The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become a' person'.
Don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, it is not good for parents.
After dinner, I smoked on the balcony and enjoyed it. Suddenly, I saw a flash in the night sky. I was excited: a meteor! So I made a wish at once ... I made six or seven wishes, opened my eyes and threw the cigarette out of the balcony. Suddenly I heard a girl's voice downstairs: "Wow! Meteor! Make a wish ... "
Eating garlic has bad breath and pretending to have no friends, but the price of garlic is still so high.
All the columns except one are well filled in. The column of "relationship" should be filled with "mother-in-law" instead of "nervous"
The mother bird was in tears, and the male bird said angrily, How many times have I told you that this ring was worn by the Bird Research Station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married!
Is it cruel that the female mantis will eat the male mantis after mating? But some women will swallow countless offspring during mating ... classic sentences.
Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day, and everyone thought it had good eyes. ...
Shop assistant: Miss, all your ten hundred-dollar bills are counterfeit. Pretty girl: Ah! ..... I was raped!
I went to college and started to lose my job at the age of 22. I didn't go to college and started to lose my job at the age of 18. -The role of universities.
Living alone, people can only waste; Wives and concubines in groups make people know how to be frugal. But now, I am eager to be frugal in waste all day.
For men,' godsister' means-you can attack when you enter, you can defend when you retreat, and both' courtesy' and' personal use' are appropriate.
The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend, "You only take my daughter to the movies every day, can't you do something else?" The young man was surprised and happy: "You mean you can do other things?"
My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.
The salary is dead. If the salary is worthy of going to work, you have to go to work less.
The experience of rolling in officialdom-Lu Yao knows how to flatter, and people are jealous for a long time. A friend of Three Gorges Online was quoted on the wine table.
Many people's dreams and plans are frustrated by two small problems: they can't get up in the morning and they can't get off the line at night.
I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. That's all I said ... the complete works of classic sentences.
A funny sentence 2 1, don't show off to my brother, show off to others more.
2. What are you to me and what am I to him?
I never do anything that makes me sad. I usually only do things that make others sad.
Time has taken away my thoughts. Where did I get the time to forget?
5. Life is not a TV play. Who do you represent?
6. You can dress up beautifully. I only like sparrows in trees.
7. You don't have to show off anything in front of me. Just because you are awesome doesn't mean I respect you.
8. I will try my best. I will give myself what I want.
Never lower your head, lower your head. I'm just tying my shoelaces.
10, the brain is used for thinking, not for decoration.
1 1, do you have the face to mix with such an incompetent and temperamental person?
12, if you don't love, you don't love. Don't tell labor and management: we are not suitable.
13, I just want to express my love, otherwise I will go crazy.
14, smoking hurts the lungs and never hurts.
15, I have my life. What does your change have to do with me?
16, I told you to get out of my world, not to go out.
17, there are two kinds of aphorisms, one is inspirational and the other is swearing.
18, don't mention those bad guys, they are all guys with opposite sex and inhumanity.
19, you can't just lose your mind, you have to keep your image, right?
20. Happiness. Where are you waiting for me? I'll run over.
2 1, a novice, has a good nature. If you are naughty, I will be naughty.
22. These days, there are more people who wear unsafe clothes outside but look safe.
Both the dean and the headmaster fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? "Who the hell saved me?"
24, knowledge comes to my head, you come to your head, too small for me to get in.
25, Logger Vick, I help you cut down trees, you call me strong.
26. It's interesting to be alive. To live is to die.
27. Who said: loneliness, emptiness and cold; You can give him back: get dressed and go out.
28, automatic login for a long time, and finally forgot the password.
29. I always bow my head in class. The teacher asked you why? I said: I sank again and suddenly remembered home.
Go to the supermarket on Valentine's Day and put a note on each chocolate: Let's break up.
3 1. Never use your own photo as an avatar. It's unlucky to go offline.
