1. I hope that tonight’s dream will be sweet, peaceful, and comfortable, and that you will be in the dream, and you will be very sweet.

2. Say it out loud if you like it, express it if you miss it. Life is so difficult and love is so precious, so don’t pretend to be alienated and then care silently.

3. Your every word and every expression can make my dark heart brighten up again.

4. I love the universe, the stars and dust, and the lonely encounters. I love mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, the chirping birds, and the green buds. I love the changing of the four seasons, the tinkling creek after the ice melts, and the falling snow on a tree, and then stop here with you.

5. Depressed boy, what still colors you in the dark days is truth.

6. In fact, there is nothing to regret. I am really grateful to you for all these years of being friends.

7. No matter how reluctant you are to let go, the story should be brought to an end when the plot is still good.

8. I seem to have been protected by you. But I also want to be your gentleness when you are sad, hug you and tell you that everything will pass, pretending to be a little adult.

9. Everything in the world can be uncertain, but I am not, and my heart is not. It has your name neatly written on it. It is yours.

10. What shines in the memory is not the laughter and laughter, but the rational communication with you, as if two people walking together are shining with mutually visible light, and everything else on the road is dim. into the background.

11. I will use the moon boat to take you to his dream. /a-289/

12. Mountains, rivers, lakes, and tides everywhere. Every inch of life is the waves I have made for you.

13. In front of thousands of rays of light, there are moths leaping freely under the moonlight and dancing flame stars, lingering among lovers and feeling their ordinary joy.

14. When you turn your back to the world, you cry silently and cover your face and ask yourself repeatedly. It is a long journey in vain and your ambition is wasted.

15. Adults always cannot understand children's persistent little romance. They think it is a waste of money and time. Probably because of this, they always feel that life is too hard.

16. It’s time to sleep. If there are dark clouds in your heart, you should step into the night as soon as possible.

17. It is me who is wasted, not time.

18. Sometimes you will be swallowed up by worries, and life will always be unpredictable. But still, I can’t live up to those words of good night, the love that passes through everything in the world, and the love that stays on you.

19. I don’t want to be tied down by something.

20. The lights are bright, but they cannot reach you.

21. For uncertain things, you want to escape more than you expect.

22. Just turn your back to all the dim lights, walk towards me from behind the street lamp, walk out of the emptiness and gloom, and walk into all my stubbornness and boldness.

23. I am looking forward to the arrival of summer more and more, the alleys filled with the fragrance of flowers, the wind under the shade of trees, the fluttering skirts of girls and the green eyes. You ran towards me with a smile, bringing sunshine and fruity fragrance.

24. After leaving you, the days become longer, the weather becomes warmer, and everything in the world has its own voice. And I also found myself.

25. My husband’s eyes passed over everything in the world and finally stopped at me. This is the blessing I can think of.

26. They all have a hole in their hearts, and important things are gradually flowing out of that hole.

27. He held my joy, and I was like a box of fake cigarettes, trembling and uncertain.

28. The drunken street lamp clashes with every dream of returning home late.

29. In the blink of an eye, you read the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter in my heart. A very desolate sentence

Time will dilute a person's memory, but it can never eliminate a person's grief.

Sometimes, we can comfort others for the same thing, but we cannot convince ourselves.

If I can continue to wait, if time can stop, if there is no if?

Cut off contact, cut off longing, the last hope has been wiped out, the heart is tired, Does it hurt? I don’t know.

Wiping away the tears on my face, I couldn’t take away the painful feeling in my heart.

Love is love, accept rejection? A few simple words have changed the flavor, your silent response, my evasive dodge, why? A positive answer will not hurt me more than it does now. Don't believe that it is better for him to not respond than to promise and not be able to promise. That way your heart will be even hotter and he can't afford it. Do you still want it?

Feeling melancholy? A little boring, a little lonely and a little lonely.

Accomplishment does not mean giving in, it just wants to change the way and keep watch. Making the person you like happy is also a way of love.

I just like it if I like it. My heart is touched without any reason. Falling in love with you is my freedom. Please open the window and let my soul embrace your soul.

I said I won’t leave before you, I said I’ll never look back even if I leave, I said I won’t test my tears with my hands, I said I won’t stay where I am even if you leave, I said I won’t be here anymore. Besides, everything I said no longer counts, your arms are no longer the harbor of my soul, and those promises are nothing but nonsense.

Don’t rely too much on anyone in this world, because even your shadow will leave you at some point.

You suddenly woke me up. Our acquaintance can be counted in years. You found the one you love, but I am still wandering in the same place.

