Black Cat) The theme song is also nice.

Liu: Really?

Cao: I'll learn to sing a few words (the theme song of Sheriff Black Cat) to help you remember.

Liu: OK.

Cao: (singing) Your eyes are as big as two bells, your eyes are as smart as lightning, your ears are as upright as antennas, you listen to all suspicious sounds, you sharpen your sharp teeth and claws, and you bring us a peaceful life. Ah, ha ha ha.

Liu: Hahaha, Sheriff Black Cat.

Cao: You sing as soon as I guess.

Liu: I also have a childhood.

Cao: (Sheriff Black Cat) It's the end. Please watch the next episode.

Liu: This episode is over.

Cao: What else? (Huluwa)

Liu: I also like watching table tennis.

Cao: (Huluwa) I like it, too. There is scorpion essence in it.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: There is also the Worm Essence. Worm Essence is lucky.

Liu: Right.

Cao: Everything goes well. As I wish, I will show my spirit quickly, right?

Liu: There really is.

Cao: (Huluwa) I like watching it. I have told many actors in our phonological circle.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: I said we can't just talk about cross talk.

Liu: What are you doing?

Cao: It's boring just to talk about cross talk. Let's arrange some cross talk dramas for the audience. I say we arrange (Huluwa), shall we?

Liu: OK.

Cao: They robbed me. This one says I'll come to Shuiwa, and that one says I'll come to Huowa. He said he was clairvoyant, and that one said he was clairvoyant. I said I'd come to see grandpa, and then they stopped coming.

Liu: So it's not arranged.

Cao: They said that I was not suitable for this role, and the theme song was good.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: I'll help you remember.

Liu: OK.

Cao: (singing) Huluwa, Huluwa, one vine and seven flowers are not afraid of wind and rain, la la la la.

Liu: Dangdang, Dangdang, Huluwa.

Cao: Just guess and sing.

Liu: Childhood.

Cao: Bang, bang, bang. Please watch the next episode.

Liu: That's all.

Cao: What else (Laoshan Taoist)? Cartoons are also very nice.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Taoist priests in Laoshan learn magic. You can't remember this theme song I have to help you remember.

Liu: Great.

Cao: Taoist priest in Laoshan Mountain

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: (singing) Learning from immortals, flying cranes and turning stone into gold is wonderful. I must go to Laoshan to learn from my teacher.

Liu: OK.

Cao: Bang, bang, bang. Please watch the next episode.

Liu: This is just an episode.

Cao: Just one episode.

Liu: Do you have a childhood?

Cao: It's either a series or an episode.

Liu: How fresh!

Cao: I like all these. What else is there? Children's drama.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: (Little Dragon Man) I like it best.

Liu: I like it, too

Cao: The theme song is very nice. (Singing) I have horns on my head, horns on my head and a tail behind me, so we need to cooperate.

Liu: Come together.

Cao: Of course. Just come to that corner, tail and tail, and nothing else can come.

Liu: OK, OK.

Cao: No problem. Listen, let's work together. Theme song (Little Dragon Man).

Liu: OK.

Cao has horns on his head.

Liu: (singing) horn, horn

Cao: Can you listen with your ears a little? I can't open my mouth about this.

Liu: Why?

Cao: We are not in the same tune. I have horns on my head. What should I say next? Forget it, we don't work together. These cartoons and children's dramas have brought countless joys to my childhood.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: I am very happy at school, too.

Liu: OK.

Cao: I am a very happy boy. I like taking classes at school, especially in physical education class. I take an active part in cultural and sports activities.

Liu: OK.

Cao: He can't compare with me in this respect.

Liu: What's wrong with me?

Cao: You can tell by your figure.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: He just doesn't like physical exercise. He doesn't like physical education class. He always evades school activities.

Liu: Lazy.

Cao: He doesn't want to go to military training. This military training doesn't mean that anyone can go if they want.

Liu: Really?

Cao: For example, you can't go because of illness or disability, heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes.

Liu: Right, right.

Cao: A soldier took him to a physical examination, so he wanted to run away. Some naughty boys in his class are really cruel. In order to avoid military training, he rolled up his sleeves and walked to the corner. Pa, he broke his arm. When he walked to the door, the soldier saw it. Hey, this arm is broken, so I can't do military training. Really smart.

Liu: That won't do.

Cao: A boy followed his example. He rolled up his trouser legs and walked into the corner. Dad, someone saved him. When he reached the door, the soldier saw it. Alas, his leg is broken.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: There is no military training. At first glance, Mr. Liu looks really smart.

Liu: Effective.

Cao: I'll go too.

Liu: Right.

Cao: In the corner, all four legs are broken.

Liu: Who has four legs?

Cao: Either four legs, two arms and two legs, or both front and rear legs are broken.

Liu: I haven't heard of it.

Cao: My legs are broken and my teeth are knocked out by a hammer.

Liu: What kind of painting is this?

Cao: Get four people to carry him on the stretcher. Just at the door, the soldiers saw him. Hey.

Liu: Ah.

Cao: This one is too fat for military training.

Liu: Hello.