Humorous copywriting for Chinese Valentine's Day (selected 60 sentences)

In study, work and even life, when it comes to copywriting, everyone must be familiar with it. Copywriting is concise and meaningful. Distinctive characteristics. Do you know what kind of copywriting can be called a classic? The following is the humorous copywriting for Chinese Valentine's Day (selected 60 sentences) that I compiled for everyone. It is for reference only. Let's take a look.

Humorous Chinese Valentine’s Day copywriting 1

1. It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

2. Who will accompany me on Valentine’s Day? It seems that the only one left is my shadow.

3. Chinese Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person you like is spending Chinese Valentine’s Day with someone else.

4. I waited for Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I didn’t wait for you, the one I love.

5. Valentine’s Day is still the same as before, let’s talk about it when we’re drunk. When you wake up, Valentine's Day is over.

6. Everyone talks about being single, but when they see a couple, they still remain silent.

7. It’s easy to fall in love with someone, but it’s so difficult to stay together. Officially join the ranks of single aristocrats on Chinese Valentine's Day.

8. Chinese Valentine’s Day is for breaking up, and April Fool’s Day is for confessing.

9. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. Those who have a partner should be optimistic about the partner, and those who don't have a partner should prepare gasoline.

10. It’s Valentine’s Day, and I wish all my girlfriends who have girlfriends a happy birthday.

11. Valentine’s Day is here, and all the couples on the street are holding hands, but I can only hold my left hand and my right hand.

12. Every now is our memory in the future.

13. Everyone says that I am single, which is really funny. Aren’t we all the same? Who can have twins? Even Nezha, with three heads and six arms, is just one body!

14. This Chinese Valentine’s Day, we will not accept gifts, only boyfriends will receive gifts.

15. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon, I will spend it alone with my thoughts of you.

16. Really, let the post-00s celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day. Old people like us will have to wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

17. If I am single on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will bet 50 bottles of Wangzai.

18. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, it’s a clear and calm day alone.

19. Stop asking me if I have a boyfriend. It is against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals.

20. Seven is an odd number, so you have to make up an even number.

21. Every Valentine’s Day is a pain for a single person.

22. There have been violent storms, thunder and lightning in the past few days. Citizens, please do not panic, because in the Qixi Festival state, there are too many men swearing, so the continuous lightning strikes are purely normal.

23. Friends who don’t have a date on Chinese Valentine’s Day, let’s set up a stall to sell dog food together.

24. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else on Chinese Valentine's Day, you will still have a sense of participation.

25. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the fact that you spend Chinese Valentine’s Day with your lover, while I drink Qixi alone at home.

26. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: Let’s break up!

27. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, go to a nearby coffee shop for a cup of cappuccino and reminisce about the taste of first love.

28. Some people say that Valentine’s Day is April Fool’s Day, because they always say false love words, but April Fool’s Day is Valentine’s Day, because there will be people who use this April Fool’s Day to tell you the truth.

29. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I stayed at home and played with each other all day long. I clicked the mouse and clicked out one pair, one pair, and another pair.

30. Thank you for your constant company, and I also like the gift you gave me.

31. Chinese Valentine’s Day is Valentine’s Day. Single only invisible!

32. Let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year’s Day alone, let me spend Valentine’s Day alone, and if you have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

33. I finally know the reason why I am single. I don’t know who I like or not, and I don’t know who likes me.

34. If anyone shows affection in front of me on Valentine’s Day, I will take a photo. When you get married and it’s not that person, I will put the photo in a red envelope and send it to you!

35. Standing on the other side of longing, the distance within your reach is as far away as the Pacific Ocean.

36. On Valentine’s Day, I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine’s Day if you get mouth ulcers when you kiss, if you are allergic to pollen when you send flowers, if you hold hands and get electrocuted immediately, if the candlelight dinner table catches fire, if you get bitten by a snake while playing in the field, if you watch a movie or the theater explodes, Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

37. I received the duck as a gift for the Chinese Valentine’s Day, and I am also a happy duck today.

38. If nothing else happens, this Chinese Valentine's Day has nothing to do with you.

39. I don’t want anything for Chinese Valentine’s Day, as long as you say to me, “I will cover all your Valentine’s Day from now on.”

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40. Put on your headphones, this Chinese Valentine’s Day has nothing to do with me. Humorous copywriting for Chinese Valentine’s Day 2

1. Every year during Chinese Valentine’s Day, you all celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I Drinking Qixi.

2. Valentine’s Day will be here in a few days. The whole world smells of love, but I am different. I smell like a single person.

< p>　3. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Chinese Valentine's Day. Isn't it a person? Is it a dog? Now that I think about it, it's true.

4. Don't be stupid if you say that you are renting yourself out on Chinese Valentine's Day. Okay? Usually no one wants it for free, but now it’s paid. 5. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

6. What do you want to give me on Chinese Valentine's Day? I'll send you thousands of miles away. 7. If someone asks me, how do I plan to spend this Valentine's Day? Of course I just laugh it off!

8. Asking what the Chinese Valentine's Day is like in the world would make people torture singles to death.

9. Someone asked me to celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day. I decisively refused. I have to enjoy solitude on this day. It looks different.

10. Please let it rain, the heavier it is, so that we can enjoy the Chinese Valentine’s Day!

11. My sister spends the Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, holding chocolates and shopping. Main Street.

12. If nothing else happens, this Chinese Valentine’s Day has nothing to do with you.

13. I’m not afraid of the Chinese Valentine’s Day myself. If I spend it alone, I’m afraid the person I like will spend it with someone else.

14. Don’t post chocolate and flower gifts on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Post them to your boyfriend and see if there are any similar ones.

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15. Do you want to make a mistake and regret it for eternity?

16. On Chinese Valentine's Day, you will hire two children. When you meet a boy, you will call him dad, and when he meets a girl, he will call him mom. , a pair can be separated.

17. Really, let the post-00s celebrate the Chinese Valentine’s Day. Old people like us will wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

18. Chinese Valentine’s Day lovers. On Valentine's Day, I hope I can see my name on your signature, okay?

19. My friend asked me how I would celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day. I said lightly, "Slightly." "Passed"!

20. Valentine's Day is coming, friends are welcome to ask me to be a light bulb and take care of the food. I will shut up when I should shut up and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.