People who can earn 200 Jin of pork a month are barely white-collar.
3, it is said that the corner meets love, TMD, I accidentally missed the corner and was hit by a car when I turned the corner!
4, there is no way to go, wherever you go, take the bus.
Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
6. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!
7. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
8. If one day I become a hooligan, please remember to remind me that I was innocent.
9. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still disdained me.
The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am in telecom and you are in Netcom.
1 1, God gave us acne while giving us youth!
12, go to today's class and sleep yesterday!
13, I couldn't catch up with that BMW after all, so I just watched it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.
14, look into my eyes, besides shit, you will see perseverance and sincerity.
15, the kid next door finally vowed to lose weight-at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, dude, I'm sorry, you're blocking my cell phone signal.
Live well, because we will die for a long time!
17. When listening to the sermon in the church, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.
18, people are not smart and bald! !
19 I always wander between A Niu and Niu C.
20. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?
2 1, I love you! What do you care?
22, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!
23. As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?
24. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
25. The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.
26. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
27. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.
28. Pain is an enjoyment that only sober people can enjoy.
Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
30. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.
3 1, lonely for 20 years, always thought I could stay with you forever this time.
32, why too serious, why too persistent. The futile pursuit leaves only sadness in the end.
33. Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.
34, too late to say, has become a regret in our hearts.
It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.
Don't love me, I'm not sure.
Don't promise me easily, which you can never afford.
38. When your tears run down your face, I can only be considerate like a friend.
39. All the past events have fallen into the water, and the sound of heavy footsteps proves that meeting was originally a beautiful mistake.
40. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be kicked out.
4 1, forget the years, forget the pain, forget your bad, we will never say goodbye.
42, smile to cover up tears, I am too strong, or you can't make me sad.
43. I measure myself with time, and then criticize my superficiality and arrogance.
44. I just want to find a shoulder that can bear my tears when I am frustrated and make me bite when I am happy.
Talk about boring jokes.
1, life is a huge boring field, and thinking about life is the most stupid and boring behavior.
2. Being alone at home is really boring! Husband seems to be going on a business trip for another week! Although my husband is playing games at home, I still miss him because I can't see him!
I don't want to do my homework even if I am bored to death on weekends.
4, my son is so poor, he has stayed at home for two days except going downstairs to eat! I know he is bored at home alone, but I am too busy to go back with him! Even so, my son never forgets to call me every day and ask me if I have eaten! I finally know why you call him Xiao Ai!
When I am bored, I like to read all the comments I have sent silently, and then delete those unforgettable memories. Who is like this?
6. Please cherish the friends who are bored with you.
7. God's life is boring. He needed good music, so he took Mike Jackson with him. God's life is boring. He wanted a mobile phone, so he took Jobs away.
8. Push the person you love away and say that you are lonely and unloved.
9. Every day, boring and dull is my favorite life-lying in your arms when you sleep, reaching out and hugging you when you are half asleep, waking up and opening your eyes to see you. I really hope that if you work hard every day, life will move towards your goal. I don't want to repeat the story of yesterday, day after day, year after year. Squatting at the bottom of society, someone will play tricks on you from time to time. What should I do?
10, looking back, every step is so lonely.
1 1. The best way is to live a full life every day. Not everyone is bored. If you remember reading, listening to songs and learning to arrange flowers when you are alone. There will be a beautiful spirit to support you in a beautiful day. It's all white to lead an honest and clean life, be financially independent and rich, and practice both inside and outside.
12, I was born in a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was boring. I can only count money all day long, and so can my mother, who sweeps money all day long. my family
13, please believe that half of the rumors are false, there are many boring people, many people who embellish them, and many people who stand and talk like it's easy.
If you can't see the moon and stars tonight, I stole them. If you see the stars and the moon tomorrow night, I'm tired of playing and give it back to the boring sky.
15, I am on duty in the bookstore today, alone, quite quiet. Drinking tea, reading books, blogging and listening to music reminds me inexplicably of a passage in Mr. Da's "Morning Flowers Pick Up in the Evening": I often want to find some leisure in the hustle and bustle, but it's really not easy. At present, it is so bizarre, and my heart is so complicated. When a person only has memories, his life will probably be boring forever, but sometimes he has no memories. Hehe hehe.
16, before, there was no TV, no mobile phone, no computer, and people could only read books when they were bored, but what happened to this society now?
17, damn it, I was bored waiting for your QQ reply, I was bored trying my best to give you happiness, and I fell in love with you because I was bored.
18. In every love, there is a person who waits for that love silently forever. Maybe I'm the one. He doesn't expect you to give him a true love, just ask you to live a happy life. He doesn't expect you to think of him when you are bored, but please take good care of yourself!
19, love this boring topic
20. When I was a child, I had a silly idea: two people are bored together, so they are not bored.
2 1, I'm tired of Christmas Eve.
22, the small sunflower class starts. Learning old and learning bad is mostly boring. Click to enter Qingguo College and turn into a schoolmaster. Effective immediately!
23. In fact, every girl is afraid that after you say good night, after I go to bed, you chat with that girl on the grounds of boredom and laugh so happily that you forget that there is someone else.
