1. Live great and die under flowers!

2. You can eat shit randomly, but don’t talk nonsense to me.

3. There is no question of forgetting or not, only whether or not.

4. No one can take away what belongs to me!

5. On my stage, you are no longer the protagonist.

6. Love is not a natural disaster, happiness is your own.

7. It is better to be in love than to be in love, and never fall in love because of loneliness.

8. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

9. Peeing while standing is nothing, you can poop while standing.

10. Whoever competes with the other should be more direct. If I am wrong, I will kneel down.

11. If you like it, have it. Don’t be afraid of the consequences.

12. It is better to be proud and lonely than humble love.

13. A girl’s nostalgia is always poetic, while a young woman’s nostalgia is always wet.

14. Keep half of the pot when defecating to avoid getting hungry quickly.

15. I have my own style, which you cannot imitate.

16. No matter how cheap my love is, you don’t deserve it anymore.

17. Those who do not have the courage to start are actually over.

18. Whether it is a human or a dog, whether it is an enemy or a friend, you will see for yourself over time.

19. You will always be my only one, I don’t want anyone else.

20. Life is unsatisfactory and earth-shattering.

21. Youth is like playing mahjong, you either shoot off or touch yourself.

22. Travel to China, I think it will work! I won’t pay to see if you can do it!

23. I am not glass or crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

24. Wash your proud bangs, you can get rid of 2 pounds of oil!

25. Men always like clean women, but they always make them dirty.

26. It is not difficult to make your hands wet during sex. What is difficult is that your quilt is wet.

27. Is there anything more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet?

28. If he loves you, there is no need to please him. If he doesn't love it, there's no need.

29. Please make it clear, it’s not that no one wants me, and it’s not that you don’t want me!

30. Don’t poop in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

31. What my brother calls is not loneliness, but spring; what my sister calls is not loneliness, but a bed.

32. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

33. I would rather create my own sadness than copy other people’s happiness.

34. The world today is really too chaotic. If you don’t accept it, just do it. It’s nothing more than begging for food.

35. Not being able to memorize a book is like being unable to poop, which makes me feel indescribable pain.

36. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

37. Do you know why the stool is sometimes watery? Because things are rare and valuable.

38. It’s really shameful for people to talk even when they eat and drink. I only do it when I’m shitting.

39. It feels like I am not going to school, but that the students are learning from me. It is simple and rough without condoms.

40. With the male god behind me, I originally wanted to look back and smile, but ended up laughing out loud.

41. More than 700 million acnes appear in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.

42. If you regard me as light as a feather, don’t expect that you will still be the mountain in my heart.

43. Brother, you are much thicker than dad. Well, my mother said the same thing.

44. Falling in love with someone is as easy as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

45. Women will scream when they see naked men, and men will whistle when they see naked women.

46. I don’t look at you, I’m afraid, because I saw the shit in your eyes yesterday.

47. Why bother to prove anything to unworthy people? Living a better life is for yourself.

48. A confident woman is not arrogant, self-confidence is belief, and only by believing can you be happy.

49. My current location: WC. Position: Squat. Face: Twitching. Status: In progress.

50. Don’t think that going to your space after a breakup is a sign of nostalgia. After I pooped, I still glanced at the toilet.

51. I would rather have the cruel reality destroy my ignorant ideals than the beauty that can only exist in a dream.

52. Every time I talk to you a lot, you will only answer, "Are you pooping all the time?"

53. I will be embarrassed to talk to men when buying sanitary napkins in the future. My friend told me what to do and said that I was buying clothes for my aunt.

54. Don’t think that going to your space after breaking up with you means you are nostalgic. I even glanced at the toilet after I pooped!

55. I had a dream about you. I was very sad. You were eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you didn’t listen and even beat me.

56. Who has no shit in life, and who does not use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, you must use your fingers!

57. When you are in a bad mood, you go to poop, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then rush down.

58. The old bitter vines are full of crows, the school cafeteria has increased prices, and the classmates are starving to death. The sun sets, Mom, I want to go home.

59. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that as a man, you cannot insert it everywhere like a USB flash drive, otherwise you will get a virus.

