1, the sky is falling, you hold it, I hold it, hehe.

2. Life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, anyone who sees me will take a step back.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

There are three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

6, it is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!

7. The most terrible thing in life is not that I don't know what tomorrow will be like today, but that I have finished my life now and can't change it.

8. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

9. People can't hide three things: cough, poverty and love. The more you try to hide, the more broken glass you are.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money. It's easier to borrow money than to pay it back. If there is an emergency, you won't save the poor. Please be careful when borrowing money. )

1 1. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

12, if God wants to make people perish, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first.

13, face first, powerless.

14. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be. Personalized signature

15, what is romance? Send her 99 roses when you know she doesn't like you. What is waste? Just know that she likes you and send her 99 roses.

16, knowledge is a kind of food that makes people more hungry.

17, a woman said to a man: Come to my house and I'll give you something to eat.

18, rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

19, two people standing at the top of the mountain and the foot of the mountain, although in different positions, are equally insignificant in each other's eyes.

20. I am an actor, and my eyes turn when I see beautiful mm.

2 1, it's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there will be new people!

22, format yourself, just to delete you!

23, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

24. Don't be the next, be the first.

25. When I was young, I felt that my father was not simple. Later I felt that I was not simple. Later, I felt that my children were not simple.

26. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

27, cans pull ring love cans, but the cans are filled with cola!

28. Today, a group of Japanese came to visit our school-to be honest, this is the first time I have seen a Japanese in clothes!

29. It's not that you don't laugh, and the powder will fall off when you laugh!

30. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

3 1, the secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

32. People's greatest sorrow is that they want something but don't give up, and they want something but don't give up.

33. If betrayal is a kind of courage, it takes more courage to accept betrayal.

34, high is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.

35. Playing the fool, if done well, is called great wisdom is stupid; Well done, it is called deep.

36. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

37. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years.

38. What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?

39. After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!

40. The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

4 1, meanness is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

42. Men's mission is sacred and firm: First, to defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!

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1, my powerful head, 1G space holds 2G sadness.

My youth is dedicated to compulsory education.

3. At the beginning of life, you are kind in nature, and you are a hero if you don't do homework. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

4, killed the wolf, let the tiger go, used to be a 250.

Every woman who is still sleeping has a lover, and his name is quilt.

6. Friend, I am not an ATM. Even if I am, please feel if there is a card on you.

7, just don't want to be deformed, not good steel.

8. Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi and soldier Zhang Ga, referred to as Lady Gaga.

My man labeled me, so I asked him to pay the bill.

10, in this society, men and women are normal, and I think it is most appropriate for you to find them.

1 1, don't argue with your brother, who is also very open.

12, my vigorous love has already gone to the bottom of the abyss, and every day will not die.

13, women take away your hypocrisy, and your tail is exposed.

14, giving equals gaining, you are self-righteous.

15, I hold a knife in my left hand and a fork in my right hand, and enjoy life slowly.

16, carve the qq number on the tombstone and allow everyone to add my friends.

17, I won't answer you because there is no need to answer.

18, life is too long, you are just a landscape.

19. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

20. I don't want to be understood by you, and I don't want to understand, so I don't want to do what I don't want you to do to others.

2 1, I don't know your favorite sweet words, so let the storyteller listen to you.

22. People say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea.

23. Women in the world are still the most beautiful in China.

24, life must be like a madman, in order to forget the ups and downs in life.

I can love you regardless, but I can't love someone regardless.

26. At noon on the day of weeding, it is not reliable; It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

Dear, it was your playboy who taught me to give up.

28. I can afford to put it down. This is my boast.

29. To live is to wait for death, and to wait for death is to live.

30. My lazy smile is the elegance you don't understand.

3 1, you said that I have a brain problem, and I secretly love you because I have a brain problem.

32. I'm quitting smoking. Smoking affects my image as a good citizen.

I can choose to quit, but I can't.

As an idiot among idiots, you are too classic.

35. When you want to be a low-key person, there will still be people who praise you in a high-profile way.

36. Women like bad men, but they don't like bad men.

37. We love you so much that we just want to give you a chance to be born again.

38. If the boss uses you, you are a talent. If you don't, you will be laid off.

39. I fell down, got up and cried and continued to run for me.

40. The killer of marriage is sometimes not mistress, but time.

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1, I'm already suffering involuntarily and insincerely.

The more you know, the more you look like an orphan in this world.

What I can give you is not what you want.

4. The world won't treat you well just because you are miserable.

You only heard from the blind that I like many people, but you didn't know that I had a love history of crying for three days and nights.

6. Go quickly, don't look back, don't call my name, and get out before I regret it, or I'm afraid I can't stand it.

7, New Year's Day, fixed on Tuesday and Wednesday, feeling a little lost.

