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Humorous comments on receiving bonuses
1, I think people should do something when they are alive. Although I have never had a pencil since I was a child, I have never had an eraser since I grew up. To this day, I am still a small grain of sand in society, but this does not affect my extravagant hopes of having lofty ideals and tickets. I still believe that I can't get this award without my countless efforts day and night. Therefore, as long as everyone is like me, read magazines every day and often go to forums. If you want to say something, you can say it, and if you don't want to say it, you can hold it for a while. They have nothing to do but drink a little wine and have some fun, and they will be sad if they sing something. I believe that in the near future, you will stand on this supreme throne like me.

I want to tell you loudly here that from kindergarten to primary school, from primary school to middle school, from middle school to university, from university to now, this is the most lasting, sublime and authoritative honor I have ever won. Yesterday, just yesterday, I was very excited to emphasize that radio stations and major media should keep a low profile.

3. But just as I got off work and stepped on the 99 1 bus, fans screaming for autographs gave me several hugs, and even some crazy mm stepped on my back regardless of the occasion. Although the strength is a little stronger, it is a love for me after all. I endured it with tears. Finally, I couldn't help it. I looked up and saw a 200-kg mm stepping on my finger and printing in her notebook. People say it's easy to be a celebrity.

I finally came here today and stood in front of this podium. I want to thank the organizing committee of HC Forum, HC Media, HC Magazine and the host of Xiaoqi for organizing this meaningful and valuable essay contest. I also want to thank the administrator of the forum and every moderator. Without your efforts, there would be no place for me on the homepage today. I also want to thank my teachers, primary school students, middle school students and kindergarten students. I would also like to thank my parents, my motherland, the Great Wall in Wan Li, the flowing Yangtze River, Guan Yu for buying me outdoor fitness equipment-seven-star plum blossom piles for practicing martial arts, and Zhang Fei for buying me aluminum alloy doors when he was too lazy to practice martial arts. Although I know that HC's forum is like the sea, it will be swallowed up if it is unstable, but I still want to stand, stand, stand again, and stand longer and longer.

5. Say that finish, everyone applauds. Thank you for your patience with my incoherent speech. See you next time.

6. Do you want to ask the audience if they are tired? When the audience is tired, I will be tired. I persisted for several years. In fact, it is not easy to be an actor, and it is even harder for the audience to insist on watching. You can't stay on the ground every year. You have to wait and see when you finish.

I hope a group of older people like us can leave here one day earlier and let some new people stand on this stage. We will bless them. Say a word of comfort. It is a lifetime honor to stand on this stage for such a long time at the happiest time.

We should respect this place and this time. When I walked from the countryside step by step to today, I felt a little satisfied. The gains in the future are simply too great. I will always be loyal to the audience and my harvest.

9. Always maintain a good psychological quality. The black-faced woman, old and thin, with numb legs, wearing miniskirts, slippers and onychomycosis, fully demonstrated the new look of blindness and self-confidence in the 1980s. Fat, pockmarked woman, with rich buttocks, lace blouse, fake goods and Yang Jing dialect, completely subverted Shanghai's xenophobia theory with her superior experience, once again verified the theory that all rivers run into the sea and foreign nuns love to recite scriptures, and became the spokesperson of the times in one fell swoop, encouraging more straw bags to stand up bravely.

10, we must adhere to the primary quality of lying and never telling the truth. Tell a lie that is more true than the truth. Speak harshly to the next, speak well to the upper, talk nonsense at the meeting and make a statement. In short, never tell the truth.