Chatting turns into humor instantly

Chatting is the first step to establish a connection with girls

Many boys who are not good at words are stuck here. A step often ends before it even begins, which is a pity.

Today I will teach you a universal "Bazi humor formula" that will make you who can't chat become humorous in an instant, and you will never be troubled by awkward chats again!

Humorous and interesting You are not born with it, it can be cultivated through deliberate practice

At the end of the article, I also share with you 30 humorous chat starters!

Remember to like and save them so you can use them when chatting with girls Come out and use it directly!

No more nonsense, just get to the practical stuff:

The A-word humor formula

If you are chatting with others, always let People feel bored!

I even make myself cry!!!

Then you must read this article today, the content of this issue is very dry!

1. Remember this eight-character formula, chatting will become humorous in seconds

Foreshadowing (expected) laughter (unexpected)

Let you who cannot chat become humorous in seconds~ Foreshadowing It is directly related to laughter, expectations and surprises

For example 1

I am a very introverted person. Just now my boss asked me for more than 50 yuan when I was shopping. I'm too embarrassed to give it back to him~

For example 2

I will arrive at about three o'clock tomorrow, and then you can see a jade tree facing the wind, unruly and sweating all over. of me.

A-word humor formula

Similarly, if you pick up someone else's words, what others say is equivalent to foreshadowing. It is a routine thing and has no emotional fluctuations.

You need to find a way to misinterpret the other person's words, or create a contrast, and then the point of laughter will arise!!

For example: someone offers you a cigarette, but you don't smoke!

We can go together!

You can say: Thanks, I prefer second-hand smoke~~

The same girl said that I am not beautiful, Then you can talk nonsense, your appearance has surpassed 86.24 men in the country

··· Another example:

01. I want the whole world to know that I am very good. Low-key

02. Ouch, you are so busy going to the toilet yourself?

03. Since I got mentally ill, I have become more energetic. 04. As a typical failure, I am so successful!

05. I don’t even believe your words~

06. Don’t be nervous, I’m not a good person~

07. “You look really good today "Where is the beauty?" Cover your face to look like a star

Bazi humor formula

2. Misinterpretation, ridicule and exaggerated thinking

Everyone loves girls. They all like boys with a sense of humor, because chatting with them is a pleasure and makes an otherwise boring life more interesting.

1. Deliberately misinterpret the girl’s meaning

When the girl says something that you can’t answer directly, you can misinterpret the key words in her words so that you can Generally speaking, it gives girls an unexpected humorous effect.

·.Example

Female: Say you are sleepy, go to sleep

Male: We are not familiar yet, how dare you make such a bold request!!

Female: I’m going to sleep

Male: Why did you tell me when you were sleeping?

Do you have ulterior motives for me?

We have to think in the opposite direction and make the girl feel that she is taking advantage of you at every turn. In this way, girls will not be wary of you, but will relax their vigilance towards you, which will make it easier for you to pursue her.

And you can quickly get familiar with girls using this method.

Bazi humorous formulas

2. Tease girls appropriately

Many boys do not dare to tease girls because they are afraid that she will be angry or unhappy. In fact, What are you talking about? It’s about emotions! Appropriate teasing can not only liven up the atmosphere, but also impress girls on you.

..Example

Female: I'm just a child. Man: em... Judging from the figure, it is true.

3. Deliberately exaggerate your answers

When you encounter a girl who makes things difficult for you and cannot refute it, don’t force yourself to explain, as this will only make things more difficult for you. black.

At this time, you should follow the girl's thinking and answer her question. However, when answering the question, you can exaggerate the answer.

Example

Female: You seem to be a scumbag

Male: Then you are wrong, they all say I am Aquaman

Female: I think you are quite flirtatious

Male: All 99 of my ex-girlfriends have said this~~

Bazi humor sutra

4. Use divergent thinking to create humor

Divergent thinking, as the name suggests, is to use girls’ keywords to think divergently and give girls unexpected answers.

Example

Female: Hello

Male: This is the first time I have been approached by a beautiful woman [shy]

Female: You My face is really big

Male: I just have a big face [shy

5. Use reverse thinking to create humor

What is reverse thinking? It is reverse thinking Try to answer the girl's questions to create a humorous contrast.

···Example

Female: Why are you so dark

Male: Because I am not a superficial person

Female : You are not manly

Male: But I am very manly. If you don’t believe me, listen

Bazi humor formula

3. Humorous opening remarks to flirt with girls

01. Are you there? I’ve finished saying hello. It’s your turn

02. Regarding aesthetic respect, I feel it is necessary for me to say hello to you. 03. Ding, you I received a new message, please check it carefully

04. Yue Lao got off work early today, please ask me to pull the strings~

05. We have become friends, please be lovely The person who spoke first

06. Very good, it is this time again, and the interesting me appears again~

07. Hello, my surname is Hao and my name is Wowsai

08. Hello, I have passed the quarantine period, please feel free to chat

09. Tell me your name so I can remember it

10. Congratulations, you There is another sweet man among my friends

11. I am thinking about what type of mobile phone can I use to receive your message

12. Who is knocking on my chat? Window

13. My phone seems to have been damaged, so I have to say hello to you

14. If you don’t chat with me and hide at the top of my WeChat, are you trying to assassinate me?

15. Let me think about how to show up today

16. We haven’t chatted for a long time, so I put down the things at hand and ignored me. 17. Hello, I am Green code, please feel free to chat with me

18. Is it convenient to send a location? I wonder where my heart has gone?

Bazi humor formula

19 , I count with my fingers, today is a good day to chat with you

20. The divination says that I will meet a great friend today. I am very happy to meet you. 21. Is she the most beautiful girl today?

22. What color toad do you like, I will dye it

23. Hello, free WeChat voting and Pinduoduo bargaining service~

24. Me Passed your friend verification, let's lie down on the list together

25. Are you ready to fall in love? One of the three is missing, oh no, two is missing-

26. You Well, I am Patrick Star, a star sent by God

27. Your boss is online and can chat!

28. Should we just go through the motions or should we go through the motions? How about being together directly? 29. Shocked, a certain man sent you a message as soon as the sun rose and the alarm clock rang. 30. Do you want to make friends? I have subsistence allowance

Humor and fun are not innate

It can be developed through deliberate practice. But with just input, no matter how much you read, you can only laugh. Without enough output training, you still can't use it. So seize every opportunity to chat and apply the principles of humor to chatting.

After a lot of deliberate practice, you will find that your interpersonal relationships have also improved to a big level.

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Finally, in fact, I have said so much above, and you can see that you have gained a lot. But, to tell you the truth, the above things are the simplest and not the most powerful.

What I want to teach you next is:

1. How to go from meeting a strange girl, asking her to add you on WeChat, what to talk about specifically, to asking her out where to go, What to do, what to talk about, when to hold hands, kiss, how to propose a relationship with her and make her your girlfriend, what specific words to say?

2. On any different occasion, different Scenes, offices, schools, waiting for buses, online, friends gatherings, etc. How to attract women?

3. How to enter into a deep conversation with a woman and make her fall in love with you completely and feel that you understand her. ?

It is not actually the most important thing to know what women are thinking, but to allow them to dare to show their most private thoughts and truest side in front of you and quickly build a strong sense of trust. It is a truly powerful "weapon"