1. Meijia: Wait a minute. Say yes first. Who is five?

2. Meijia: No! It is a hybrid of two organisms.

3. Meijia: What medicine did you give Guangu?

4. Meijia: You are getting your own man back!

5. Meijia: kidney calculi is a minor illness. It hurts like hell.

6. Meijia: What's the big deal? My family name is Chen, too.

7. Chen Meijia: Foreplay is just a cloud, and the climax is the key.

8. Chen Meijia: I hate books when they are used, so I have to cram for them temporarily.

9. Meijia: You are jealous! Wan Yu: I am jealous.

1. Meijia: Find someone you know and care about

11. Meijia: Know whether she likes sweet food or spicy food.

12. Meijia: I know which finger she uses when playing with her mobile phone.

13. Meijia: What's the matter? Wan Yu is making great efforts!

14. Meijia: If you have a caesarean section, I will. I'm going to wipe the floor again.

15. Meijia: I know what magazines she likes to read when she goes to the toilet.

16. Meijia: Of course ~ Nobody talks to me anymore.

17. Meijia: One of the eleven slaps was knocked out, and there were twelve left.

18. Meijia: Foreplay is a cloud, and the climax is the key.

19. Meijia: What are you trying to say?

2. Meijia: Please don't lose your memory at this moment!

21. Meijia: Go to Baidu Google.

22. Chen Meijia: My salty soda tastes delicious.

23. Meijia: Mr. Yang Erche Taro.

24. Meijia: I will kill you with a mouthful of salted soda.

25. Meijia: Let's say yes first, who is five.

26. Meijia: Hey? I haven't closed my eyes yet, so it's getting dark.

27. Meijia: Of course, nobody talks to me anymore.

28. Meijia: Knowing that she eats bananas, she will peel them into several pieces.

29. Meijia: Roll as fast as the speed of light.

3. Meijia: This Pepe's head was hit by the bedside table!

31. Meijia: Let's meet again after such a long separation. I have a gift for you.

32. Meijia: If you think about it carefully, you have changed a long time ago!

33. Meijia: Come on, you are secretly protecting your beloved woman!

34. Meijia: The animal trainer he led was eaten by a lion, and he is dealing with the aftermath.

35. Meijia: You asked me, and I asked you! You are the only man in this room!

36. Chen Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you. In fact, the world has no time to talk to you.

37. Meijia: Remember, kiss her more, and don't let her tears fall to the ground.

38. Meijia: Europe for two, oh, I have already seen Hawaii!

39. Chen Meijia: The animal trainer he led was eaten by a lion, and he is dealing with the funeral.

4. Meijia: My period came to see me early, and now my waist is very sore and my stomach is very uncomfortable.

41. Meijia: Of course! It has a hard shell and six legs, just like a cockroach!

42. Meijia: It's not difficult. Why don't you just find a place to print the banknotes?

43. Meijia: Zhang Wei crossed to the Qing Dynasty to rob the emperor of women, which was enough. It was so exciting!

44. Meijia: Of course, you are so important to me. How could I forget you?

45. Meijia: How did you get together? Just four words. What four words? None of your business.

46. Meijia: Your arms are powerful, your chest is vast and your skin is invulnerable.

47. Meijia: Then you don't need an umbrella in rainy days. Eh, will this grow mushrooms? .

48. Meijia: Let me calculate. 17 gets 7, 2748, 38 Women's Day.

49. Meijia: I haven't heard of the old saying, but those who only know how to count money will eventually have no money to count.

5. Meijia: Ceng Laoshi, do you have a toilet in the kitchen or a stove in the toilet?

51. Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.

52. Meijia: Remember, take good care of Xiaobu, otherwise, I will take a sip of salted soda.

53. Meijia: I know you, and I don't want to push you. I know that you are not bad in nature, but you are just afraid.

54. Meijia: I caught a cold, and that aunt came to see me early!

55. Meijia: Classmate, don't be angry, or let's make a change and eat a cake before we go, dear!

56. Meijia: After our research and certification, it is a cockroach mouse!

57. Meijia: Find someone who will be jealous of you, and even if he is angry, he will cook for you and forgive your mistakes.

