1. A person's greatest weakness is not selfishness, barbarism and willfulness. But a paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

I heard that happiness is very simple, and it will be diluted after a long time.

In love, there are no rules, no winning or losing, no right or wrong, no hero, no wise man and no genius. In classic love, there are only two fools, holding each other's hands, loving stupidly, living stupidly and spending their lives stupidly.

Sometimes I really want to put my heart aside. What hurts? What hurts? A worthless thing.

It only takes a few minutes for a man to be a father, but it takes a lifetime for a woman to be a mother. You will appreciate that a man cooks one breakfast, but a woman cooks three meals and one is right. Men rest in bed after work and women cook in the kitchen after work. It is a physiological need for men to go out and have sex with others. It is immoral for women to look for spiritual support at home. Women will be dead set on you from the moment they step into the wedding hall, but they can't change men's loyalty to you for life.

6. In this damn school, it is not money, it is youth!

7. My husband must be a road idiot. He hasn't found me yet.

8. In the era of soaring materials, only wages should be constantly changing.

9. The fairest thing in life is that everyone has to die.

10. I owe you this heartless appearance.

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12. Look at the world with your smile, and don't let the world take your smile away.

13. I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.

14. People who love you will never hurt you, and those who hurt you are definitely not human!

15. Would you love me if I invited you to the toilet?

16. Long-term love is not four eyes facing each other, but the same direction.

17. Teacher, you are just our hypnotic tool. What are you proud of?

18. When no one is distressed, they are distressed by themselves.

19. Don't always feel that you are not good enough. In fact, he has no foresight.

20. Although the sparrow is small and complete, you are not small. Why don't you grow up?

2 1. Loving someone is when you make a phone call and suddenly don't know what to say. It turns out that you just want to hear the familiar voice. What I really want to get through is just a string in my heart.

22. Some words and negative words are harmful. Some people will leave whether they stay or not.

After 90, I am really interested in QQ personality. Talk about interesting phrases.

1. A drunk friend is stupid, but a fool who has loved is stupid.

2. Treat your boss as a baby, then treat yourself as a breast, give yourself more pressure and squeeze out some milk, because babies don't know how to appreciate breasts that can't produce milk yet.

There was once a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

5. The reason why feelings are bleak is usually that one person is begging and one person is unwilling to give alms-

6. Usually behind every woman with a strong heart, there is a man who makes her grow up; An emotional experience that made her realize; A metamorphosis process that drives oneself to a desperate situation and finally reborn. A woman with a strong heart is usually not strong or aggressive. On the contrary, she may be gentle, smiling, resilient, unhurried and calm.

7. Most people won't say I'm handsome, but usually just say I'm born domineering.

If they had appeared earlier, they might not have held each other's fingers tightly. Or meet a little later, until two people slowly learn to be tolerant, considerate, kind and compromise in their respective love experiences. Maybe when we come together, we won't give up so easily, turn around willfully and let go of love. It's neither too early nor too late. It's a rare fate.

9. If you are not sure, don't hope and you won't be disappointed. If you can't figure out that person, don't let him do anything for you, and don't let him have the opportunity to refuse you, so you won't be disappointed. Don't fall in love with someone who doesn't seem to love you, then don't be disappointed. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

10. When people are in a low mood, they are not interested in anything and should learn to divert their attention. Now that it has become a fact, try to accept it and face the reality. One person cannot change the world, and the world will not change because of you. What we can do is to adapt to the world. Don't be stubborn, don't be dissatisfied with the status quo, and don't compare with others.

1 1. The adulterer is ashamed of himself, and his brow is cold. The one wearing a skirt is a cow.

12. A movie can be a story without a director; The story has no screenwriter, but it's nothing. Therefore, you should at least be a screenwriter in your life, and strive to develop a director if you want to be wonderful.

13. The first love is beautiful because it tells us that there will be more next love.

14. You know so many people in this world, and so many people are related to you. No matter how you change, everyone can't like you, so you might as well be the person you want to be.

15. From now on, please seriously forget what you have done, and then make up for what you missed with your heart.

What is irony? Ironically, even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, people still think your paper is soft, dirty your fingers, and hard, hurting your ass.

17. Trust is like an eraser, which gradually wears away in repeated mistakes.

18. A little girl was lying on the windowsill, watching the people outside the window bury her beloved puppy, and couldn't help but burst into tears. When her grandfather saw this scene, he quickly took her to another window and let her enjoy his rose garden. Sure enough, the little girl's mood suddenly became clear. The old man hugged the girl and said, son, you opened the wrong window. Open an optimistic window for yourself and make the happiness in life clearer.

19. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war between angels and demons. To get back at them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all rolled away.

20. Life is like this. He was teasing you, but you took it seriously.

2 1. You may be worthless to one person, but you are priceless to another. Remember your own value.

22. I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

23. There is a lot of pressure recently. Eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others eating cigarettes.

24. One thing, no matter how beautiful, once there is no result, don't pester it again. You will be very tired after a long time; A person, even if he remembers it again, can't catch it, but he should put it down at the right time. After a long time, you will get hurt and your heart will break. Sometimes, giving up is another kind of persistence. If you miss the splendor of summer flowers, you will definitely walk into autumn leaves. Everything, anyone, will become the past. Don't embarrass it. No matter how difficult it is, we must learn to get out.

25. Promise, sometimes, is what a liar says to a fool.

26. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

27. Niu B is an ordinary person and Niu Organ is a scholar.

28. Look back once in a while, otherwise you will always be looking for it and never know what you have lost.

29. The most uncomfortable missing is not that the other person doesn't know your missing, but that he knows but doesn't care. Some people, no matter how good you are to him, will not pay attention, because in his life, you seem so insignificant.

30. There are many ways to choose from in life. Choose one, go on, and you will meet people and scenery on this road. Choosing another one is a completely different scenery and people. Some people may go with you, and some people stay where they are; People who walk together may leave you at the next intersection. There is nothing to lament, it is a necessity of life, cherish the people who accompany you to see the scenery, and wave freely and forcefully at the next parting.

3 1. My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. My weakness is that I made a low-key change-

32. I've thought a lot, but I feel a lot-

33. Are you a frog in the well, or did you not even run to the well?

The post-90s generation is super funny.

1, clear water gives birth to hibiscus, stupid pigs are different! 2. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Don't smile at your sister, she will fall off when she smiles.

4, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

5, do a multiple-choice question, but the answer is you.

6. There is a big plate on these two lips.

7, squatting on the side of the road to see the chick, lying in bed playing little J.

8. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough!

9. Your stupidity is always so creative.

10, small faint in misty poetry, big faint in soap opera.

1 1. Love investment is nothing more than losing money and earning money.

12, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

13, give me an atomic bomb, and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

14. Why doesn't happiness knock at the door? I was not at home when I knocked at the door.

15, always holding hands, that's love!

16, my daughter-in-law, coaxed into losing face, this is called love.

At the speed of your snail, you can't even eat hot shit.

18, there are some things that don't need to be wrangled, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

19, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

20. Nima, every time I chase a girl, I get another girl.

2 1, Russia abandons everything for you in exchange for a wish that you are happier than Russia.

22, just want to have his love, let me just be your lover.

23, the mountain is not high, there are gods, there is not much water, just drink.

24. Shakespeare said: Love that is not too passionate will last long.

25. Don't arm yourself with worldly ways, he will be acclimatized.

26. I'm afraid of losing everyone and leaving one person to die alone.

27. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best to let go is to kill him.

You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me by mistake.

29, teacher, wait for the boys in our class to have long hair waist-high, ok?

30. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

3 1, life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.

32. The person who always likes to be active at night is not a good bird, but a bat.

Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

34. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

35, endless acacia blood and tears throw red beans, spring flowers can not finish.

36. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

38. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

39. I did well in this exam. I only failed liberal arts and science.

40. In the face of the enemy's torture, I have only three words: I will say!

4 1, I tried to give the world a warm hug, but I was slapped all around.

Because nothing is worth remembering forever, I can only make you disappear.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

44. When crossing the road, you hold my hand tightly, and I know this is happiness.

You know I love you, even if the strong wind blows down this dense forest, it won't change.

46. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

47. Everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

48. I am actually a person with a dream, but the reality is so hungry that I ate my dream.

49. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

50. It's not a joke to poke people's pain, it's a deliberate act of playing dumb.

5 1, people think I'm looking down, and I'm looking to see if this hair should be picked up on the ground.

52. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

53, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, that is how tired, or China.

54. Flowers are scattered, dreams are awakened, and there is only you in that life, and it will not dissipate in this life.

55. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. I got off the bus silently because I was so handsome.

My girlfriend is dating another man behind my back. Oh, your girlfriend is really strong.

57. It is said that God has arranged a person around everyone who is not fat to bother you.

58. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through the roaming chat recording function of smart phones.

59. When cooking for the first time, I asked my dad how he was. He said: this salt is well fried and has a faint smell of eggs.

60. Taobao shopkeepers introduced the fabric of their clothes: this fabric is full of elasticity, comparable to the elastic surface of Jinmailang.

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate. .

62. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and blow yourself up.

63. Every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop.

64. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

65. A few guys said that a beautiful woman in front had a round ass, but she turned around and raised her eyebrows: Do you want to touch it?

When I am exhausted, please at least let me reserve the right to remain silent. This is the last way for me to feel sorry for myself.

67. Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. You can see why the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

68. Yue Lao, next time you help me pull the red line, can you change it to a steel wire? Damn it, the red line is of poor quality and always breaks.

69. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.

70. Why do most people in China lie, and they are all professional? That's because they started writing in primary school.

7 1, the sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

72. What each student is good at is to exclude two wrong options from the four options, and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

73. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

74. A woman, standing in front of clothes like an emperor, thinks every day, who should I favor today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again.

75. Life should be easy, life should be calm, feelings should be sincere, people should be kind, invite me to dinner should be sincere, save money and don't be sad.

76. Drink Wahaha every day and laugh every day; Drink robust every day, healthy and happy; Drinking Mengniu every day will make you a cow!

Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. Me: Huh? I can see that. Why? Palmist: Because the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

78. There are three kinds of people in school. One is to learn to be a bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for the third person, he wants to be a bully, but he can't. If they want to stop studying, they can't stop.

79. Since ancient times, there has been no charming mother in Peking University, but there are three pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants. Peking University has never had a charming mother looking at an airport since ancient times. I happened to see a Mount Fuji, which is also an early apricot.

80. Having dinner with a friend, he asked me to settle the bill. I feel particularly unfair: why should I invite you this time? Last time I ate mala Tang, last time I ate mutton kebabs, last time I ate Lamian Noodles, etc. Which time was not your treat?

8 1, for foodies, the five saddest words in the world are not that we broke up, that we have to work overtime on weekends, or that we have to deduct wages this month, but that we have to avoid spicy cold. Just look at it a few times and you will burst into tears.

After qq signed up for 90, non-mainstream super drag.

After qq signed up for 90, non-mainstream super drag.

1. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes.

It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

3, a heart, Que Ning fester, also can't hold you.

I don't need to explain, I don't need to explain, I am who I am.

5. If you can't forget, you should forget. If you can't do it, do it.

Even if it hurts, I don't want to admit it. I have nothing but stubbornness.

7. Sister paper is used for soaking, and uncle is used for showing off.

What kind of person I am depends on how others treat me.

9. A heartless woman is a king.

10, as long as I can get rid of you, I won't miss any chance.

Angels are just birds, and demons are just bats.

12, put away your overflowing heart and get out of my world.

13, let go of that woman and point the gun at that old woman.

14, whether I pay attention to image depends on our relationship.

15, if one day the world belongs to me, I will let money become waste first, so as to save money and harm people.

16. All that can be taken away is rubbish.

17, bitch, you are like a bus, anyone can get on it.

18, I am you.

19, many years later your mother became my mother.

20. Love is a sacred word. Do not defile it.

2 1, how can you grow without going through a few scum?

22. The consequences of my unhappiness are very serious!

If you don't have my sadness, don't feel my pain.

24. I don't want to celebrate your birthday.

25, play with me, you can't afford to lose.

26, even if the heart stops, we are still girlfriends.

Please don't seduce my man with your coquettish energy.

28, my heart is so small, as big as my fist, how can I hold such a big person like you!

29. My silence became the eyes of others.

Don't say I've changed, as if you know me better.

3 1. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

32. I never believe that we can still be friends after breaking up.

33. It is not necessarily an actor who can act, but a grandson who can pretend.

34. People who live only once should live in arrogance.

35. My pride will not tolerate your bullying!

Don't blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

I know my sister's heart has changed. What is talking about fucking love?

38. Only music can bear all the sadness.

39. No matter how bright the sun is, it can't illuminate my heart.

40. I want to dominate my life. I've had enough of passive life.

4 1, treacherous people are no longer girlfriends, don't defile the word.

42. I am not as strong as your little woman, but as strong as a big woman.

43. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.

We may accomplish nothing today, but there is no guarantee that we will dominate the country tomorrow.

45. What are the sisters who can't joke?

46. If you betray me, I will leave you with nothing.

If you can't appreciate my beauty, please step aside.

48. To be cool and handsome, this is a brother; Brothers have capital, who is a brother is a myth!

49. Without a beautiful appearance, no one will care about your beautiful heart. That is the reality.

I like you, but it doesn't mean you can trample on my feelings at will.