1, I know someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes. Wait, I have a lot of jokes.

2. I have been staying up late recently, and my liver seems to be not very good. Can everyone call me little darling?

3. I am a glass cleaner in a circle of friends, so I am in a circle of friends every day.

4, the status quo of many people: they have not even talked about a serious love, and they are urged to get married.

You are only in your twenties, so it is normal not to meet the person you like. You will find that you probably won't meet them in the future.

Today, I take this good day to announce that my relationship with Eddie Peng Yuyan Rosa has been confirmed. I'm sure this is him, and he's sure it's not me.

7. Happy Valentine's Day. I hope I can tell you this sentence many times.

8. No day needs to be given special meaning. I have always loved you, and I don't need to show my heart at a certain node.

9. I used to be a very emotional person, but now I have lost my feelings, only to find that I am just a very heavy person!

10. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick person was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

1 1. I was eating puffs and accidentally dropped them and squashed them. Then my mother said I couldn't eat. I said why, and she said it was because they were flat puffs.