2. Some people are nice, but they are depressed after falling in love.

At least I haven't lost my life to the extreme, and I can compare the scissorhands to the lens.

4. If I am 15 years old, I can whisper that I like you very much; If I am 25 years old, I can tell you loudly that I love you very much; It's a pity that I am five years old and can't give you anything. I'm going to kindergarten tomorrow.

If I had to choose between chocolate and you, I would definitely choose you, because just seeing you is already very sweet.

6. Choose a mini juicer and make peaches, plain yogurt, stars, moon and snowflakes into juice for you.

7. I dare not lose my temper every time I am unhappy, because I know that no one will coax me, but I will, I will spoil you.

8. People with different views can't be friends, just like you saved him from the river. He complained that you hurt him. He stepped on my bottom line and asked me why I was angry.

Let me tell you: beautiful little girls can be seen everywhere in the street, but you may not find a stupid person like me.

10. I also have a teenage dream, like a child asking for candy, like a princess asking for a kiss, silly and cute, and wanting you to touch your head.

1 1. When I talk to you, you should take a good look at the barrage in my head, because it is full of love stories.

12. I will stay here until you find me, ok? Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.

13. Your eyes are really beautiful. There are sun and moon, winter and summer, sunny and rainy mountains and rivers in it, but my eyes are better because there are you in it.

14. I'm so cute that you don't even realize that I think you might be a pig.

The signature of a lovely girl

1, what is life without you?

2, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

3. Drink a glass of water and sit on the toilet and wait.

4. Every future I imagine has you.

5, not only love for a long time, but also gave birth to a child!

6. Even a scene has an ending, doesn't it?

7. I love too much, but I can't get out.

8. My heart is not big enough to accommodate you and her.

9. There are a group of lovely grass mud horses on the other side of the mountain.

10 I exchange my wronged freedom for the strength of tomorrow.

1 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

12, I was only gentle for a while, and the dog ate me.

13, I looked at you yesterday, and now my eyes still hurt!

14, I want to be with you, but I can't find a suitable reason.

15, the only thing in this world that can't be fooled is your own heart.

16, only parents will feel that there is no world without you.

17, I always thought that I had worked hard and you would see me eventually.

18. You can see my world, but you can't talk.

19 What else do you want to know about me? I gave you my heart.

20. The feeling between us has faded, and we are complete strangers.

2 1, you will never understand, it doesn't matter what I install.

22. Uncle PLA, why are you all cuckolded?

23, fate is responsible for shuffling, but it is ourselves who play cards!

24. Everything we have paid can't be redeemed.

25. I want to strangle all women who have ideas about you.

26. Wow! The typhoon was so strong that it broke my heart.

27. I have been mixed up until now, and I can afford it. Only chopsticks can be put down.

28, don't worry about love, there is no wasteland and no age, it is still early.

29. We are all nearsighted, which blurs our truest feelings.

30. The gap between people is always stronger than the tacit understanding.

3 1, it is easy to love someone, but it is not so easy to forget someone.

32. The most United thing is that all the girls in the dormitory have their period.

33. The outside world is too bleak, especially when walking alone on the road.

Love is a smile, which begins with a kiss and ends with a tear.

35. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

Do you know how uneasy I am that you get along with others?

37. Those good memories and happy moments will never come back.

38. Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

39. Maybe what we miss is the taste of missing someone too much.

40. Because it's you, I do. Because of you, I give up.

4 1, I don't mind you lying to me, what I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

I only thought it was a dream. When I woke up, I didn't even remember what you looked like.

43. When you are in the back seat of a bicycle, all the people who hug you are adjectives.

44. Seriously, don't care too much about someone, it will only hurt you.

45. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you.

46. Because I care about you, I always explain, but you always say I'm hiding.

47. I used to think that it was not easy to own it; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.

48, the so-called strong, but because there is no one to rely on.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

5 1, so much sadness and desolation in the future, only I can resist it.

It doesn't matter. You don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

53. I can draw a circle. I shut myself in and keep the memories out.

54. Some people walk on a one-way intersection line and can only get farther and farther away from the intersection point.

