There are many chickens and eggs.
There are thousands of cow dung, and there is no shortage of you. ...
If you can't tie a man's heart, you are not qualified to say that a man is a playboy.
You ask me to be a virgin, then I ask you to have ten million mansions.
Those who love me prosper, those who abandon me die.
Losing to mistress is nothing, but losing to the game is sad.
Atmospheric men never care about small money.
Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives!
Blindfold, ignore glitz
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Brother, not lonely. Because I have loneliness with my brother.
Who is whose husband? They're all fucking temporary workers!
I don't talk about people. I always talk about myths.
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As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.
The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.
Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals!
It is said that women are like clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.
Brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.
Knowledge is like underwear, although it is invisible, it is very important.
Whose husbands are temporary workers!
It's going to rain, bring a raincoat in advance. If you get wet, gonorrhea will be miserable!
The mouse was furious and everyone became Effie's cat.
All women in the world are beautiful as long as their hearts are full of love.
I won't say anything unless you play the honey trap.
Falling in love is a lot like playing football. You have to defend, you have to attack, you have to pretend.
The enemy is not afraid of tigers, but comrades are afraid of pigs.
If the heart has no shelter from the wind, it will wander around.
The mind turns with the environment is an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart is a saint.
When you are constipated, blame the earth for not having gravity.
Without a diploma, don't be ugly and stupid like others, and don't be bald like others!
You know handsome can be so single-minded when you meet me!
Give me a fulcrum and I can cross my legs.
If you mess with me, I will let you die rhythmically.
If you are a flower, cows are afraid to pull stones.
Any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.
Come back, I can't fool you alone!
Don't argue with earthlings.
Scissors, stone cloth, whoever loses will take off his underwear.
Don't try to be brave in the future.
Because I like you more than anyone else in the world.
Be crazy to be a man, and be crazy to be proud.
Even if I am rubbish, I will prove that I am recyclable.
I could have let you go, but you just aroused my fighting spirit!
Static electricity is like electric shock.
Many things. Because it's special. It's unforgettable.
If one day I disappear, who will come to me like crazy?
Everyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.
I just want to be together, but you give me too much.
True love needs to wait Anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you. ...
I think I should let go of your hand gently, but I don't have the strength to do so
I'd better park here with you. You have no feelings for me.
Forgive my unruly life, unrestrained love and freedom.
What's the difference between being invisible and being invisible?
Now you have lost me. You totally confused me.
Looking back on the past days, I am very happy. Thank you for your company.
Some people, if you put down your self-esteem, you won't get their love.
The tough tone and cold expression masked Russia's fragile heart.
In this prison, I am the only one who is alive or sick.
Does every love finally become an emotion?
There are too many ambiguities in this world, who can absolutely love me enough.
Don't fucking think that girls who swear are not good girls, better than those who are full of calculations! ! !
In fact, I am very simple, I don't ask too much, and I am not hypocritical.
In those years, there were so few people who accompanied me crazy, and that was enough.
If you come, I believe you won't leave. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.
I don't have that many advantages, please don't. Then I'll compete with them.
A very real girl is better than a group of fake women full of tricks.
-What are you pretending to be? You know this is love, not friendship.
Fill the white clay pot with water and insert flowers. See each other often
Love doesn't get angry easily, and doesn't care about the evil of others. Love is tolerance, love is faith.
In Beijing Love Story, Lin Xia said to the madman: I love you, and it has nothing to do with you.
Lies and vows are serious to the listener and serious to the speaker.
I don't like you because my feelings for you can't be summarized, so I want to say: I love you.
The world is so big. It's not easy to meet,
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I try to keep up with the rhythm of adults. I'm just a kid. Is this wrong?
You said: It doesn't matter without me. I want to say no, but there is no chance.
As long as you never give up, I will accompany you for a lifetime, whether it is friendship or love.
-Have you been moved by my insistence for a moment?
A determined person, at least emotionally, will never chop and change.
Dream of seeing a person wake up only by himself *
Even if you don't listen to music, you are used to wearing headphones.
What is a blue face? Su Peisheng is a poor blue face.
I like to write my mood with Eason Chan's lyrics, because his songs are so heartfelt.
When I scold you, it shows that you have exceeded my patience. Don't push your luck
Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it is still my fault that I don't forgive you.
I have been imitated and never surpassed.
Love is not white rice, and it won't starve to death without it.
I like to be in a daze when I am alone.
I love you dearly, so I am willing to give up the non-mainstream avatar and let you fly to a happier place.
We met ten years ago and again two years ago.
In these eight years, who knows you, but you have been ignoring me.
I look at you and I understand what happened to you.