8. I am a bad person in every way. I didn't expect you to stay with me for a long time.

9. I just froze and endured the pain, waiting for you to hang it like that, and finally endured the pain.

10, don't hide yourself too deep to be approached.

1 1, I'm really tired but pretend not.

12, excessive kindness is to prepare a sword for those who stab you to death.

13, do you believe it? Jealousy also exists in the world of friendship, and its taste is no less than love!

I will miss you in my heart, in my dreams, when you are here or not.

15, I feel lonely, just because you are not with me, but I have nowhere to pay.

16, sometimes, not sad, just don't want to say.

17, the most beautiful time, but the person around you is not you.

18, I don't like the feeling of being far away and near, and I can't guess whether it is cold or hot.

19, New Year's Day carnival, our teachers all jumped on horseback.

20. Don't take my tolerance for you as a reason why you are more crazy.

2 1, how can I put it? I want to wear a couple's costume, open a couple's diamond and use a lot of couples' things with you.

22. I admit that my popularity is not good, and I have no friends to talk to.

23. The people around you are so crowded that I can only alienate you.

24. Who invented League of Legends? I am going to fucking kill him!

25. Whenever I think of you, I will lower my head and hold my hand tightly.

26. The only person who can instantly affect my mood and make me feel calm is you.

Sometimes I feel that we are no different from strangers.

28. When I was burying my head in my homework, I really wanted to crush the class teacher.

29. You said to give up someone you care about, how disappointed you have to be before you are willing to leave.

30. Heartache is the prelude to heart death, and heart death is the rhythm of breaking up!

3 1, if the moon falls, will the stars be lonely?

32. A person is standing on a street corner, blowing cold wind and thinking about the impossible person.

33. I would rather be a child than watch too many things and listen to too many mistakes, just for a lifetime.

34. I put it down, but I haven't put it down yet; I recovered, but I haven't recovered yet; I want to let go, but I still miss it; I forgot, but I still have a memory.

35. People don't change. They just wear different masks at different times.

36. The pain in the middle of the night is experienced by people in the middle of the night.

37. I loved you for three years, hated you for three years, missed you for three years and studied for three years. Now I can finally let go!

38. I can't cry for someone who abandoned me.

39.are there too many people around you? I'm a bit in your heart.

When the whole world wants me to give up, I want to tell me. Try again!

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1, it is a personal shame not to tell the truth, and it is a shame of the times not to tell the truth.

2, everyone's heart has an indestructible line of defense.

3. Looking at the road you have traveled, it is all blank.

Don't listen to Chinese songs, or people in China will say that you have no taste.

5, the free world, suffering is like a shadow, I hope the sun can really wake me up every day.

6. Time gradually changes everything. Those who stubbornly believe that they will not change until they die will change.

7. The end of the world, should I expect or panic?

8. Time always makes people old, and it is difficult to keep all the good things that they once had.

9. Love is an elaborate lie.

10, commitment is often like a butterfly, flying beautifully and then disappearing.

1 1, it's better to be happy every day than to be happy every day.

12, don't ask others why, ask yourself why.

13, other men are like parallelism sentences in my life, with many elements like you but not you.

14, there is always such a person. We call it a well, which means there are two in every direction.

15, whether we forget in vain or remember in vain, we still can't figure out that the past has passed.

16, if my heart can forge ahead, why should I worry about not getting up again?

17, the most beautiful love is not being together, but abandoning each other. True love is inseparable from distance.

18, I looked at my life with various interpretations in a lost story.

19, perhaps the so-called happy ending is to keep moving forward with the hope of never giving up.

20. Life looks like white flour. In fact, you can't do too much, or there won't be enough noodles.

2 1, thank you for collecting what I can't say to my lover.

22, hate, can provoke disputes, love, can cover up all faults.

23, ask how much sorrow you can have, flowers can be like dreams.

24. The biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.

25, hypocritical people need happiness, happiness also needs us.

26. The end of the world, should I expect or panic?

27. Memories are the past after all. No matter how nice it is, it's just a fling.

28. The value of love is definitely more than a necklace or a ring, but sometimes it is pitifully cheap.

29. If love wants to be beautiful, don't care too much about its result.

30. Today is always full of illusions about tomorrow, and only with firm belief can you live to the day after tomorrow.

3 1, silent, partial to say how fuzzy the years are.

32. Only by giving up what you want can you choose to do the right thing.

You don't have to forget the past, but you must let it go.

Don't cry because of the result, smile because it happened.

35. Love is like the tide, once set, it can't be taken back.

36, love is like a flower, friendship is like wine, flowers bloom for a while, and the wine smells forever.

37. Some mistakes will give birth to beauty, as long as your eyes and heart are always looking for it.

38. Everything has its own reason to live. What kind of career is planted, what kind of fruit will be harvested.

39. In many cases, an apology is not enough to forgive.

40. Time is a master of treating mental trauma, but it is by no means a master of solving problems.