Everything is like a typhoon crossing the border. No matter how wide it was at that time, it will eventually pass.

56. I can't allow any betrayal, anyone, any form, any reason.

57. I like you because you are the last person I want to talk to before going to bed at night.

58. Even if someone breaks your heart, there will always be someone willing to repair it.

59. Tomb-Sweeping Day should go back to your school to visit the grave, because your youth is buried there.

60. Some people have faded out of life and become parallel lines that never intersect.

6 1, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.

62. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will treat you well when I lose weight.

63. We are like two lovely pigs walking on the road of love, bathed in the sunshine of love.

64. When the equator keeps the snowflakes and tears melt the fine sand, is it not so lonely today?

65. We used to ignore those who loved us, but we loved those who ignored us.

What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it switched from sucking blood to sucking fat.

67. Don't be self-righteous. You are not Jackson, and there is no such silly little girl who has a crush on you.

I hate being put in a dispensable position. Do you think of me because there is no one to accompany you?

69. God gave you the motivation to pass it on to the next generation instead of selling it around.

70. I miss your smile, your smell, your white socks and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers!

7 1, I still remember it clearly. You once sang a song in my ear, but what was the name of that song?

72. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

73. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

74. You know that your emotions can already affect me, so I won't allow you to be unhappy.

75. Sometimes I am very tired. I don't want to talk or move. I don't need comfort and company. I just want to be alone.

76. It would be great if there is a person who is willing to accompany me like this and I live a life without money.

77, I said, dear girl, people are watching everything, you play dirty, you pretend to be forced, you act young, you pretend to be a pure baby, you are already dead.

78. The happiest thing in the world is to find out that this person loves you when you secretly love him.

79. True friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

80. I'm glad that there are a few crazy people around me who are willing to accompany me crazy, noisy, crying and laughing. I am very satisfied with you!

Cute girl space talks about domineering

1: Maybe you are too cute, maybe I love you too much, but I just want to sleep with you anyway.

2: I like dreaming, the kind I do during the day.

It's not that I look down on you, but that I don't care about you at all.

4: My fatness is only temporary, and your ugliness is eternal.

5. Girls love to play mobile games.

6. Girls' casual mobile games, girls' dress-up games, girls' favorite dance games, business mobile games, fault-finding games and mobile phone dress-up games.

7. Life looks like white flour, but you can't make too much, or there won't be enough flour.

What I admire is your skill of playing with Russian feelings, which is superb.

9: If you don't hold my hand, I will run with others.

10: The little sunflower mother started class, and the child always coughs badly, which is mostly useless.

1 1: Don't expect to lose weight by exercise. Bajie walked thousands of miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

12: Why are you always alone? I'm afraid I'll scare you if I come out alone.

13: What is home? Home is where wifi will automatically connect.

14: It looks beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

15: I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to have a doll kiss.

16: Friends are the road, but home is the tree. Don't get lost, lean against the tree.

17: I hate it when you say you miss me but do nothing.

18: I don't like taking pictures. I only try the pixels of my mobile phone occasionally!

19: I also wanted to wave to you and turn around freely.

20: For my future children, I won't lose the test paper at the starting line. I'll hang it now.

2 1: The most hurtful thing after breaking up is to wish you happiness, and the most touching thing is whether you have enough troubles!

22: After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

23: Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.

I just want to hear all your sweet words.

You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people.

I finally got up the courage to call him. But there was a woman's gentle voice on the phone. Hello, the subscriber you dialed is out of service!

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

28: Five Steps of Toothbrush: Squeeze toothpaste-pour a glass of water-brush your teeth carefully-rinse your mouth-swallow it-delicious.

29: A man, no matter how handsome he is when he is young, is also an impotent old man after 2008. Who won't show it to me?

Without you, there would be no me today, and with you, there would be no tomorrow.

3 1: Books are the best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.

32: Cosmetics are women's confidence; For men, this is an illusion.