When everything can't go back, when I decide to leave, you realize that you have neglected me. I don't want much, but you don't give me enough. Even a gentle hug is enough for me. All are happy.

If love had never come, if dreams had never been broken, if my heart had never hurt, would I still be the me you know?

The dialogue that was too late to say dissipated in the Don’t piece together an incomplete future.

In the quiet moonlight, it is extremely pleasant to look at the gentle and pure thoughts in my heart.

I give you everything I have. Suddenly I am so scared that I will lose you.

After leaving, I want you not to forget one thing: don’t forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

I can't imagine life without you, and I can't accept that you are not with me, just because I love you.

Forgetting you is to prove that I can forget you.

A deep memory cannot compete with a lifetime, and a long time cannot compete with the regret of missing it.

What the breeze takes away is the unbearable yesterday, but what the years cannot take away is the long-term attachment.

Maybe this is just a dream, then why does your smile linger in the memory? A very funny joke with connotations

1. Others hold hands, and I hold my dog. Take a walk, take a swim, and see who doesn’t enjoy taking a bite.

2. Heaven is in the woman’s cave!

3. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say do it to death

4. I want stable scores to withstand the cruelty of the final exam. Among the piles of top students, I can find a home.

5. Please don’t take my tolerance of you as your shameless capital

6. I will not watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes of.

7. During the summer vacation, you will be scolded four times a day at home: not getting up in the morning, surfing the Internet as soon as you get up, yelling at you when you eat, and not sleeping at night~

8. No matter how smart a woman is, she still has trouble with herself. Even the most stupid man is confused when it comes to a woman's appearance.

9. If you like weirdos, I am actually beautiful

10. I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out a coin from my pocket: if all six of them are heads, I Just go to class! After thinking for a long time, I decided not to take the risk.

11. A woman who says she is smart has a lower chance of being dated than a terrorist hijacking.

12. I skipped too many classes. One day I wanted to go to class. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

13. Don’t think that just because a girl is beautiful, she can seduce me. At least she must be stupid enough!

14. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

15. If a man has a little money in his pocket, he will not have any money below the waist!

16. When I got up this morning and was brushing my teeth, my mother suddenly slapped my butt behind me and said ambiguously: Young man, you have a good figure! Then Luhao ran back to the room with a smile and said to his father: Old guy, you will definitely lose this time. My son did not say that I am crazy! I almost swallowed the toothpaste when I screamed

17. Let others smell your fart!

18. My woman! You are absolutely not allowed to play outside with other men in the middle of the night! Not even allowed to drink with other men!

19. I haven’t dared to fall in love yet, just because Taiwan is alone overseas!

20. The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat well and sleep with air conditioning

21. A young man had a good job and a cheerful personality, but could not find a partner, so he went to see a Zen master for enlightenment. . The Zen master glanced at him, pointed at the phone, waved his hand, and said nothing. The young man had an epiphany, knelt down to thank him and left. Two months later, the young man came to see the Zen master again: I will follow your advice, stay away from mobile phones, stay away from the Internet, and love life. But there is still no target. The Zen master shook his head after hearing this: Use WeChat and shake!

22. When others compliment me on my handsomeness, I worry that they are not complimenting me enough.

23. For men, the most beautiful woman is the one they cannot get; for women, the most handsome man is the man they already have.

24. If you were an angel, the price for seeing you would be my death.

25. I don’t like to go to bed with just one woman many times, but I like to go to bed with many women only once.

26. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

27. Let the storm come more violently. After all, I sell umbrellas!

28. The world is so complicated and makes people feel so confused. .

29. You are not suitable for anything but being my wife

30. You are the best example of failed abortion!

31. You have no right to dislike my lifestyle, but you have the right to blind yourself

32. I can’t fly, no matter who it is for.

33. Nine yuan for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools get divorced. So expensive,

34. How do you feel when faced with an overwhelming amount of homework? You have my people but not my heart.

35. If you can’t be a bad person, just do it. Bad people are afraid of good people.

36. After marriage, a man is like a tablecloth, appearing only when eating.

37. You treat me fiercely and still expect me to speak softly to you. Is this a delusion?

38. Don’t keep glaring at me. If you keep glaring at me, I will charge you!

39. A man’s longing is a hunger and thirst for the body and a heartfelt call for sexual desire. Unfortunately, I suffer from this disease, which is also known as lovesickness.

40. A certain gentleman received a text message, written in roaring style, with the following content: Your uncle! ! ! Your mother! ! ! Your sister! ! ! Happy for your whole family! ! ! I wiped it! Is there anyone who sends blessings like this? !

