Selected signatures of narcissism:
1) Strong signal makes China strong, and slow network speed makes the world chaotic.
2) I always thought you were blind, only to find that you have no eyes at all.
3) It is said that you will die every holiday, and a large number of brain cells want to know what your homework is.
4) Ignore me and leave me alone.
5) "You have changed and become less simple. ? I said to my homework.
6) Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.
7) I don't want you to be liked by too many people.
8) Say no and be honest.
9) He used to be the king, but then the keyboard broke and the network cable was broken.
10) I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
Complete works of narcissistic signatures:
1) In order to do what you like in the future, do what you don't like now.
2) According to my analysis of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.
3) If you don't study hard, the wall knocked by others is the brick you moved.
4) Just now, a man reached out and stopped the car. I couldn't help but give him a high five when I rode by.
5) I hate this kind of good temper, and finally I get used to a bunch of bad habits around me!
6) In a group of people whose minds are only learning, you like someone as a joke or as a reason to be excluded.
7) Nowadays, single people are either schoolmasters or have higher values.
8) It is said that people who can't sleep at night are awake in other people's dreams.
9) It was the opening of the idol drama that became the plot of the spy war drama.
10) My English name is Shuaide? Don't don't.
1 1) My mother asked me why I didn't clean the room. I am a beauty in a messy room.
12) ? How did you get the scar on your face? By the way, my mother had a caesarean section that year.
13) I warn you not to giggle at me when I am angry. If you laugh, I will laugh with you, which makes me lose face.
14) What is more difficult than eight years of resistance? Nine years compulsory education!
15) I want to use the same toothpaste as you, so that your mouth will smell like kissing you.
16) I have eaten pumpkin, wax gourd and watermelon, but I have never eaten north melon. Who will plant one for me?
17) Miss you. But I won't take the initiative to find you, because I am cool! Who knew you were cooler? I didn't come to you, and you didn't come to me, grass mud horse.
18) Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.
19) If you spend more time, there is someone you really love in your heart.
20) After that, we will also become strong, so good girls should not worry and panic when facing the light.
2 1) You look great. What's the use of eggs besides being my object?
22) Is one red bean and two or three light wines enough for four or five years?
23) I just want to be number one on the list when I come out at the age of 23.
24) The temper is getting better and better, and people are getting better and better.
25) Leaving the heart is the king of the battlefield.
26) If the possessiveness is mine, it will be clean; if it is not mine, it will be gone.
27) Why don't I have a handsome deskmate and my deskmate does?
I was born a vagabond. For example, I don't use paddles when rowing, but I rely on waves.
29) Smoke the hottest cigarettes, drink the strongest wine and fuck the person you love the most.
30) The death of the emperor is called death, the death of civilians is called death, and the death of the heartbroken is called oh yeah.
3 1) When I am old, I just hope to have your company.
32) No matter how much time you have, there is someone you really love in your heart.
33) After that, we will also become strong, so good girls should not worry and panic when facing the light.
34) You look great. What's the use of eggs besides being my object?
35) Is one red bean and two or three light wines enough for four or five years?
36) I just want to be number one on the list when I come out at the age of 36.
37) The temper is getting better and better, and people are getting better and better.
38) Leaving the heart is the king of the battlefield.
39) If the possessiveness is mine, it will be clean; if it is not mine, it will be gone.
40) Why don't I have a handsome deskmate and my deskmate does?
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