1. If you become the sky, I will become a cloud and follow you forever.

2. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

3. I am not crazy, I just have never been normal.

4. It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

5. Go to work with a great attitude, get paid after a month and leave with an SB attitude. One more thing, I will definitely work hard.

6. Superman and I are different. Superman flies in parallel lines, but I fly in parabolas.

7. Some habits cannot be changed no matter what.

8. I don’t need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel that I am the only one.

9. There is a person you have watched all your life, but ignored all your life. You take one look at some people and it affects your whole life.

10. Girlfriend: Look at other people’s boyfriends! They all eat leftover food from their girlfriends! ! ! Boyfriend: You leave some for me.

11. Emotions are always sad, just like you.

12. There are many heartless people in the world, but there are even more boring people.

13. Shooting stars that are too late to make wishes are in vain in the United States.

14. The best way to eliminate advertising is to smash the TV and computer.

15. I will use my results to prove how much fun I have had in the past two months.

16. Li Jian is so charming. Some people say he is not good, but in my heart he is the best and unique, my male god Li Jian!

17. Every After receiving the new books at the beginning of the first semester, I felt like I was having my own private signing party.

18. Staring at you quietly in the vast sea of ??people

19. There is a sun in the sky, you are in the water, and you have been playing doggy style all day.

20. No matter how many years come and go, the space formed by singing still protects the face of the person who has never changed and a huge hatred that has never ended.

21. Happiness is blowing bubbles, reflecting our beauty

22. Being by your side all the time is the most beautiful paradise.

23. A woman who is redder than red diamonds falls in love with a man who is more yellow than yellow diamonds. Finally, a mistress who was greener than a green diamond came along and gave birth to a son named Member.

24. The most romantic thing is holding you with your left hand and writing love with your right hand.

25. When you are sad, don’t think about seven or eight, think about one, two, three, four, five, six or nine.

26. The sunshine will meet me and kiss me next season.

27. Wandering in the world, no longer making everlasting promises to anyone.

28. La la la la la la, I am a little expert in selling newspapers, and I have made another 1 yuan:

29. Throw your self-esteem into the corner, take out all the good things, You remain silent.

30. Memories are beautiful, but very sad; memories are just memories that cannot be brought back to the past.

31. The more people I get to know, the more I love animals.

32. I made an appointment with my classmates. On the evening of the 30th, I watched the Spring Festival Gala and burned my winter vacation homework to keep warm. .

33. You say you are lonely, but I think you are just too bored.

34. Count the long streams of water that have accompanied you through, and interpret the eternity that belongs to us.

35. My many years of education at Tsinghua University have shaped my cultural taste today: setting up a street stall in front of Tsinghua University

36. I am most afraid of death, and I am also afraid of taking medicine when I get sick. , and even more afraid of dying suddenly while taking medicine

37. It is said that he weighs less than 100, and is either flat-chested or short.

38. ldquo;I dreamed about my boyfriend. Dreams are the other way around. You mean my boyfriend dreamed about me?

39. Later, I finally understood the most precious thing Feelings never have to be held in the palm of your hand.

40. A gangster is a kind of temperament; an old gangster is a belief.

41. Why do girls care so much about each other? After all, they will all dance together in a few decades.

42. I spent my youth in secret love because I don’t want to be with you.

43. My current state is: I can’t study, I can’t have fun, I can’t sleep well.

44. The pain of separation and disappointment can no longer be heard.

45. When I went home, I put my homework in my schoolbag, and then the schoolbag strap broke!

46. See a world from a grain of sand, see a paradise from a wild flower.

47. When I went home, I put my homework in my schoolbag, and then the schoolbag strap broke!

48. No one understands the confusion printed in my eyes

49. I will kill anyone who stops me from loving you until corpses litter the fields and blood stains the world, and there is no one to object.

50. The crowd looked for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, the man didn't move from the same place.

51. The sun will go down and it will still come up tomorrow morning. I will still be as handsome next year if I tan.

52. All a woman needs is true love. Why make them so complicated?

53. It’s just unrequited love that blooms in dreams.

54. People at my level are very reluctant to take the train: I often ride a three-wheeler to sell Tianjin cannabis flowers. It is only my fault for abandoning you and your fault for ignoring me.

55. I knocked on the table wildly during class, and the teacher said to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong

56. A piece of flower petal, a love letter, a heart-warming word, A pair of hands that you hold.

57. Many people waste their lives waiting for opportunities that match their wishes. .

58. I watch sleeping pills of different flavors walking around on the podium every day.

59. "Husband, you are so handsome today. What nonsense, you don't even know what kind of person your husband is." A piece of green sand dune

61. After we broke up, when I think about the money my girlfriend owes me, I can wake up crying in my dreams!

62. Tell me to get out, get out. Call me back, sorry, get away.

63. If you ignore me online, I will give you euthanasia

64. The longer I get along with you, the more I like to joke.

65. It’s not that I don’t like you, but I don’t want you to be covered in wounds and think about another person.

66. Question: Describe your appearance in four words! Answer: Just don’t mention it.

67. Men are arrogant and look down on women, which also comes out of women’s bellies

68. “Lend me a pen, old rules, Zhang Jie is simply a male god. He is tall, handsome and trendy, sings super well and is filial. He is definitely a good man. . . .

69. Thank you for comforting me when I am sad. Sad Personalized Signature

70. What will hurt you the most when a person you love deeply is not leaving you, but letting his shadow appear on all the people you fall in love with in the future.

71. In my spare time, I like to study history, especially the history of the Qing Dynasty: I am a loyal fan of "The Legend of Zhen Huan"

72. "Kneel down and slap your mouth" This is a palace drama! " Kneel down and open your mouth” and the play changed.

73. Your current attitude determines whether you will be a figure or a waste ten years from now.

74. You are stupid. You can live a simple life, but you have to hang out with me

75. Sorry, I have a secret crush again

76 , forgive my indifference to the world, I always thought that I could just sit back and wait for the person I love, the person I love loves me.

77. You are very powerful. There are only two things you can’t do: this or that.

78. Different dreams, the same bloom.

79. I am not a cash machine. My balance this month is 0? !

80. Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is exciting.

81. It was raining. I stood in front of the window and watched the rain. It hurt me so much.

82. I can love you heartbrokenly, or I can leave simply!

83. My charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

84. On the train leading to a good time, everything I meet is as beautiful as ever

85. The snow in winter whitens your and my world.

86. My wings are burned by a drop of tear and I cannot fly to heaven.

87. If you don’t hit the wall, don’t look back. If you hit the wall, you will be pushed away by everyone.

88. Thinking about the memories of the past, savoring the sadness of the present, and remembering the ups and downs of the future.

89. I envy two kinds of girls: one is good at playing games, and the other is bad at playing games but knows how to act coquettishly. I am stuck in the middle, the one who is bad at playing games but can’t act coquettishly, but I curse a lot. 6

90. I won’t say anything to you because of your stupidity.