60. I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account when the years are gone.

61. I fell in love with a six-year-old little girl, which is really a sin. It's really a sin if you remove your likes.

62. Once when I was squatting on the ground and playing with something, my boyfriend slapped me from behind. Then I was frightened and farted loudly.

63. After taking a shower, he jogged and said to his wife on the bed: Sir, your sausage is here, take it away or eat it here. My wife said: Slice.

64. The area of ????the large intestine is about 300 square meters. Even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. I finally know what it means to be worse than shit.

65. If you dare to hurt my heart or my lungs, I will cripple your third leg and let your bird sleep forever.

66. A friend fell out of love after two years of dating and was heartbroken. I comforted him not to be sad. You have been sleeping with someone else’s wife for two years.

67. One student said: Teacher, I want to poop! Teacher: Speak in a civilized manner! The student was silent for a while and said: Teacher, my butt wants to vomit!

68. Our class wanted to rehearse Farewell My Concubine. I originally wanted to say this to a girl, I will play the king and you will play the concubine, but I mistakenly said: I will play the tortoise and you will play the concubine.

69. The day before yesterday, I was in the office with music playing on my computer. Suddenly I had a fart that was about to pass. I squeezed the fart into four along with the music. I found that everyone else in the office was looking at me. I thought he She was wearing headphones, and the sister next to her said: What a fart, let you talk about it in QQ space with heavy flavors

1. Boss, let’s have a bowl of Laotan pickled cabbage noodles.

2. I am not weird. Mine is a limited edition.

3. Whoever dares to touch him a foot, I will give him a foot in return.

4. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

5. In my world, it’s not your turn to dictate.

6. You do art and I do you. This is in-depth art.

7. If the love lasts for a long time, it is not too late to have sex later!

8. If you have it, cherish it, and if you give it up, don’t look back.

9. What poem should I write for you? Feed you some shit?

10. The aunt is a vampire, and the sanitary napkin is a vampire.

11. I am lonely, but I don’t need you to help me.

12. A woman can still live a wonderful life without a man.

13. Give me a fulcrum and I can pry your heart.

14. If the love lasts for a long time, it is not too late to have sex later!

15. The value of life is equal, and there is no distinction between high and low.

16. Don’t always be a scapegoat. If you have the ability, do it the other way around.

17. Will you die for me? I will feed you earwax

18. I would rather walk alone than have a woman feel sad.

19. You talk to me about grass and mud horses every day, and I tell you about grass and mud pigs!

20. You can never afford my love, it is not cheap.

21. Wash your proud bangs, you can shed 2 pounds of oil!

22. Is there anything more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet?

23. If I could shake hands with freedom, I would rather lose everything.

24. If you win, I will accompany you to rule the world; if you lose, I will accompany you to make a comeback.

25. Even if you are a piece of shit, you will encounter a dung beetle one day.

26. I have no time to participate in your past, but I will accompany you to the end.

27. Friends, I only care about quality, not quantity. What matters is my heart!

28. I have been suffering from dandruff for a year, just because you said you wanted to see a snowfall.

29. Instead of praying for a dull life, it is better to pray for a stronger life.

30. It’s too painful to have a crush on one person, so I had several crushes at the same time.

31. Not all men and women are equal, so why can’t I go to the women’s restroom?

32. Girl, when your hair reaches your waist, you won’t get shit on your hair when you go to the toilet.

33. Do you know why stool is sometimes watery? Because rare things are more valuable.

34. Tall means tall and is like a straw bag; short means short and can withstand being stepped on; thin means thin and has muscles.

35. Since you can’t go back to the past, don’t go back and re-program our idol dramas.

36. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will sooner or later have menstrual cramps.

37. I need to go to the toilet to calm down and eating shit will not solve the problem!

38. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

39. When you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

40. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a group of little monsters who are silently beaten.

