1, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.

6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it!

7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.

1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13, how to lose weight without eating?

14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: this is ok, and I said: This is really not?

15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !

18, there is love besides teeth.

19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

20. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

2 1. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

22, crying, noisy, staying up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand and hanging himself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

23. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.

24. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

26. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark?

27, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, washing and cooking are too tired.

28, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

29. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

30. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

3 1, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with people who try their best to make you end being single.

34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

36. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

37. I was also an infatuated seed, and it rained? Drowned. Since you said you loved me, all the stars in my sky have lit up.

38. I gradually fell in love with rainy days, holding an umbrella and listening to the sound of rain dripping on the umbrella.

39. Humanitarian sea water is deep, not half as deep as lovesickness. The sea is still limited, and acacia is boundless.

40. The bluest day I have ever seen is the day when I first met you.

4 1, I seem to see the man with a blue umbrella standing in the rain and fog and smiling at me.

42. I am my own little sun!

43. I have always known that the mountain is the story of water and the wind is the story of clouds, but I didn't know until now that you are my story.

44. What you want in your heart is none other than you. A heart beats only for you!

45. When we were young, we were lost, but fortunately, we went for a walk, so you are still here.

46. There is a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and hold it in an eternal moment.

47. On the first day we were apart, I couldn't sleep at night.

48、? The most beautiful thing in the world is a smile that breaks away from tears.

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