32. The most painful thing in life is just being called away by the Duke of Zhou and being called up by the alarm.
33. After flying for a long time, I want to play drift when riding a bike.
34. This signature is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.
35. I wanted to turn the salted fish over with the test results, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.
36. It's cool to dress up as a woman, and women dress up as men and call them mothers.
37. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also made a lot of online dating.
38. Send the girl you like home. Everywhere is on the road.
39. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!
40. Time made me forget my homework. I feel sorry for my homework. I fell in love with time.
4 1, I know why military training turned around, in order to get a more uniform grandson.
42. You said I was bad, so I changed. When I changed, you fucking said you used to like me.
I look up to you, don't be arrogant, you are just taller than me.
44. Handsome boy, I'll give you this fake name, so please make yourself at home.
Since you like it, take it, a piece of garbage I don't want.
If you can't see my love, it can only prove that you are blind.
47. What's wrong with incompetence? At least I'm more real than him.
Since you don't love me, I don't need to love you anymore.
49. Thank you for finally choosing to give up and let me know your virtue.
He is poor, he is not as good as you, but he has a sincere heart.
A funny sentence 3 1. Don't think that just because you look like a wolf, I can treat you as a big pervert.
2, the sky is falling, you hold on first, I'll find a stick.
3. More handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.
4. Do you understand the feeling that wolves fall in love with sheep? That's just to eat its meat.
5. This morning in spring, I woke up in a relaxed mood, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.
6. In fact, you have an advantage. Ghosts dare not run to your house at night.
7. I'm in a bad mood now. I can't do anything but eat.
8. If the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid I'll still get a negative score.
9. Tuck in the quilt every night, and it feels like being buried underground.
10, people think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking at whether I should pick up a dime on the ground.
1 1. Life is too short to be sexy, and hard life needs no understanding.
12. Altman doesn't fight small monsters, let Transformers save the world.
13, if you come to No Country for Old Men one day, then come to me for laundry and cooking.
14. Life is like an old sow going down the stairs. If she falls, she will never get up again.
15, when we lost our handkerchiefs in those years, we prayed not to lose them on ourselves.
16, it will spread tomorrow, just for fear that one day I don't like you, I will send you to see God.
17, never let your face face me, because then I will vomit.
18, you like to eat poison that will kill anyone. Can you practice some antidote?
19, thank you for your smile. I have been flustered all my life.
20. You fool fell in love with a liar and was cheated by the liar all your life.
2 1, he is a pig who doesn't read, but a literate pig who reads.
22. When you find out, you know it's all over.
23. The person who makes you happy has been joking with you.
24. He is a fool. If he is left out for a long time, he becomes a rotten egg.
Time has shown me a real phenomenon, that is, you are a bad person.
Don't think that everything you say is true, but it's no different from farting.
27, wait for a long time, you will be numb, and finally don't know how to love you.
We are not breathing air, but the air polluted by you.
29. A woman's intuition is accurate, especially when her love has a mistress.
30. There is a feeling that is more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted.
3 1, if you really can't pass, then you can die for me.
32. Say I don't love you, but make love to you.
Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, it records our beautiful memories.
Now that we are strangers to each other, our feelings will not be revived for you.
35. When I am tired of myself, I will start over.
I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.
37. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives.
38. Sometimes you need to liberate yourself. I'm afraid you will suffocate.
39. I put you in my mouth. Shut up, I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.
40. I want to improve my life. I don't want noodles. I want instant noodles.
4 1, our love, the doctor said: he has done his best.
42, waiting for the bus. Sometimes, they all say: the imperial army runs fast, and the No.8 bus is coming.
I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.
44. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?
45. Wearing a human skin mask and acting like an animal, I think you are even worse than an animal.
46. Singing other people's songs and humming your own tune is called pseudo original.
47. You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?
48. Summer is the best, and it makes me fall asleep easily.
A funny sentence 4 1, relying on mountains to eat, relying on water to eat, robbing today, not allowed to give, who wants to recite, let him go to hell,
I've been sitting up straight all my life. You just squirm when you lie down. ...