41. When you get up early, is it because you pursue the toilet, or because you don’t want to stay in bed?

42. Use one sentence to describe the cold winter that makes you reluctant to lift the quilt to fart.

43. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

44. My back is so itchy, am I going to turn into a ghoul? Stop making trouble, but it’s time for you to take a shower

45. Do you know who the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history is? Correct answer: Auntie!

46. Women with oval-shaped faces can only take beauty sleep, while women with bun-shaped faces can only take sleep.

47. A man is always a child that will not grow up. Don’t expect him to be weaned before he is sixty years old.

48. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your name on your pants and fart you to death.

49. If you wear long hair that reaches my waist, you must tease it while squatting. If you don’t tease it while squatting, the ends of your hair will smell bad.

50. I feel like I am not going to school now, but learning from me, which is simple and rough without condoms!

51. How to say that you are constipated in a tactful way? I have a bad feeling

52. Every time I talk to you a lot, you will only answer um, Have you been pooping all this time?

53. Don’t believe me every time I say I will never pay attention to you again. Do I look like the kind of principled person?

54. Whenever I finish masturbating, I think in my mind: My child, it’s not that your father doesn’t want you, it’s that you don’t have a mother.

55. Who has no shit in life, and who doesn’t use paper for defecation? If you don’t use toilet paper, you must use your fingers!

56. I always see people who are showing off. Silently lowering his head, it's not that he has good qualities, but that he is looking for bricks.

57. From school uniforms to wedding dresses, how many beds have you rocked, from pink to purple and black, how many frictions have you experienced.

58. Raising your head 45 is just to prevent your nose from leaving, and lowering your head 45 is just to wipe your nose so that no one can see it.

59. Husband, I dropped my mobile phone in the toilet, please buy me Ai Crazy 6 Plus! Is this shit texting me?

60. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a boar a few days ago, and I thought it was pretty. .

61. Some people say that when women watch Korean dramas, they use a lot of toilet paper every year. In fact, when men watch Japanese dramas, it is not the same!

62. Little Sunflower’s mother’s class has started. Her child is always coughing. It’s probably because he doesn’t want to go to school. Just give him a good beating.

63. Teacher, please don’t just click on the student who lowers his head in class. Although he may be sleeping, he may also be picking his nose!

64. I farted in the elevator. I yelled that something was stuck, so everyone in the elevator sucked my fart clean.

65. When I like you, I think you are cute even if you eat shit; when I don’t like you, I think you are eating shit no matter what you do.

66. You have to know that no matter what troubles you encounter or what difficulties you encounter, you must tell me as soon as possible and I will like it as quickly as possible.

67. A fly father and a fly son are eating. The son: Dad, why do humans eat rice and we eat shit. Dad: Don’t use bad words while eating.

68. In an accident, a boy donated blood to his girlfriend. After the breakup, the boy asked for his blood to be returned. The girl threw the sanitary napkin in the boy's face: Here! I will pay you back in monthly installments!

69. A young man came to buy condoms. The boss was surprised and said: I want to give a gift to my girlfriend. The boss said: Do you want to wrap it up? He said: No, this is just for wrapping gifts.

70. I went to the toilet today and heard a burst of cheerful singing from the next door: La La La La, La La La La, I am a little expert at squatting. I forgot to bring paper so I squatted down and praised while doing it. , today’s portion was really big, and I had a lot of it in just a few seconds.

71. I suddenly want to fart while walking on the road. There happens to be a person riding a motorcycle next to me, so I want to take this opportunity to cover up the sound of my fart. Who knows that if I use too much force, the sound will be too loud, and the motorcyclist thinks that he is starting to fart. After catching it, I put it into gear and was about to leave, but I fell!

72. Female, I was squatting in the toilet today. An admirer called me and asked me what I was doing. I replied quickly: shitting. After saying this, both sides were silent for three seconds, and then he said: I'll wipe it. I was stunned and said: I don’t have to do it myself. A complete collection of heavy flavor stories and heavy flavor personalized signatures

1. Yesterday a friend said that he wanted to break up with me, but I didn't agree. After all, I didn't know what position it was.

2. Other people's wives would be angry, but my wife still wants to cheer me up. Other people’s children will buy toilet paper, but my children still buy toilet paper.