41. If he says to you: Forget me. Just tell the other person: I'm sorry, I never remembered.

42. What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar and leave the US dollar with nowhere to go.

43. When I’m online, you’re offline. When I’m offline, you’re online. When I’m online, you’re invisible. You’ve already maxed out my bottom line.

44. First line: Student ID card, admission ticket, ID card. Second line: Listening questions, reading questions, composition questions, no horizontal marking: the emphasis is on participation.

45. Tutu said that if you love someone, you must be persistent. Persistence is holding someone's hand and not letting go.

46. A female classmate who just finished her internship at a Japanese company said with emotion: No matter how high-end the meeting is and how high-end people attend it, those people will hold the meeting with you politely on the stage, but in the audience But there is always someone touching your thigh!

47. Someone always says to me: Survive first, then live. But I found that when you are busy with survival, life is gone.

48. Don’t believe any beautiful lies, such as the realization of communism depends on the efforts of you and me!

49. Either be patient or cruel. There are very funny jokes

50. When I came into the world, God promised to marry his most beautiful daughter to me. I looked around and searched high and low. I have been waiting for 21 years, but I still haven't seen the fairy. I was so depressed that I ran to ask God. God said: What are you in a hurry for? I don’t even have a girlfriend yet!

51. I bought a pair of beggar pants for more than 500, but my grandma patched them up for me when she washed them

52. The lake is quiet, like a mirror. , clearly reflecting the blue sky, white clouds, red flowers, and green trees.

53. I am, I am fireworks with different colors, he is, he is flowers that cost two yuan a bundle.

54. I am learning sacred knowledge, but you actually use scores to measure it. This is simply a stain on academics! vulgar!

55. My new girlfriend and I have only been in a relationship for a week and are about to break up with me just because I haven’t read Octavio Paz’s books or Borges’ poems

56. A heart can only pretend to be one person. If you pretend to be two people, then you are not a human being.

57. When you go out, please remember: you must return the cow B to the cow!

58. CZ; I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

59. My sister wears tight pants not to show off her figure, but to prevent thieves.

60. Your current dreams determine your future, so just sleep a little longer!

61. Don’t force me. If you force me, I will pretend to be dead!

62. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs, just reply: It’s just your legs that are thin. All three of your legs are thin.

63. Urination and defecation are prohibited here. Violators will have their tools confiscated.

64. This article is profound and concise, summarizing the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

65. Baby, if you are sexy, show off your class; if you are cheap, show your creativity. If you spend all day posing in front of the men you are interested in, it is not sexy. You call it itching

66. Face to face During the final exam, I discovered that I had Bai Xuebei.

67. My computer has the same language as me. As soon as I touch it, it will freeze up. Makes me extremely excited.

68. Thinking about it carefully, I seem to have Bai Xuebing. Those jokes with very funny connotations

69. It will be great when hardware can COpY too!

70. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it but few people meet it.

71. When I call you a turtle, I insult you. You are a turtle. How can I go out to meet people in the future?

72. The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat well and sleep with air conditioning.

73. The child said: Grandpa, can you sing Little Stars? Grandpa: Yes. Child: Sing it to me. Grandpa: The stars in the sky join the Beidou!

74. Why haven’t the old man’s rags come yet?

75. I am always wandering between Cow A and Cow C.

76. The gentleness of my long hair reaching my waist is not as cool and pointless as my short hair reaching my ears.

77. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard or tired you are, stand up and give her a hard slap in the face.

78. Some people fall in love with some songs as soon as they hear the intro, some people fall in love with them at first sight, and some people don’t want to do some homework after opening the first page.

79. It turns out that Grandma Rong was also a flower back then, haha ??

80. A girl shouted for her motherland in front of the beautiful mountains and rivers! my mother! A boy who had a crush on her quickly shouted "Motherland!" My mother-in-law.

81. Get up every morning and yell: Fuck little Japan. This is not only good for your health, but also cultivates patriotism and moral sentiments!

82. I love you, but you have to go to bed with me.

83. In fact, a day's work is short, and it passes as soon as the computer is turned on and off.

84. Momentary impulse, crisis for descendants! The latest jokes with very funny connotations

85. Why should I give you face if I don’t want to give you face?

86. Sister is state-owned property and will never be sold at a low price.

87. No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick.

88. Some men are as smart as the weather, changeable. Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, and they can’t even tell when the weather is changing

89. Mo Liufeng Gao Lingshi

90. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen it earth.

91. A good friend is when two people look at each other for no reason and burst into laughter.

92. If the midterm score slaps you, then the final exam slaps you back. Are you sure it wasn’t the final exam that stabbed you?

