2. "Oh, come here. Let me hold you.

3. When choosing pineapple, just shake Spongebob and snail.

4. Others play mobile phones. From surfing the Internet to sleeping, you play mobile phones from morning till night.

5. Life began to make milk tea with my little pearl.

6. I am a cool person. I was much tougher than you when I turned and left.

7. Hi, I'm Corn. If you mess with me, I am popcorn.

8. I went to the universe and then came back to get you the stars.

9. I know you like me, but I can't find evidence.

10, do you know why you are so sleepy at school? Because school is the starting point of dreams.

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1 1, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

12, if you are not happy to go to the supermarket, you will hear a lot of good news.

13. Have a happy life and store ten tons of love.

Do you like small animals? Of course I like it. How much do you like it? what do you have to say? Every meal.

15, if you care too much about other people's opinions, then your life will become breathless. You must pick up all their farts.

16, always young, always kind, always crying.

17. Use a six-digit password to protect the two-digit balance.

18, interesting soul, beautiful appearance = shameless me.

Do you want to blow my stomach? I want to have a midnight snack.

20. A person's personality will affect his fate more or less, although we are unwilling to accept this fact.

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2 1, I am me. I am different. If I feel uncomfortable, I will stand aside.

22. You must be strong enough to be unloved and unloved, but you still need to be loved.

I eat roundly, so no one will look down on me.

I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

25, there is no * * * with the goal, there is no * * with the cause to cooperate, you hate me, I may not like you.

26. The quilt is too light to hold your heart.

27. If sweet love doesn't suit me, then the original taste will be gone.

28. Don't care about things that you can't change; If you can't get love, just let it go.

29, lovely age, I am a sinner.

There are so many smart people in the world, but you are the best among them.

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3 1, I hope all the regrets this year will pave the way for the surprise next year.

32. You really disappoint me. I haven't given you a chance yet.

33. The secret of staying young is to lie about your age.

34. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil! It is difficult for rich people to have money.

As someone who has experienced this situation, my advice to young people is: don't come.

Don't think that tanning can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Many people advised me to get married, as if I didn't want to get married at all.

38. I liked the sea and you liked the waves that year. At that time, you remember, if the waves can't turn back, I will never wait for the dog.

Even if I am not a butcher, I can tell the difference between mutton soup and pork soup.

40. The best feeling between two people is that they don't like each other on the surface, but they will never dislike each other in their hearts.

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4 1, skipping classes is a carnival for one person, and attending classes is the loneliness of a group of people.

42. I am a medical student. When I say you are ill, you are ill.

43. Good-looking collarbones are all the same, and interesting stomachs bounce back and forth.

I hope to win a heart so that I won't be blind all the time.

45. Everything that can't twist the bottle cap is packed. Ask her to open a courier if you don't believe me.

46. Running to the person you like is like running to the canteen.

If I hadn't met a self-styled hairdresser, I would have found the other half.

48. Why try? You are working so hard now, no one dares to turn Gan Kun around when you do it yourself.

49. I just patted my wallet. It's nothing, just hope it will swell up.

50. Don't grovel or pester. It's really cool not to love someone's looks.