1. Stupid birds fly first and stupid pigs get fat first.

2. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Monkey Brother.

Getting up now is not by perseverance, but by peeing.

4. Three generations have poor chests, a thick waist destroys their lives, a big face is not a disease, and thick legs are fatal.

When he loves you, you are a flower; When he doesn't love you, you are a bean curd residue.

6. Thank you for being unhappy and making me happy for so long.

7. I won't attack if people don't attack me. If someone attacks me, I will be angry.

8. If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

9. You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

10. In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

1 1. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and my bones and muscles tired.

12. I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

13. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

14. It may seem so, but not necessarily.

15. It is not naivety that stops growing, but self-maturity.

16. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

17. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

18. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

19. Brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

20. Don't be infatuated with elder brother, my sister-in-law will hit you.

2 1. Happiness means that when you look in the mirror, you like the person you see.

22. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said!

23. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

24. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

25. I just wanted to turn around gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!

26. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

28. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love ... Lalala ...

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

30. You have a post-80s heart and a post-70s face …

3 1. Were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?

Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, and that's you.

33. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

34. How many children were hurt by the exam and how many honest children learned to cheat.

35. I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

36. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

37. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

38. How much sadness can you have? Not wearing long pants is like a cold snap.

39. The Statue of Liberty tells us that it is better to burn a book than to use it as a bird.

40. Alas, you can't surf the Internet without electricity. Forget it, I can't surf the Internet without it. I went to watch TV.

4 1. Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you will learn to be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will learn to be bald!

42. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

43. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully!

44. I hate Altman a little now, because he never lets monsters destroy Japan.

45. I'll give you a bowl of eight-treasure porridge. It's still warm after I vomited.

46. There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

47. When I was a child, I was timid and put a P, which scared me to cry.

48. Fatty, get out of my stomach. I won't allow you to be together.

49. Stand up when you fall, and fall again when you change your posture.

50. The most powerful sentence of the physics teacher: the least friction comes out.

5 1. As long as your life is not as good as mine, I will be happy.

52. My friend said I was crazy, and I replied: I was never normal.

For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

54. Throw a hard pen, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, and stand up and do your homework.

55. New Year's resolution: Homework belongs to others, and you are mine!

56. All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

57. Do you sometimes feel heartbroken? Well, let me tell you that you have indigestion.

58. I won't tell you if I kill you.

59. I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

Don't arm yourself in a secular way, he will be acclimatized.