24. Forwarding those boring conversations just wants you to know that I am still free to talk to me, but the results are often disappointing.
25. Happy summer vacation? Are you tired during the summer vacation? Boring summer vacation? It must be.
I don't know anyone here, but I like the feeling of being alone here. I know you are bored now, but we are the same.
27. Women will not live as boring as a cigarette. When you light it, you bounce off. Remember that you have to live like a drug, either you can't quit or you can't afford it.
In fact, there is one person in everyone's heart that can't be forgotten. I always think of it when I am bored, and I think of some people when I eat alone. You will never forget them in your life.
29. I am just afraid that I will be sad when I leave because I have invested too much.
30. People who have nothing to do but eat are singing! Bored Quanzhou people have nothing to do every day and go to Jinjiang. Do you want to make an appointment? hahaha
3 1, don't you think it's boring to write earning X with a star portrait? Are you tired of being a goddess all day
Don't care too much about the person who calls you back. Maybe they are just bored and have nothing to do.
33. Now mathematics is so boring that even triangles have to be proved.
34. My date is out. It's so boring!
35. Once I was bored, I rummaged through my address book and discussion group, and suddenly found that a discussion group was founded by a stranger I love, and it was just me and him!
36. Summer vacation can sometimes be boring and frustrating, and I really want to start school. Because there is no concern and companionship from friends and classmates.
37. When I was bored, nobody paid attention to me. When I was busy, everyone was looking for me.
38. I thought it would be a boring epistolary love novel. But not really, because it's not boring at all! I admire Hailian's enthusiasm and outspoken. Hailian expressed some unique ideas about buying books and reading in her letter, which can be used for reference. That man is an English gentleman to the core, and he is very beautiful.
39. Why can't I see my former friends doing boring things like before? I didn't want to participate, but I shook my head and walked away. I am not interested in these things.
40. When you are bored, you will miss someone for no reason. I admit that I have.
4 1, I don't like the days when I take medicine before eating every day, I don't like the days when I can't eat anything except meals, I don't like the days when I can't wash my hair and take a shower, I don't like the days when I can't go out at home all day, and I don't like the days when I clean and cook at home all day. I'm so bored that I can't sleep every night and I don't want to get up during the day. To sum up, I feel that I am on the road to depression!
42. I will accompany you when you are bored in the future.
43. If you don't do it, you won't die, and you don't want to go out in a stormy day anymore. Meeting is inevitable, but once again, I forced myself to attend a boring dinner and talk about some completely speechless topics with people who were not interested and disgusted. I really have no interest in gossip. It's vulgar from beginning to end, eating and playing, and not going home at other nights. As a result, I caught a cold, my throat was inflamed and I coughed, so I couldn't sleep at night.
44. Do you think about how to calculate me every day? If you think I'm really that important to you, please help yourself. I don't care. To that boring bitch.
45. I still think I am smart. I am not stupid. I just don't want to expose your evil deeds. I'm really tired and want to find a place to rest and stop boring games.
46, I have, paranoia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, autism, boredom, stupid writing, claustrophobia, look, I am so bad, leave me before you regret it.
47. I obviously miss him, but I insist that I don't. Clearly wronged but laugh it off. It hurts, but I insist on gritting my teeth. I wanted to talk to him, but said it was boring. Mingmingkun
48. Looking for you from the faces of countless strangers is a little game I played on a boring long road.
49. Mom said that being alone at home is really boring and I don't know what to do. I really want to watch TV, take a walk and chat with her every night after work. People are particularly afraid of loneliness in middle age, because I was afraid of being alone when I was so young, and my mother needed company more.
50, so boring, so boring, so boring, especially when I want to chat, I find that you are all so busy, and I will fall asleep without anyone to chat with me.
A boring and funny joke.
Excerpts from the latest boring jokes: 1. You said you didn't have a diploma, and you learned from others that they were ugly, not smart and bald!
It's okay to bask in the sun. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot
Don't tell me about the ideal ring.
How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?
5. Keep a low profile! It's the best b show.
Only by holding your hand can you know that your ugly face is covered with tears.
7. Even a piece of shit will meet dung beetles one day. So there is no need to feel depressed about being a piece of shit.
8. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath!
9. The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become an adult!
10. I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!
1 1. Although you have tusks, don't feel sorry for yourself. Good tusks! Teeth can be used to grow sweet potatoes. When it rains, you can cover your chin, drink tea, have a picnic with tea residue, and use it as a knife and fork. Do you think teeth are the best?
12. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me!
13. About thongs: I used to take off my underwear to see my ass; Now take out your ass and look at your underwear.
14. Take other people's road and leave others no choice!
15. Can you fight for breath without steaming steamed bread?
16. I eat more salt than you eat rice. That's your mouth weight; I have crossed more bridges than you have. That's your laziness.
17. I'm fine. Thirteen Pacific insurance golden bell cover practice donkey.
18. Today, the price of roses in our store is the lowest. You can even buy some roses for your wife.
19. I really don't want to do it anymore, because the pestle has been ground into an embroidery needle.
20. The east wind blows the drum, and the beauty is drunk. I hope you will return to the good news and fly back to the strong.
