What’s the sluttiest love story you’ve ever heard?

1. "Do you know what kind of wine makes you drunkest easily?" "Your life will last forever."

2. "Do you know what god I like best?" "The look in your eyes."

3. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio".

4. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "It was the day I fell in love with you."

5. "Let's go eat the whole family bucket" "This way we will be a family."

6. "I think you are like a game" "Minecraft".

7. "Don't complain" and "Hug me."

8. "I have to buy you a compass" "Lest you be spoiled by me and lose track of direction."

9. "I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks" "But I just can't bear to miss you."

10. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."

11. "Beef, mutton, pork, which one do you think I like?" "I like your favorite."

12. "I want to change my look recently" "What look?" "I can't do it without you".

13. "You know? We are both too much." "Why is it too much?" "You are too beautiful, and I am too obsessed."

14. "Was there an earthquake just now?" "No." "Then why was my heart shocked when I saw you?" "Look, besides liking you, I don't care about anything.

Won't".

15. “I haven’t even eaten candy since I met you” “Why” “You are too sweet”.

16. "I know three people like you" "Who is it?" "Me, me, me, me."

17. "Should we go drinking?" "What kind of wine to drink?" "Our wedding wine."

18. "Let's go eat noodles" "What kind of noodles" "In your heart".

19. "After meeting you, I just want to become a kind of person" "your person".

20. "You must be cheating" "Otherwise, how could you be perfect in my heart?"

21. "I have only one request for my boyfriend" "It must be you."

22. "I'm missing one necessities of life" "What's missing?" "You".

23. "Every time I go through the security check, I always have trouble passing it." "They say I have you in my heart."

24. Can you be more careful when walking in the future? "It must hit my heart." "

25. You are so perfect, but you have a shortcoming." "What shortcoming?" "The shortcoming is me."

26. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Huh?" "Why else would I miss you all the time?"

27. "When eating barbecue, should you grill seafood or barbecue first?" "Barbecue, what about you?" "Think about you first."

28. Can you help me wash my things later? "Okay, what should I wash?" "Like me".

29. Can you play the guitar? No. Then why can you touch my heartstrings?

30. Where are you now? Are you at home? Are you now? In my mind.

31. Do you know what season I like?

32. Do you want me to be a fortune teller? Verify it.