Second, how dare you talk to me like this?

Is coquettish a personality? Then I admit that you have a personality.

Fourth, crossing the road in Chinese style is to gather enough people to go, which has nothing to do with traffic lights.

5. Dear user, warm reminder: You haven't contacted your little cutie for two hours, so be careful of her making trouble.

Six, don't talk big all day, just pack to force when you go out, don't work with porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, talk like fart, fart still stinks, you don't even have a taste!

Seven, I hope you will have wine and meat and girls in the future, and girls will be ugly.

8. Goodwill between people is so fragile. If you don't like me, I think you hate me.

Nine, the truth is like a cough, many can't hold back and come out.

Ten, take you as a person, you try to be humane.

It's really funny that some people say I'm cute. I am beautiful, kind, gentle, lovely, considerate, careful, intelligent, humorous and charming. Just say I'm cute

I don't want to hit you. Because I have no money to buy wet wipes today.

The teacher said not to bring valuables to school. I think I'm quite expensive.

Fourteen, I think, I am not suitable for quarreling with narrow-minded people, because I am worried that my sharp words will make the other person angry and alive.

15. Don't feel abandoned by the world. The world has no time for you.

Sixteen, look at you dressed like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

17. Be thin or die. I must let this sentence run through my winter vacation.

All problems are ultimately a matter of time, and all troubles are actually asking for trouble.

Nineteen, don't shut up, take your parents. You are so filial, why don't you stay at home?

A good story must be set off by sadness.

Twenty-one, hiding in the bottom of my heart is not intentional, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

Twenty-two, listening to Nan Shannan will cry, get drunk when drinking, choke when smoking, and have a bad temper. If you are a freak, who can you blame?

Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

24. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with the passage of time is memory.

Twenty-five, I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

26. Would you please wipe your gum and see who is talking?

Twenty-seven, please scrape more porcelain powder next time, so that others can't tell which is the ass and which is the face.

Twenty-eight, don't be a fat man who can only play mobile phones when you are the best and youngest.

Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy! Happy is happy, unhappy is happy!

I have done nothing but quarrel these days. Is it because I am ignorant or treat you like a human being?

Don't be curious about me. You don't deserve to be the enemy of my friendship and love.

Thirty-two, you have your beauty around you, and my glory on the battlefield.

If you can't do it, don't say anything, such as losing weight and growing taller, and always accompany me.

Thirty-four, some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

Thirty-five, don't mention homework in the future. This vulgar thing doesn't match my temperament at all.

36. You look like a loser. You can't let go, and you can't forget the past.

Talk about a keen personality

First, stick your left face to your right face. Subtext: I'm shameless when I'm too thick-skinned.

Second, if others are a little cold to you, you will start the crazy woman mode. If you can't hold your breath, you will fail completely.

Third, when you slap for the first time, please think about whether I will slap you back.

Fourth, your appearance is an insult to urban management.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

Six, I was born strong, as long as I am not dead, I still laugh wildly.

The most vicious thing you said was "Let's be friends", so that I can't hate you or love you from now on.

Eight, the girl strode forward and took care of the dog behind her.

Nine, you don't want to give you face. You are shameless.

I really like that you want to ride the roller coaster with you and unbuckle your seat belt at the highest place.

XI。 The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is ultimately scattered, and everything we mix and match is ultimately reunited.

Twelve, ten thousand swans waving flags for you are not as good as a frog fighting side by side with you.

Thirteen, what's the use of a dog barking? If you really bite me, you'll be great. You're jealous. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab you in the back?

Fourteen, you don't always day after day. Your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

15. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

You said 16 years old. You want to save face. If you really want to save face, I have never seen anyone with more face than you.

Seventeen, tattoo teenagers may be hooligans in the future, but they may also be Yue Fei.

Love is understanding and forbearance, not just staring at each other.

Nineteen, it's cold, and the whole person follows the vibration mode. Yes

If you don't often encounter setbacks, it means that what you do is not very innovative.

2 1. Personality problem is always the perfect calf of his own nature.

Twenty-two, China's holiday principle, what you owe is to pay back!

The book says that you and your girlfriend go shopping to buy clothes, but your girlfriend says it's too expensive, so you should pay at the cashier without hesitation. I thought it made sense, so I did it. Now I have a wardrobe of high-end men's wear.

Twenty-four, don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

Twenty-five, hitting people without hitting their mouths, swearing without pulling their parents.

Twenty-six, who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

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1, I am very savvy. My ex-girlfriend put the flowers I gave her on a piece of wild manure, and I understood at once.

