Personalized QQ signature is unique and fast, .......... speed.

Let's take a look at Baidu, and there are many more, to give a few examples:

1. A tree will die if it is not skinned. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2. Do everything, do everything.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life.

4. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales.

6. Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play the bad ones well.

Appeared at the age of 7.0, and 10 is improving every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

8. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed; When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

9. Stand higher and pee farther.

10. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

1 1. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, and send them all to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

12. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

13. You can't have both.

14. The expert looks at the door, while the layman looks at the sidewalk.

15. There are no roadside wildflowers, step on them!

16. I met a MM signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

17. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

18. I met an old Shaanxi signature: ugly women are more troublesome, and black buns eat more food.

19. I met a writer's signature: it may seem so, but it may not.

20. I met a lover's signature: I can keep my word, and the person I like has to change every day.

2 1. midnight 12 logout! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

22. Hello, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to repair it?

23. I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, Chinese Academy of Sciences, and I have lost the Nobel Prize for a long time and won the Oscar Award for Lifetime Stealth. ...

24. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

Don't worry, I have no appetite when I see you, let alone sexual desire!

26. Although sleeping naked, plug and play. ...

27. Split up-do you want a piece of the action?

28. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So we spent the night.

29. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new Nokia mobile phone.

30. If the morning comes later, I think I will like it.

3 1. I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

32. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

33. Buddha said, "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you can only get through once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

35. I am an actor, and my eyes turn at the sight of beautiful mm. ...

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

37. I want to puppy love, but it's too late ...

38. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

40. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok? (recommended by Aini)

4 1. How far is it forever? Get out, boy!

42. Rogues are not terrible, but afraid of being educated.

43. Please respect yourself, guest officer. Little girls only sell themselves, not entertainers.

44. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

45. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!