58. Chen Meijia: Love has come quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other.

59. Meijia: 17 gets 7, 2748, Women's Day on March 8th, Labor Day on May 1st, Children's Day on June 1st

6. Meijia: I used to be harassed by people on the Internet, but later I found out what user name was very important. A complete collection of ipartment's quotations

1. Guangu: There is no time to clear the grave, so that your coffin can recruit people. "Love Apartment 3"

2. Zi Qiao: The younger sister is an adult wife, but the green hat stays in her heart. Love Apartment 2

3. Xiaoxian: Look, a good man is him, and he is my father. "Love Apartment 3"

4. Ceng Xiaoxian: What a lone star in Dreadwind, who was stood up for his second marriage. Ipartment 4

5. Meijia: This Pepe's head was hit by the bedside table! "Love Apartment 3"

6. Meijia: Foreplay is all clouds, and climax is the key. Love Apartment 3

7. Yifei: You are a simpleton! The world is bigger than what you lack. Ipartment 1

8. Lisa: Have you heard? The traffic jam on XX Highway is like sausage now! Ipartment 1

9. Yifei: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction. Wear a safety helmet. Love Apartment 2?

1. Zi Qiao: Eighty percent played Song Bingjia, cannon fodder B, rogue C and bandit D .. "Love Apartment 3"

11. Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is a cow. "Love Apartment 3"

12. Zhanbo: Once upon a time, there was a keeper named Harris. Later, he was killed by saint seiya, and it was over. "Love Apartment 3"

13. Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is superfluous. "ipartment 4"

14. Youyou: That is, if you want to cry, you can't cry, you can't escape, you want to die, but you can't bear it. "Love Apartment 3"

15. A big river has wide waves, and the wind blows rice and flowers on both sides. Ipartment 4

16. What's your status? At most, you have an ID card. "ipartment 4"

17. Xiaoxian: Confession is only the primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me. "Love Apartment 3"

18. Meijia: Did you press the toilet in the kitchen or put the stove in the toilet? "ipartment 1"

19. Meijia: I hate books when they are used, so I can only cram for them temporarily. "Love Apartment 3"

2. Chen Xiaohua: My heart has always left an acre of land for her. Love Apartment 3

21. It's normal to be lovelorn, and I often get divorced! Ipartment 1

22, Meijia: kidney calculi is a minor illness, and it hurts, which is really terrible. "Love Apartment 3"

23. Guangu: Stars can go to the wall, and you can go to the kang at most. "Love Apartment 3"

24. Youyou: You said it was just in case. What about the remaining 1999? "Love Apartment 3"

25. There are worms in the vegetables and barbed wire in the fans. Ipartment 4

26. Zhang Wei: I found that I was not only calm, but also hurt my eggs. Love Apartment 2

27. Lisa: I'm not a 36-year-old girl anymore. "Love Apartment 3"

28. Zi Qiao: If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single. Love Apartment 2

29. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha, ha, ha, Tian Shan Tong Mu! Love Apartment 3

3. Zi Qiao: Miss, were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? "ipartment 1"

31. Xiaoxian: Oh, I see, you are putting Bibi Shuang in the coffin and trying to save face. "Love Apartment 3"

32. Xiaoxian: Can you live in this city, and are you afraid that you can't survive in the wild? Love Apartment 2?

33. Zi Qiao: I'm afraid of you. I'm telling you, my major in college is extinction. Love Apartment 2

34. Yifei: Naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking! Love Apartment 3

35. Yifei: Are you a flower girl, Mulan or Hua Wuque? "Love Apartment 2"

36. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, it's dark on the moon and high at night, killing people and setting fire to the sky. Love apartment 3

