1, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
2. Crowding in Beijing brings trouble to the capital. ...
3, the heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.
4. If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover for a day, I won't pass Grade 4!
5. I have a kind heart. Even if I step on an ant at ordinary times, I will recite the scriptures and Buddha. Chuangjian died and built a grave for him. I was even more afraid of being single and lonely after his death, so I stepped on dozens of ants to accompany him. It can be said that I have tried my best.
6. Live well, because we will die for a long time ...
7. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
8. Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people ...
9. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
10, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!
1 1. When I make a comeback.
12, q: "Is my avatar Niu B?" A: "I like it!"
13, let house prices rise even more violently!
14, who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?
15, or: Take other people's road and leave others with no choice.
16. After the graduation ceremony, a Tsinghua student got into a taxi and said excitedly, "Hello, I am a graduate of Tsinghua in 2002!" The driver said, "What a coincidence, I'm in the class of 66", so the old man selling sweet potatoes pointed to the road and said, "He wasn't liberated when he graduated!"
17, bleeding ... Will it hurt?
18, they said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.
19, be a person wandering between cow A and cow C.
20.JB is busy during the day and JB is busy at night.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am in front of you!
22. I also talked about love several times because of loneliness. Who knows that it is easy to be kicked after repeated battles and defeats!
23. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
24, 2 1 century, what is the most important-me!
The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by her side and know you'll never have her.
26. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
27. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
28. Fuck love!
29. Everyone says I'm an actor, because I roll my eyes when I see a beautiful MM. ...
30. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, while women are just the opposite.
3 1, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!
32. When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. Society is very complicated, and everyone has it. What kind of person am I? I was thinking.
33. Every woman is an angel with broken wings for love. When they come to earth, they will never return to heaven, so they need men to cherish them. I am an angel, too, but I accidentally landed first. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight. Fortunately, I still have an angel's heart, kind and kind.
34, rich people, people without money are difficult!
Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.
36. During my four years in college, I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I am not! I'm a fucking genius!
In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.
The furthest distance in the world is not the parting between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know: I love you!
Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
40. I deliberately study, work, live and live like a person!
4 1. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.
42. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.
43. My handsomeness must kill me!
44. Life is her person, and death is her mascot.
If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
46. It may not be stupidity, wisdom or even tolerance for the blind to touch the elephant. ...
47, 24K pure man! Pure!
Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will feel miserable. ...
49. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.
50. Romance without money, I can hold your hand and stroll on the beach covered with white sand.
5 1, squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million. ...
52. What do you write, that is, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, how so naive!
53. If I had known I would have looked back 500 times in my last life, I would have met you in my life. I should break my head in exchange for meeting you in my life.
55. Hard life needs no explanation.
56. My wife calls me a third party!
57. God, my clothes have lost weight again!
58. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
59. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.
When I didn't go to college, I wondered why so many people committed suicide when they went to college. After going to college, I wondered why so many people are still alive after going to college!
6 1, Grandpa is from his grandson. ...
62. If you get married, marry someone else first, then marry me, take his savings, take his sister and drive that BMW.
63. If personality is a mistake, then I have made a mistake. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If cleverness is to be punished, then I shouldn't be chopped to pieces. If modesty is to be scolded, how can I escape from jealousy?
64, love is like pi, endless. ...
65, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting can't, washing and cooking are too tired.
66. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
67, want a small MM, * * * with irrigation; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.
68. Being a woman is "quite" and being a man is "quite" tired!
69. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!
70. It may seem so, but it may not.
7 1, I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.
72. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.
73. If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.
74. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then I should at least eat a pair of whales. ...
75. My grandmother is still in the countryside. Since I was admitted to Tsinghua, my grandmother always said to me every time I went back, "The plots of land at home and this yard are all for you." . But seeing the employment situation this year, I finally realized my grandmother's foresight and good intentions. ...
76. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!
77. Degeneration is not terrible. The terrible thing is that when a person falls, he is very awake!
78. I used to take off my underwear to look at my ass. Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear. Because I'm wearing a T-shirt.
79. He wandered around the campus and she passed by. Beautiful back, he couldn't help shouting: "You are so beautiful, please stay!" "She looked back and he stared. As a result, two people died together-she was ugly and he was scared to death; He is so ugly that she laughs to death. ...
80. Give you the heaviest dung gift in history, and you will definitely eat a catty.
8 1, my favorite day: 65438+1October 31; My favorite day: 65438+February 1.
82. Summer is coming, and the weather is very hot. A group of SB flew north, forming an S and a B. ...
83. Opportunity is like silence. As long as you hold them in your hand, they will grow bigger and bigger.
You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard. ...
85. To see the size of a school, we should first look at the number and types of pregnant pottery in the hospital at the school gate. ...
86. No, this bowl is made of iron. If there is no food in it, what are you going to eat?
87. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!
88. Is it too late to love you now?
I have no regrets about life, but I feel guilty. As long as I don't die ... I swear to earn RMB to the end!
90. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.