2. Female: The ancients said that a woman without talent is virtue. I meet this requirement: I dropped out of primary school until the third grade.

3. Some people praise the good cooking: because I don't want to try every dish several times.

I hope you like food as much as I do, and like to show off in the kitchen: I like food but I can't cook, and you can cook best.

I don't mind that you are busy with work for ten days and a half, so that I can play as I like and go out occasionally at night.

6. I am very strong, and the more frustrated I am, the braver I am: I was dumped 28 times and I am still alive.

7. I love my parents very much, and I hope you can support me: I regard money as my parents, and I hope you can satisfy me.

8. I am a sunny girl: black as charcoal.

9. I have an indomitable will: I ate dinner with my friends for five hours, and my friends finally checked out.

10, I hope you can tell me what you see and hear every day: monitor your trip every day.

1 1. My looks meet the standards of being a wife: too beautiful women make people worry, and being a wife can look pleasing to the eye.

12, it's not cold in winter, because we have the Beijing subway, which runs twice a day, and it can definitely warm up.

13, don't think you are a vip, in fact, your ip doesn't count, you are just a P.

14, if you leave, I will never cry, and I will never open my eyes to the wind.

15, once in love, age was a big problem, but now in love, gender is the problem.

16, you are the only export link on my homepage, and I am one of your many friendship links.

17, are you tired of living? This proves that you are alive and comfortable for the dead.

18, the furthest distance in the world is not the separation of yin and yang, and I didn't get on the subway when you got on.

19, for your Audi, for my Dior, for our children's Oreo, work hard.

20. Every time I clean, the teacher says that the school is my home. Every time you are late, the teacher says that you regard school as your home.

2 1. A man's gentlemanly manner is not to admire you, but to show himself.

22. God liked watching the news, so he took Mike away. Wallace, God loves music and took Mike away. Jackson, God loves the ghost who took Leslie Cheung.

I said how I lost my wife. So you're hiding in your mommy's belly.

It is said that love is poison. Why do so many people drink this poison again and again?

25. My advantage is that I take the initiative to admit my mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I will never repent.

26. Giving up smoking for boys is the same as losing weight for women. The less you lose, the fatter you get, and the more you quit smoking.

27. I came to this world bravely and didn't intend to go back alive.

28. Life is an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

29. Since you have chosen a fat man, don't expect a naive girl.

30, a B, nb to the north and sb to the south.

3 1, forget it if you are not smart. Why learn baldness?

32. Women's sorrow: I have abandoned me during my period, let alone a man.

33. Paying the second generation means paying the mortgage and car loan.

34. forgive you That's God's business. I can only send you to God.

Honey, you've lost weight. Look at the wrinkles on your neck!

I don't love you, but your father's bank account.

37. It hurts to get paid every May Day holiday, not to pay less! Because of the money.

38. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school! !

39. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

40. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

Talk about a sharper personality.

First, if you are not cruel, then wait for others to peel your skin and your heart.

Second, don't say I'm good, I'm not that good. Don't say I'm not good, I'm not that bad. I am me, love it or not, you are free.

Third, being betrayed and hurt occasionally is a kind of growth, and it's nothing.

If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

I'm not a bad wolf. If I leave, I won't come back.

Six, please yourself first, as for others, look at the mood.

Seven, you let me fall apart and live like a corpse, and I will let you burn yourself.

Eight, laughing is a lifetime, and crying is also a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.

Give up when you are tired, then I am not qualified to like you.

I am not infatuated, but no one can arouse my new enthusiasm.

1 1. Don't say anything behind others' backs.

Twelve, we are strangers, so I am cold and we know each other, so I am warm and I want to know you, so I am too familiar with you, so I am snake sick. 1. Only you are the most meaningful, and only you are the most unappreciative.

Thirteen, there is a kind of sadness that I return to you in seconds and you reincarnate me.

I can't afford your love, and I can't afford to leave my world with your love.

15. I sincerely wish you unhappy every day.

What others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you live has nothing to do with others.

Seventeen, people are so good at camouflage that they don't even know themselves.

18. Beishangguang doesn't believe in tears. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai cannot be bask in the quilt. You are snowing in the sunny north, and I am moldy in the rainy south.

It takes courage to hug you through the crowd and tear your face at all costs.

I want to ask you how to tell lies so vividly.

Can we swap roles in the next life? You love me deeply and I despise you.

I'm relieved to hear that your life is getting worse every year.

If you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.

Twenty-four, there are two fatal things, one is thinking too much, and the other is knowing too much.

I can take candid photos, but I told you to use a beauty camera.