37. Yifei: humiliate him, trample on him, trample on him. "Love Apartment 3"

38. Yifei: If I didn't need a whip, I would be the first to beat you to death, you filthy post-7s. Love Apartment 3

39. Yifei: Love is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go. Ipartment 4

4. Zhanbo: Once bitten by a snake, everywhere round me the singing of birds. Love Apartment 3

41. Yumo: I am allergic to time. The bluebirds have all flown away, so how can the jar stay? "Love Apartment 2"

42. Xiaoxian: You may not be able to satisfy everyone, because not all of them are people. Ipartment 1

43. Zi Qiao: You are a femme fatale. Wait, you are not a femme fatale, but a femme fatale. Ipartment 1

44. Yifei: I teach the Classic of Stone, which is simply nerve! "Love Apartment 3"

45. A salesman who doesn't want to be a nanny is not a good student. Ipartment 4

46. Yifei: Even if you can't create wealth, it's still possible to create some firewood. "Love Apartment 2"

47. Yifei: Now the price is different. My back is hard and I don't breathe. "Love Apartment 3"

48. Zi Qiao: Guan Guanluo dove, in the river continent, my fair lady, what'syouQQ? Ipartment 4

49. Lyrics: The next moment is the next forever. "Love Apartment 3"

5. Wan Yu: In a five fingers that can't see the night. Ipartment 1

51. Zi Qiao: I mean, you are called a beauty in the tunnel because there are no lights in the tunnel. "Love Apartment 3"

52. Zhanbo: She was very busy. She was busy and died. "Love Apartment 3"

53. Zhanbo: When I finally got to the gate, I found that the whole city had flown away. Ipartment 1

54. Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood. Love Apartment 3.

55. Life is really a live broadcast, with low ratings and low salary! "Love Apartment 2"

56. Guangu: Magic, magic is also magic inside, and there are only mosquitoes that can't be beaten at the gate. "Love Apartment 3"

57. Yifei: If the carpet is not long enough, reduce your red underpants to 5 meters. "ipartment 1"

58, Xiaolong people: There is no eternal first, only constant transcendence. "Love Apartment 3"

59. Xiaoxian: It turns out that all the customs and habits were invented by people who were bored with leisure? "Love Apartment 2"

6. Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must bring some green. Ipartment's wonderful quotations from Love Apartment 2

1. Are you still wise? You are a personal name!

2. This is not a turning point in life, but a fracture point.

3. If you want to live a good life, you must wear something green!

4. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

5. There are caterpillars in the vegetables and barbed wire in the vermicelli.

6. You take your overpass and I'll pass my underpass.

7. Ha ha ha! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!

8. Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has to die early or late.

9. Love without the purpose of marriage is playing hooligans.

1. Quarrel is bad behavior. Let's fight!

11. Left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom, right eye jumps, and chrysanthemums bloom.

12. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

13. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!

14. Don't worry! Master, the big brother will come to save us!

15. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, and there are sparks and lightning all the way.

16. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and is not sad!

17. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

18. Good dogs don't get in the way, but roadblocks get in the way.

19. What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.

2. God, I jumped into the sea in Japan and couldn't wash it.

21. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't we just fight?

22. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

23. There is no rehearsal in real life, but it is live broadcast.

24. I wanted to win glory for the boys, but now I'm really naked.

25. when I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

26. Spit is used to count money, not to be reasonable.

27. I never eat gum, and I can't swallow it.

28. Guan Gu: Dragon Dragon, you are two years behind, and you are two years behind forever.

29. I really want to photograph your face in size 42 with my size 38 shoes!

3. If an official doesn't make decisions for the people, it's better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.

31, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.

32. If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore.

33, please, such an old film, you archaeology!

34, life is born to live, and the rest are clouds.

35. If we agree, I have the final say. In case of disagreement, she has the final say.

36. Step on the banana peel and slip, and then step on it until it is rotten.

37. Opportunities rained down on me. But I avoided them one by one.

38. Moran: What's your seat? Zhang Wei: