2, you are not a plastic bag, don't always pack and pack.
Don't pity me, don't say anything.
4. Who did you make that expression with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
People who don't know how to be satisfied, please don't drink all your feelings with tears.
6. It is said that men who are not good to women in this life will become sanitary napkins in the next life.
7. If you dare to climb my window and sing, I will sing the onion song with you.
You are good-looking, but you are just my type.
9, I want to hurt you deeply, I want you to be black and blue all over, and I want you to have no good end.
10, there is no distinction between high and low in life. Don't underestimate yourself at any time.
1 1, my stubborn pursuit, only I can see, but I hope I am right.
12, sometimes, there is nothing to do but say goodbye.
13. Life is like Park Youchun's hairstyle. You never know what tomorrow will bring.
14, a pig stood under the street lamp, and a man rushed over and said that he had found a nocturnal pig.
15, life is like a super girl, and the last men are pure men.
16, smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.
17, the person I love is taken, and the person who loves me is terrible.
18 teacher, it's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic.
19, wrong time, wrong person, a sad mistake, which we make again and again.
20, drink medicine and pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and jump off the building with a small handkerchief.
2 1, farting is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into affection.
22. I want to be a single-celled creature and live mercilessly.
23. When it rains, the mood becomes wet.
24. All the beautiful things are photographic materials, and you are PS material.
25, many friends and many roads, too many friends will get lost?
26, some people, seriously make you uncomfortable, some people owe you a toothache!
27, all blame Russia for giving up, so it is destined to be more lonely.
28, don't always rely on others, will always be good to you and often think about which onion you are.
29, the sun, do not understand the sadness of sunflowers.
30. Tolerance is not too weak, but strong and affectionate.
3 1, what has been lost, you always want to get it back.
32. A woman's housekeeping skill is coquetry, and a man's specialty is lying.
33. People are following the trend now. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.
I know you are sad, but I feel the same way when you forget these things.
35. The teacher said after class: Is there anything else you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?
36. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make no difference.
37. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.
38. How can so many ordinary people in this world have so much affection for me?
39. The prince receives so many people every day, why not take you away?
40. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.
4 1, don't worry about the shadow in front, it's because there is sunshine behind.
42. I'm going to make a download software called Muer. Because lightning is inaudible.
43, heartbreaking recovery, but the heart has unwilling performance.
44, get up every day, perseverance is not good, the key moment depends on urine.
45. I am a hedgehog, covered with thorns. I just want to protect myself from harm.
When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
I never lie, except this sentence.
48. We are just ordinary people. Why should we think so great about ourselves?
49. Where I fell, I lay down.
50, life is not perfect, rich and poor, just happy.
5 1, the beginning is beautiful, the process is very tired, the ending is very sad, and it is difficult to wake up.
52. Don't use your parents' money to do things that are sorry for your parents.
53. Only love your stubbornness, not pity.
54. Don't try to compare with others, but try to surpass yourself.
55. I once said that if you want to be free, you must learn to let go.
56. In my bookmark, I recorded a beautiful you.
57. Even if you keep your mouth shut, you will always feel at ease when you are uncomfortable.
58. If the heart has no habitat, it wanders everywhere.
59. Buy all kinds of idle girls at high prices for a long time. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.
60. We are predestined friends and should get together early.
6 1, I always strive for single girls; I never give up married women.
62. I shook my head after breaking up and my wig was thrown out.
How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?
64. I thought I was invincible, that was just my idea.
65. The original love can't be faked, and the original happiness can't be faked. It is always the same as that moment.
Although San Xiao is cheap, she has her cheap art. ..
67. I want to be like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.
68. The right path in the world is vicissitudes. (next88) Don't be too arrogant.
69. Being woken up by an alarm clock in the morning means that you are still alive.
70. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.
7 1, a woman's pride is not how loyal a man is, but how good you are after leaving him.
72. You are not a hardworking little bee, so you don't need to flirt.
73. Thank you for telling me that no one in this world belongs to anyone. After all, we will only belong to ourselves.
74. You take your overpass and I'll take my secret passage.
75. The road ahead is long and may be brilliant.
76. It seems that you, who should be a passerby, occupy such a heavy position in my heart.
What you don't know is destiny takes a hand.
78. Beautiful women on the roadside can't afford to chat up.
79. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?
80. We once hugged each other tightly and talked about loving each other forever.
8 1, the so-called derailment is to play with one's lover when you are tired, and to play with someone else's tired lover.
82. Women are made of water. Don't be too cold to her. Once it turns into ice at zero, it will only frostbite you in the end.
83, hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, we agreed, happiness for everyone to see.
84, some girls don't bubble, rebellious. When you meet a girl, you will go clubbing and do things for the sky.
85. If a woman bothers me, I will take a knife to the supermarket to poke sanitary napkins.
86. Take your hand and walk into the coffin.
87, woman, you cry for him, he is there, maybe playing this game there, holding the girl happy.
88. Think highly of me. How many people use this sentence to comfort themselves?
There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.
90. Some things don't need to be argued, but they obey on the surface and resist secretly.
9 1. Time is the most ruthless thing in the world.
Love is a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.
93. I can cook various instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?
94. When I was a child, I liked to play hide and seek. I went home when all my friends were hiding.
95. Attractive women are not afraid of men's playboys, and powerful men are not afraid of women's reality.
96. Finally, did she make you sad or those so-called memories?
97. Some names are locked in our hearts and will never be forgotten.
98. We are not crazy catkins dancing with the wind, so why learn some fine peach blossoms to follow the water?
99. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.
100, what age is it? I have no sense of hooliganism.