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The signature copy of the circle of friends is funny.
1. If you feel sick, don't look it up online. Make a will every time you finish it.

2. What do you mean I play wild game? I won't delete the game, I will only delete you.

3. Be a mature adult, put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and autumn trousers into socks.

Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I have not played well and want to quarrel.

My parents really think I'm lazy and don't want to go out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people.

6. If the sea can take away my sadness, then a tsunami will take away all my boring fools.

7. If I am 18 years old, I can say quietly that I like you very much. If I am 28 years old, I can tell you loudly that I love you very much. Unfortunately, I'm only five years old. I can't give you anything. I have to go to kindergarten.

8. Don't envy that we didn't have homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

9. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

10. Everyone who says "good night" to bed is often still showing off in an ostentatious manner half an hour later.

1 1. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

12. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

13. As long as you work very hard, one day you will find that you can never close the gap with the rich.

14. Life is like running on a treadmill. You are so tired that you vomit blood, but in the eyes of others, you still stand still.

15. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one discourages the barbecues and desserts all over the street. If you can't help but enter one casually, you will gain several pounds.

16. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.

17. Today, when Xiao Ming came home, he bowed his head and said to his father: The teacher said that I am fish begins to stink at the head, like father, like son. Xiao Ming's father slapped him and scolded: Did you lift the skirt of a female classmate?

18. I only admire three people, one is, the other is, the other is Ning, the other is a demon and the other is a ghost.

19. "I am a prodigal son, used to wandering, and I have been waiting for someone who can let me put down my backpack. I think you are the one I was meant to be. " "Cut the crap, the big bags and small bags have passed the security check, and hurry."

20. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.