Enjoy the latest boring and funny jokes.
1. unarmed, broken foot, broken foot, broken head.
2. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.
3. If you don't chat online, you will die.
This man is dead and has something to burn.
Master is organizing a special meeting to study whether to stew or braise in soy sauce.
6. Weep in tears in the wind.
7. What's wrong with old skin and fluffy meat?
8. No matter how perfect the figure is, it is also a teasing material in the eyes of people who don't love her.
9. A small tree can't grow without pruning; Children can't grow up without pruning.
10. Long-term accumulation may lead to an outbreak; And a long-term outbreak may lead to collapse.
1 1. Be respectful to superiors, bossy to subordinates, and secretive to peers.
12. No matter how difficult it is, consider yourself as 250. No matter how hard it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.
13. You said you were wearing a hat with your head backward.
14. The bombarded head is also a lightning brush.
15. I won't stutter when I see many people. It doesn't taste like sheep dung. Please forgive me.
16. Geographically, pediatrics knows yin and yang, knows gossip, and makes decisions thousands of miles away.
17. I have already finished half of my goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic.
18. When your hair reaches your waist, I'll open the double knives and take them away horizontally!
19. I will expose my scum identity in front of the whole class.
20. I want a stable score that can resist the cruelty of exams and have a home among a bunch of academic tyrants.
A selection of the latest boring jokes
1. Every woman is looking for a very manly man, and it turns out that the most manly one is herself.
Every exam is given by my grandson and invigilated by my son. I can't!
When others are pretending to be forced, I like to watch silently and expose it, which is boring.
4. Yingdao, put down your bangs and trust me, you can catch up with Che Enshang, too!
5. Jimmy Lin said with emotion: If we are not crazy, we will grow old. Degang Guo teased: We are crazy if you are not old!
6. lovelorn, buy a bottle of sprite, because it's cold.
It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.
8. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so my life is still incomplete after being fat for several years.
I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
10. When I took the history test, I had a heavy feeling because I was going to change history soon.
Nonsense, funny
1, no matter how serious a gentleman is, he can't resist the fox, and no matter how tough an old lady is, she will have her period …
2. Be more calm and less childish and impulsive.
3, who cried red eyes, who left with a smile, love is a game. The rule is: shout it out.
For handsome guys, just watch them turn around and tell themselves that my husband is better than them.
If only the result could be as fast as the rise of house price. Interesting signature
6, you are not allowed to lose weight, thin bones, uncomfortable to hold, I like fat.
7. Actually, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. No room, no wife, more rooms, more wives!
8. Losing someone doesn't mean losing love.
9. Generally, people who are worried will try to make themselves look happier.
10, be a woman who doesn't need a man and has no shortage of men around her.
1 1, maybe regret is always tied to youth.
12, you are not me, how can you know the road I have traveled and the joys and sorrows in my heart?
13, I don't need so many unimportant people to disturb my life.
14, sows can't climb trees, and netizens are unreliable.
15, being low-key and reading high-profile, so my mother has been emphasizing.
16. How many heartbeats have you had in your life? Not at this time, when?
17. When I grow up, I want to be a thief. I don't steal from good people. I only steal from thieves. Damn it, me? .
18, you have a contemptuous smile on your lips and can't control your thinking.
What I have now is bought with what I lost.
2 1, what is happiness? Happiness is waking up every morning to look at your watch, but you can still sleep for half an hour.
22, money should not be the purpose of life, it is just a tool of life.
23. I just want to kill love.
If I lose someone I trust, I won't give him a second chance.
25. I miss you repeatedly every night and doubt that I am better than the repeater.
A true friend is when you blind everyone, but you can see through your true appearance and heart? .
27, men, the most failed performance is to make women cry.
28. Either you die or I live. Choose one.
29. I hate it when my parents compare me with others.
30. The reality is so cruel and a little sad.
3 1, there is always a person living in the bottom of my heart, but disappearing into life.
32. From the day you left, I lost my way, pretending to be indifferent on the surface, but I was very confused inside.
33. It turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underwear.
34. Your ordinary name has affected so many emotions.
35, a person is used to it, a person is lonely, a person is lonely, it is time to spend Tanabata alone.
You are so ugly, don't be afraid of disfigurement, because your disfigurement equals plastic surgery.
Don't be sad when your friends ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.
38. Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.
39. Last second, I meant it. It was you. This second, you are serious, but the object is not me.
40. It's been a long time, and I almost forgot that I'm a person now.
4 1, learn to be calm, and the sadness will not be so obvious.
There are always seven or eight days a week when I don't want to go to school.
Don't dispute with shameless people, it will lower your grade.
44. There is a tacit understanding that I ignore you and you don't talk to me.
45. Get used to it when you are bored.
I never thought I loved you so much.
47. If you call me a sissy again, I will ignore you!
48. A woman can only be a girl for a few years, and a man can be an uncle for a long time.
49. How about going our separate ways? Don't forget that the earth is round.
50, I have 200 million, one is memory and the other is amnesia.
5 1, I have old memories that you can't take away.