3. Three little white rabbits pooped together in the forest. Little White pooped a round poop, Little Black pooped a cylindrical poop, and Little Gray pooped a five-pointed star. Everyone was surprised and asked: Xiao Hui, Xiao Hui, you are so powerful, how can you pull out the five-pointed star? Xiao Hui said coyly: Hehehe, I squeezed it with my hands.

4. I didn’t like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

5． Everyone must be cautious when making friends, and try to make as many friends who drink well. Yesterday, a buddy called me after drinking too much and told me that he had a crush on me for a long time! Damn it, it turns out he is gay! The most annoying thing is that he forgot about it the next day, which made me happy all night in vain!

6. As a woman, is it so difficult to have a simple love like having sex at sunrise and resting at sunset?

7. My roommate had a cough in the morning, so I mistakenly gave him laxative medicine as cough medicine.

I came back at noon and asked my roommate if the medicine would work. Roommate: Taitema works. I cough and pull my pants, and I cough and pull my pants. Now I don’t even dare to cough.

8. Humans have 206 bones. The moment the wind blows up your skirt, I have 207.

9. A swimmer fell into a cesspit. He used various swimming skills such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly stroke, and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. Just when he was about to land, he suddenly kicked his legs and touched the wall, and turned around gracefully in the water. Swimmed back again.

10． When I was young, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When they grew up, it was just the opposite.

11. Brother, can I hang out with you? I think you are very social. Although I am very cowardly, I can stab people, especially women. I can stab her out of water.

12. Since ancient times, whoever has no shit in life has to poop early or late.

13. You keep farting loudly in the office, and your colleagues can't help but ask you if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shaking and shaking, and asked you what you were doing. You replied that I had set it to vibrate!

14. Some people are like this. They feel like a maggot and the whole world is a cesspool.

15. Ah, lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics, and water surrounding me, I suddenly felt. . . I feel like shit in the toilet.

16. God gave me ten delicate jade fingers, but I use them to pick my nose.

17. A couple was having a tryst in the park. The woman asked: Will you die for me? The man looked very embarrassed, and the woman continued to ask: If you are not willing to die for me, then you don't love me, let's break up. The man hesitated for a long time, and finally took out his ears and fed the earwax to her.

18. It's not difficult to make your hands wet when you masturbate. What's difficult is that your quilt is wet.

19. One brother suffered from constipation and couldn't defecate in the toilet for a long time. While he was trying his best, he saw another brother rush into the toilet like wind and entered the seat next to him. As soon as he entered, there was a really violent storm. The brother was envious. He said to that buddy: Bro, I envy you so much. The buddy said: Why are you envious? I haven’t taken off my pants yet!

20. For a lazy and yummy person like me, the only way to lose weight is to poop more.

21. I woke up early in the morning and saw my boyfriend playing with him. I went behind him and touched him provocatively, but he remained unmoved. I'm so angry, I squat down and flick his balls with my hands! Maybe he was in pain, so he got up and chased me, so I ran to the bed. This guy actually pushed me down, took off my pajamas, and flicked my balls! A collection of quotes about the heavy-flavored personalities in qq space

A talk about the heavy-flavored personalities in qq space:

1. The word "ambiguity" means, literally, "I miss you". But one pretends to have love, and the other pretends to have a future.

2. Love or not is right between the legs, it’s up to you.

3. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, open love is a style, and not being in love is a taste.

4. Bajie, don’t peek at your teacher’s online name.

5. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too small.

6. On the busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe sitting inside.

7. When I graduated from college, I looked back and realized that I had slept with a bunch of people of the same gender for so long.

8. Don’t make friends when you are brilliant, and don’t forget your friends when you are down!

9. Gay friends are friends who eat KFC together, and gay friends are friends who eat instant noodles together. The former focuses on communication, while the latter focuses on efficiency.

10. Damn it, I’ll ejaculate with just one kiss. The world is in a mess.

11. Do you know who the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history is? Correct answer: Auntie!

12. Why do cucumbers in Europe spread viruses? It’s not gonorrhea, no Syphilis, but E. coli. Who can tell me why?

13. Youth is a beautiful but cruel game. If you were my enemy, I would have killed you long ago.

14. People can’t do two things at the same time, stick out their tongues and gasp at the same time - can you?

15. Life is like masturbation, you have to rely on your own hands for everything.

16. People should remember what they have said, and what they owe must always be paid back.

17. The dogs behind you are of all breeds.

18. I will give you the heaviest stool gift since I have had feces. You will definitely eat a pound and eat more. If you feel that the stool volume is not enough, please help yourself!