93. Women always like to ask men: If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, who will you be? At this time, you answer: Your dad and I are both drunk, who are you going to help?

94. Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told again.

95. If the sky falls, you hold it up and I will cushion it!

96. Chatting with the phone screen on at the risk of being tortured by mosquitoes is true love

97. After being young and frivolous, shall we get married?

98. If you were the unfathomable sea, I would be a drowning person who doesn’t know whether to live or die

99. Men are lustful. If you are a little more lustful, you are called a pervert, and if you are stronger, you are called a pervert. Ghosts, if they become stronger, they are called perverts. If they are particularly strong, they become perverted perverts. They are so lustful that they are called body aesthetic artists.

100. As soon as I took off my cotton pants, Miss Chun came lightly.

101. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

102. The public toilet was full, and my stomach ached. Finally, someone came out. Just as I was about to squat down, I heard an aunt scolding me from behind: Young people are ignorant and don’t give up their seats to the elderly. The young man said: Auntie, this is a public toilet, not a bus!

103. If I can still remember you in the next life, it must be that I did not die thoroughly enough in this life.

104. Tang Monk can live forever after eating his meat. I don’t know if Tang Monk’s shit has the same effect. The effect?

105. Are the circles on your belly growth rings?

106. The emperor is above and the thick soil is proof. The ordinary people are willing to trade twenty pounds of meat on their bodies in exchange for passing all the final exams.

107. What you think of as personality is actually blind.

108. I am a poor person, please do not rob tombs!

109. A man’s greatest ability is to indulge his girlfriend to the point that no other man can stand it.

110. What I like the most is that you can’t stand me and can’t kill me.

111. Why doesn’t the country use your face to study imitation singles?

112. A woman outside an umbrella is destined not to go out on rainy days

113. My wife married me even though I didn’t want to marry her.

114. Please don’t call me by my name during final exam week, please call me Guoer!

115. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

116. Women are divided into two types: those who are married and those who are not married, and men are divided into two types: those who marry voluntarily and those who are forced to marry.

117. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that cannot be dug down?

118. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

119. You have cried but your eyeshadow shines more beautifully

120. Before a man borrows money, he must let the woman eat well, and after marriage, the woman borrows money and must let the man eat well. good.

121. You can lie to me, but since you have told it, please work hard to tell the lie. Don't let me expose it or I will kill you.

122. Sample, you won’t kill yourself when you see me!

123. Our boss came to the office and saw several female employees wearing makeup, so he reprimanded the manager: Why don’t you care about someone wearing makeup in the office? The manager didn't say a word. After the boss left, he said to the female employees: Don't listen to him, everyone should continue to change. Suddenly, the office burst into cheers. Then, the manager added: If you are so ugly, you are not allowed to put on makeup, and you are not allowed to live anymore.

124. No matter how good the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the entire floor.

125. Pass on my menstrual fluid (experience) to you!

126. Menstruation and menstruation are good friends, and they come once a month.

127. If you love me, put me in a wedding dress and then strip it naked with your own hands.

128. Chairman Mao taught us: Your mother is holding you up //

129. Although people cannot be compared with horses, some people can be compared with pigs.

130. Forgetting is a luxury, and memory is a torture.

131. I want to fly to your bed, sorry for sleeping on the kang.

132. You can not study hard, but you must not not review hard.

133. Why I haven’t died yet? It’s because I’m waiting to die! Why I kill people and set fires is because I want to die!

134. Life lies in stillness. How many years do you think this bastard has lived?

135. Women’s tears are the most useless liquid, but if you make a woman cry, it means you are useless.

136. Shamelessness is also a quality! Missing is a kind of neurosis!

137. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

138. Let me tell you a ghost story. It’s time for school to start.

139. If you have to pay taxes when you look in the mirror, I’m afraid some women will go bankrupt.

140. When playing cards, I fell in love with the dice, when I drank, I fell in love with the cup, when I slept, I fell in love with the quilt, when I put on my shoes, I fell in love with the socks, when I was pretty, I became a prince, when I missed you, I fell in love with you. How are you, my old friend? Wish you happiness and happiness!

141. People’s loneliness can sometimes be seen physically!

142. Birth control pills are valid for three years, and condoms are valid for five years. Many times, love has expired before the medicine and condoms have expired.

