The screen name or personalized signature of junior high school students should be funny, not sad.

1, the tree will die if it is not peeled; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2, SAO to SAO, SAO has SAO virginity * * * *; Cheap means cheap, and cheap means cheap dignity.

Debut at the age of 3 or 0, every day 10. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, he is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, he is popular everywhere. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

5. Stand higher and pee farther.

6. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You have a pile, I have a pile, no one knows who it is, and they all have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

7. I met a MM personality signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

8. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

9. I met an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly women are more troublesome, and black buns are more vegetables.

10, met our teacher's signature: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious (after his nth blind date failed).

1 1, met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not.

12, I met a lover's signature: I can keep my word, and the person I like has to change every day.

13, met the sleeping king in the class. Personality signature: three points full in the morning, three points full in the middle and six points full after dinner.

14, we want to fly in heaven, two birds use one wing, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

15, don't worry, I see you don't even have an appetite, so what are you talking about * * *!

16, chopped-do you want a piece?

17. I think I would like it if I came later in the morning.

18, I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

19, life is really fun, because life is always playing with me.

20. Buddha said, "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you can only pass once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

2 1, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

22. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

23. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

24, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

25, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

26, guest officer, please respect yourself, the little girl only sells herself, not an entertainer.

27. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

28, water can carry a boat, but also can cook porridge!

29. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"

30, want a small MM, * * * with irrigation; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.

3 1, love at first sight, then decline, three points exhausted.

32. A person is not alone, but when he misses someone.