19. But you said the odor on her body is body fragrance.

20. I hope that being your little train will never derail.

21. I plan to go to a poop-themed restaurant the day after tomorrow and eat the signature toilet, No. 5 ice cream, and poop fries.

22. Go to hell with all the fresh food! Heavy flavors are the way to go!

23. One person will become addicted after a long time, and two people will go to bed after a long time.

24. A person who I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me, and I suddenly no longer hate him, because I cannot hate a discerning person.

25. Ten thousand and one million are the same, because I don’t have either!

26. When I think of the long vacation and my deflated wallet, I always have A touch of sadness~~~~

27. Please don’t call sisters female hooligans in the future. We are Taoist men who remove membranes.

28. It is not difficult to make your hands wet during sex. What is difficult is that your quilt is wet.

29. Use durian to blow LZ chrysanthemums!

30. Some people say that men who treat women badly will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

31. When you meet someone who loves you, just accept it as soon as possible. After all, people with bad taste and heavy taste like him are about to become extinct!

32. It turns out that you It’s still the face of a prostitute, but the heart of a gentleman!

33. It turns out that online names can be so long.

34. Get up wherever you fall. If you fall again in the same place, I suspect there is a pit there. . .

35. Please keep your mouth clean. Do you need to ask your aunt to rinse your mouth? < /p>

2. Love is just one word, I only do it once.

3. The word "ambiguity" literally means "missing the sun". But one pretends to have love, and the other pretends to have a future.

4. Don’t blame your sister for being arrogant, blame the young man for your ignorance.

5. Don’t be afraid that your opponent will be strong, but be afraid that you will keep trembling.

6. Lingering without condoms only tastes good.

7. Keep half of it when defecating to avoid getting hungry quickly.

8. Put on the condom, it’s a new day.

9. I hope the woman you touch is rotting.

10. Jinyang Dan, full of energy during the day and lively at night, solves the unspeakable secrets of men.

11. Hold on to your smelly and throbbing dick.

12. With two traffic packages, I feel terrible if there is a lot of traffic. Even side leakage is not a problem.

13. Men will fall down when they see me. If you look at you again, men will run away when they see you.

14. Did you have fun with her, did you have sex with her, do you still remember me?

15. You said you are my friend, but in fact I know, animals Truly a friend of mankind.

16. Animals never wear clothes, but they never develop sexual interest because the opposite sex does not wear clothes.

17. Dye the sheets red just to show off your passion.

18. People are in the world. I can't help myself. You don’t curse. People scold you.

19. If you can hold another woman in your heart, then my bed can sleep another man...

20. If you think eating is the life of me All, that’s wrong! Also. . . Sleep!

21. Three sentences summarize the emotional drama of the Three Kingdoms: Soochow Wu loves Loli; Cao Wei controls married women; Shu and Han are all gay.

22. Although you are my Yulemei, the trash can is your final and true destination.

23. He doesn’t even let me go to physical education classes and doesn’t allow me to run. He makes me ask for leave every time. The reason is that he is afraid that men will see my breasts shaking when I run!

< p> 24. Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us: If rabbits don’t eat, they just eat grass beside their nests.

25. Why do my stools often contain blood? It’s because my husband loves me deeply. .

26. Sexy is not coquettish, cheating shows chastity.

27. Big breasts and no brains.

28. Once I sang: I am lonely and lonely~ He smiled and said: You sang it wrong, I should just touch my penis.

29. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just enough, but not too much.

30. The rejection that hurts a man the most is not that you are not worthy of me, but that you are not worthy of me.

31. As a girl who does not have the advantages of Sora Aoi + Maria Ozawa and others, is it considered wishful thinking to want to recruit a man who is a combination of Eason Chan + Nicholas Tse to spend her life?< /p>