3. Only if you can't cross, can you drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.
4, cheap can be cheap, not cheap, heaven is cheap, and gentlemen laugh at themselves.
I shook the bag and didn't take the cabbage.
6. I ate radish for dinner and kept deflating. I tried to hold my fart and burped.
7. I remember the most domineering sentence when I was a child: "You wait after school".
8. Besides love, there are carrots in other people's fields.
9, can't bear it, smile and bear it again!
10, the sweat and tears you shed today are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major. ...
1 1, once in the meat, it is as deep as the sea. From then on, chastity is a cloud.
12, I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.
13. Why do Haier brothers only wear underpants? Because they don't have red diamonds.
14, A: This candy is really delicious. B: Where is it? In my dream, in your heart.
15, the person who secretly loves suddenly shaved his head. I changed my mind at once.
16, I: Teacher, I want to ask for leave. Teacher: Why did you ask for leave? Me: Because I have a fever tomorrow.
17, the wind is so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
18, others tell the truth after drinking, but I only vomit food after drinking.
19, I am not Mengniu, not as pure as you think.
20. How can there be a love that doesn't break up without hurting your hands?
2 1, the class bell is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the class bell is more collapsed than anxiety.
22. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.
23, all the women are fine, except for a few days in the pit of my period, everything else is comfortable.
24. People who regard cheap as quality are invincible. There are not many such people, and you happen to be one of them.
25. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn!
26. I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs to be taken care of!
27. The season of the year lies in spring, and the appearance of beauty lies in makeup.
28. Friendship is as brilliant as flowers, and love shrinks like shit.
29. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.
30. There may not be true love in this world, but there is absolutely no love.
3 1, smile, ten years old, smile twice, wouldn't it be a direct death?
32. That man seems nice, I don't know. The pixels are relatively low!
33. It is said that women are like clothes. Are you ashamed to go out naked?
34. I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: I was in a hurry to fly over.
35. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.
36. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.
37. You are only worth one dollar and twenty-five cents to me. Will never appreciate.
38. The mistress is pathetic, but she is also annoying. She lost her dignity for that love.
Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to PS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.
40. Actually, I'm not wicked, but a little naughty. When I am in a bad mood, I will call others in the middle of the night to wake them up, and then I will go to bed.
4 1, you don't have a doctor's qualification certificate. Why do you say I'm crazy?
42. Chew instant noodles and treat it as you. Since I can't get you, I will chew you to death.
43. People say things and fart. They just breathe.
44. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.
45. If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.
46. If one day you can't contact me, I will freeze to death. !
47. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If all goes well, you will die.
48. Don't underestimate me. Although I can't save the people, I can kill them all my life.
49. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my mind: "Fried". ...
50. We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.
A funny sentence 5 1. Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
3. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
The house price is getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...
Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...
6. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.
7. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in a few trees ...-If you die, you will die completely!
8. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
9. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs!
10, I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup. ...
1 1, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.
12, sleep is an art-no one can stop my pursuit of art!
13, born, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
14, summer is hard. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
15, the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
16, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.
17, stand high and pee far away.
18, my friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "he", and later they broke up and became "it" ...
19, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do!
20, wearing a low-cut dress and blocking your hand is too selfless.
2 1, life is really fun, because life always fucking plays with me.
22, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.
23. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.
24, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.
Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going
26. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.
27, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!
28. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.
29. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
30. I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: Dad!
3 1, when you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...
I think if I come later, I will like the morning.
33. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!
34. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!
35. Don't blame the dog for following a steamed stuffed bun!
36. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
37. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.
Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...
39. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!
40. It is normal to eat the iron wire for washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking. ...
4 1, on impulse, the crisis of later generations
42. I argued with MM about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "The Japanese also bring a message", and she agreed that whales are not fish.
43. Life can't be like cooking. All the ingredients are ready.