The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

On the teasing character of cute girls

I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom. The scariest moment in the world is when the head teacher stands at the window with a smile on his face.

Your procrastination is getting worse. Yes, we have agreed not to love you for a long time.

[Biology book, you owe me innocence, and I will definitely let you return it. You wait. . .

Youth is a handful of change that happens to get a can of beer.

Many people are saying: you know, I want to say: I don't understand.

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you!

Don't fart when you are friends.

Do you love it or not? Do you feel anything or not? You are all looking at your faces.

I don't know when I was the only one making faces in the big photo.

What's wrong with the person you're dating? At least they are honest, simple and rude, and will not fart like I love you. They are much better than some people.

God, come out and see the Tathagata.

I was in Enemy at the Gates that year, and you watched.

-Your Majesty, do you remember that bottle of' 82 XO?

I said hold you tight. I really called the police.

There is no fate between you and me. Everything depends on me.

There was once a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

Sleeping is like charging, but I've never been full.

Laugh and cry, cry and laugh. . . . .

I heard that our school was attacked by terrorists and was killed one by one according to the results. That's great. I still have a long time to live.

You haven't seen me take a shower because you played QQ and I wiped my hands for a second.

Money: Look at the middle of the nose, look at the face, look at the oblique bangs, look at the temperament, and look at the five senses without bangs. I am suitable for masking.

The old man was 800 degrees nearsighted. One day he pointed at me in class and shouted, What are you standing for? Sit down. I felt puzzled and turned around and found a coat hanging on the wall!

After putting on headphones, I suddenly found that there was no sound on the left. After careful examination, I found a false alarm. It turns out that I am deaf in my left ear.

Women can comment on men's breasts in person, but they can be unscrupulous; If a man is like this, he is a rogue.

Aunt canteen said: If you think my cooking is delicious, then I am the canteen chef. If you don't think my cooking tastes good, then I am a breeder.

Why don't you review for the exam? How can I be in the mood to review before the reunification of the motherland?

Who said that looking at the dynamics after breaking up is nostalgia, and you have to look at the toilet after going to the toilet?

Today, I am playing with my mobile phone after class. Suddenly, someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed her. It was my head teacher. ......

What are you laughing at? I am an old man. Will you be scared to death after watching a horror movie? For the last time, will you accompany me to the toilet?

When the ancients made a mistake, they called it a false word. The ancients made a mistake, which was called inversion. What the ancients didn't finish is called ellipsis. When we were wrong, we made a fork. It's not fair!

I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

[There is a woman who is so cute, so cute, so stupid, so want to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that labor is a woman! ! ! ]

A classmate's cell phone suddenly rang during class. To my surprise, his ringtone is: please pay attention to reversing, please pay attention to the teacher's thought it was the sound outside.

Seeing the boss fall asleep in the rocking chair, the proprietress gave him a leg and instantly felt so loving. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.

I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran to the boy and said, brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.

Is May Day coming soon? Are you ready to go shopping? Are you ready for dinner? Are you ready to go to the amusement park? I just want to say, remember to take me with you.

Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad teenager for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan and gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

It turns out that the English ambulance is ambulance, and the Chinese pronunciation is: I can't die, so I remember it all at once.

Two students in the class are in love. After the class teacher found out, he called both parents. Both parents chatted and found that the other family was in good condition, so they got engaged.

The teacher asked: what does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring? Classmate: If someone throws a drop of water at you, you throw a bucket of water at him and kill him.

We are about to graduate. The headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir, and all the students in grade one said in unison: the headmaster is going to refund our tuition.

It's none of my business if you hate me. You make it sound as if you like me and you can sublimate my life.

Next, I want to have no distractions and study hard. Strive for the senior high school entrance examination. Can you believe it? I don't believe it anyway.

Every time I see the goddess in the climate where I eat out occasionally, I will drag my head back and pretend that I don't care, and then take out my mobile phone to search for people nearby.

Are you out of your mind? Yeah, then why don't you see a doctor and get better, so I don't like you.

How can I ask my deskmate to see the teacher for you when playing mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone! .