Sorry, the number you dialed is already married!

A factory organized visits to museums and bathing activities. The factory director's instructions: Lesbians take a shower in the morning, and gay men visit. In the afternoon, gay men take a shower and lesbians visit. Be disciplined and don’t take photos!

A 4-year-old boy kissed a 3-year-old girl. The girl asked seriously: "Will you be responsible for me if you kiss me?" The boy patted the girl on the shoulder: "Don't worry, we are not the same person anymore." A two-year-old child. "

Robber: Tell me the password to the safe! Don't tell me I'll kill you! Female staff: Even if you kill me, you won’t tell me! You ruined me and I won’t tell you! The robber looked her up and down: You have a beautiful idea!

Male: I like you so much... I really like you... Can I kiss you? .. Female: Shameless.... Male: Then I'll kiss you...

Please do not harass, I am harassing others.

Hey! I heard it’s quite cheap to get married now! Come on, let’s get married, I invite you! < /p>

A boy had a crush on a girl. He mustered up the courage to ask the girl what kind of boy she liked. The girl replied, and the boy was discouraged and said: Can a guy with a flat head work?

Girl, don’t be nervous.

I'm not a good person!