Please take my ashes, if you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time!
The only definition of a man eating you is that you can't let him go.
4, beer bottles, cans, big brother is so fascinated.
Maybe it's because I'm too young to know what treasure is.
I must be a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.
7. Dragon? Strength//Don't go near labor.
8. It's good to listen to English songs. After listening for half a year, I am not tired, because I don't understand.
9. When I grow up, I will make a movie "The Girl We Haven't Chased in Those Years" to see if it is on fire.
10, how many brothers will a man have?
1 1. Today, the goddess just turned seventeen!
12, Jin me? Woman, can I? Joe? Do you want to add one? nation
13, girl, turn on Bluetooth and send me some love.
14. Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.
15, a beautiful mole who fell in love with oppa's eyebrows.
16, Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and a man's words are a little hanging.
17, the deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need to be understood by one person.
18, I turned around silently, just to give you another gorgeous appearance.
19, I'm lonely, but I don't need your charity.
Looking at your sweet smile, I can't help laughing. レ
2 1, the biggest role of a man alive is to make his beloved woman happy!
22. Summer has unconsciously become the season for boys to show their legs.
When you were young, you threatened to drink thousands of kinds of spirits all over the world. When you are old, you sigh that boiled water is the longest thing.
24. My brother said that not every girl can wear stockings.
25. Playboy? Is it because a man has a person who hurts him the most in his heart? Woman.
26. Women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. How to mend the broken clothes and how to connect the broken limbs?
27. Try to find your own way.
28, * man, just a pastime, nothing important.
29. The same? This is a monastery. -What's the difference? I'm practicing the right path, I'm practicing the stupid path-
30. My brother is Altman. Is it worth it? There is [6]
3 1, my girlfriend told me today that you are not Gao Fushuai, so why do you love me? Let's break up!
Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.
33. Sister, you are a kang. Brother, I'm going to take off my pants.
34. There will always be friction between brothers and smooth sailing between friends.
35. For a woman, I put a knife in my brother's body and another knife in my brother's body. I really understand the middle truth.
36. Brother is not looking at the moon, but at Chang 'e!
37. I am your blue face, but you are my true love, and I will never say it.
38. The biggest motivation to go to school every day is "to see my wife!"
39. An unattractive woman; Will say that men are playboys.
40, for the wife! You can break your head! Blood can flow! The face is a ball.
4 1, Xin, I told her you were excited!
42. The person I once liked very much is now my brother. I had to give him up.
43. Your [world] is full of her [traces].
She doesn't love my intestines, but I treat her like a life.
45. When a man lights a cigarette, he only bows his head and is gentle with the person he loves.
46. If I die of a fever in Henan, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you! There must be air conditioning in the coffin. ...
47, the wife said: Compare two fish who is handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.
48. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.
49. I would rather go to sleep with memories and lovesickness than hold a beautiful woman I don't like.
50. Self-hypnosis is actually good. Try it if you don't believe me: I am a handsome boy, I am a handsome boy.
5 1, girls' tricks are crying, making trouble and hanging themselves, while boys' tricks are pulling, pulling and kissing.
52. I have become an immortal. If I have something to do, please smoke. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be a fairy.
53. From now on, make efforts to make money, so that your woman will not suffer a little, and no one will look down on her.
You will never understand my love.
55. use? Some people have unfinished business in life.
56. A man with natural curly hair can look so good.
57. It is not difficult to touch a girl, but it is not easy to love her all the time.
I just want to love you in my own way.
59. Actually, I like her not because she is beautiful, but only after I like her that I find her beautiful.
60. A man has gold under his knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!
6 1, I don't want to compare myself with him, because in your heart, I will lose.
62. Men can't guess women; Women can't understand men.
63. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
64. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress. I put on the cassock,
65. Brother's tolerance is not your capital to make waves!
66. Men are not domineering, ungrateful, unjust, unfaithful and waste their lives.
67. A man can use his life to hurt a woman. What do you use to hurt a person?
68. My brother is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of my brother in the Jianghu.
69. While alcohol paralyzes the mind, time also takes the opportunity to chew the memory.
70. If anyone offends me, I will tie him to the ship of the Three Kingdoms and borrow an arrow from the straw boat.
7 1, it's not that I want to be lonely, it's that I'm lonely and have a crush on me.
72, life is not satisfactory, and life is earth-shattering.
73. Let me be your supporter. Although I am not tall and my shoulders are not wide, I will cry when I am wronged.
74. What should I do? My goddess seems to be dependent on Kim Soo Hyun.
There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.
76. Don't fall in love with a shrew.
77. To avoid excessive drinking, please stay awake when you are drunk.
Your smile is as beautiful as the sea, but you can't touch it.
79. Go to the hospital for a physical examination and pass the ENT. After careful examination, the doctor wrote "handsome" on my physical examination form.
80. If 1 million people love me, 100 million people hate me; I will repay the former with actions and convince the latter!
8 1. Opportunity is a step to distinguish a hero from a bear. The previous step is nothing, and the next step is nothing.
82. It's the season for stockings! ! I was in a hurry behind, and a thousand troops suddenly turned back, scaring away millions of lions! !
83. Four major troubles: no one came to the party, no one called the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law didn't want to make trouble. If you want to cause trouble, you must wear a condom.
84. If you eat, drink and be merry, call it a friend; If you don't eat, drink or play, call it a brother.
85. Girls of the same age are always more mature than boys.
86. If I were a woman in my next life! I will definitely marry a man like me!
87. People who come and go, you can leave if you want, and I'll keep your uncle.
88. Men are like 1. Dollar coin, front? 1. Behind? **。
89, others laugh at me? Crazy, I laughed at others for not seeing it.
After 90.64 1, I'm going back to my ex-girlfriend, okay, friends!
9 1, I only have two kinds of flowers in my life, one is rich and the other is hard.
92. I didn't elope. You think I don't know? The abbreviation of elopement is SB.
You and I may be like parallel lines that will never intersect, but the only focus is yours and mine.
94. The happiest thing in life is to hear my wife say take your paws away in the morning!
95. Beautiful boys have bad intentions.
96. Cover up sincerity with anger, wisdom with stupidity, and inner unruly with superficial gentleness. ...
97. Dear heart, let me tell you a secret. The pig looks better than you. You are uglier than a pig.
98. Am I on each one? Shangdu? Write his name, and then what? Do you know? Breathe into the lungs, which is the closest place to Tengpan couple.
99. Save water. Can I take a shower with my girlfriend?
100, my goddess will get the certificate with me tomorrow.