143. You can’t get enough of your skin!

144. I didn’t guess the beginning of our story, nor the end of it

145. Our goal: focus on money and make a lot of money

146. My dear, are you dead? If you die, hold me tight so that the body collector will know that we are a couple!

147. Others have a background, but I only have a back view~~. Very Personalized Signature Copywriting

Very Personalized Signature Copywriting Part 1

1. In these days, you can’t even rely on yourself and still want to rely on others?

2. There are always some things that allow you to see people clearly inadvertently.

3. I have walked so many paths with bumps and bumps, how can I not stop, how can I not feel distressed.

4. Don’t be proud in front of me, one day I will smile and watch you cry.

5. Sometimes, when you do it right, no one will remember it, and when you do it wrong, even your breathing is wrong.

6. Do I love you too much or am I too sensitive? Your casual words can make me uneasy all night long.

7. Youth is like a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, you still look forward to going back and being showered with it again.

8. I don’t care about everything about you at all.

9. - Put away your hypocrisy and roll towards the sun.

10. Cherish the person who knows you have someone in your heart but still stays by your side and treats you well.

11. I feel like there are many monsters living in my heart, and they are gnawing at my heart wantonly.

12. Suddenly there is only one person left in the whole world forever.

13. Hold on to expectations and dreams, rub shoulders with those you don’t love, and join hands with those you love.

14. There is no need to apologize for love, it is the person who loves you who makes the mistake.

15. It is inevitable for a person to feel lonely; two people may not make the world complete.

16. A female man is very cute when we first meet him, but he is very fierce after we get to know him.

17. Everyone likes novelty, but not everyone can be calm with you.

18. Only I know that when it hurts, I remain silent.

19. Even if you fight to the death, you still have to rush into a building for me.

20. The person I desperately loved was taken away so easily. Part Two of a Very Personalized Signature Copy

21. If it is not my sun, no matter how bright the light is, it cannot illuminate my heart.

22. It’s strange that people who love me can only love me half way.

23. True love is to carry each other through this life and never leave each other.

24. We can’t go back, we can’t go back to those green years, we can’t go back to that simplicity and perfection, we can’t go back to that day of true pride.

25. It turns out that love is really not a thing, it is just a feeling.

26. Stop touching! Even I can't find where my breasts are.

27. If love is really that simple, why should you be so embarrassed?

28. This kind of love is neither fierce nor passionate. This kind of love gets old from the beginning.

29. May everyone who marvels at your time be able to accompany you in your tender years.

30. Sometimes I like listening to songs not because the singing is good but because the lyrics are written like myself.

31. Sometimes you tell others that you think too much, but in fact you think too much yourself.

32. You should smile gracefully and give him a new look.

33. Separation or separation, no matter which choice you choose, stay away from the cliff and don’t place your expectations on the ordinary.

34. If you don’t belong to yourself, you will feel tired just by looking at it.

35. Loving a song is often because a certain lyric reminds you of the stories in your life that moved you.

36. How dare I fall? There is no one behind me.

37. My sister is also a good girl who grew up on the shoulders of scumbags.

38. The tears shed in love let time bake slowly.

39. Go the farthest way with your original intention.

40. The important thing is not to have everything but to have what you want right next to you. Part Three of a Very Personalized Signature Copy

41. When we know how to be happy, that is when we know how to cherish.

42. We all come from the kingdom of desire and cannot stay away from temptation.

43. When reality slaps you, you should high-five it.

44. If every time you laugh is not for me, I will never shed a tear for you in this life.

45. Your world has nothing to do with me, my world is only worthy of you watching.

46. Getting along with others: If you respect me, I will respect you. If you ignore me, I will ignore you. It’s that simple! Don't spoil people who don't appreciate it; don't feed people who don't know how to give back.

47. I don’t know who will look through my message board and laugh and sometimes feel sad when reading my nonsense.

48. If there is still separation after meeting, I hope we never meet.

49. Be confident but not arrogant. If you have self-persistence, you don’t need others to be like you. If we are in harmony, we will move forward together; if we are not in harmony, we wish each other the best and go our separate ways.

50. When you are ready to let me go, don’t think that I can still remember you.

51. Feelings that do not belong to you are like sand in your hand. No matter how tightly you hold it, it will slowly pass away.

52. Some people were once friends, but after confessing their love, they can no longer even remain friends.

53. Is there a person who suddenly becomes silent when you hear his name?

54. Now you have no qualifications to ask me to change for you again -

55. Love has a wonderful magic power, which makes one person fall for another person.

56. There are some things that you struggle to see clearly but become even more unclear about. Such as the future.

57. Girl, you are dressed so beautifully. Could it be that you are dissatisfied with this world?

58. If you touch my things, it is your fault.

59. To love without loving is a kind of self-abuse; to love but not love is a kind of self-mutilation.

60. No matter how naive we are, as long as we experience love, we will grow up.