1. I'm sorry, my crush has succeeded again

2. Your husband's body is busy

3. If a woman is not drunk, a man has no chance. Men don’t get drunk, women don’t have tips

4. Hard-working people can only eat the food of the world. Hell's work.

5. People who get divorced often complain about their mistakes when they got married.

6. People have only two choices, busy dying or busy living. I think I There is a third option: busy waiting to die

7. I love you so much that I can’t help myself. I hate you, I hate you to the core.

8. Love, wait, expect, and comfort were all lost to time in the end

9. Heroes don’t ask for a way out, and rogues don’t care about age.

10. The most contradictory thing between lovers is that they fantasize about each other's future but miss each other's past.

11. The road to singleness is destined to be lonely. Thank you for loving me, betraying me, abandoning me, and letting me see through you

12. Male: I am a Mature man, but looks quite young: 87 years old, full of acne

13. After we broke up, when I think about the money my girlfriend owes me, I can wake up crying in my dreams!

14. I didn’t understand love when I was young, and I can’t distinguish between love in middle age (in connotation)

15. Being in love is worse than narcissism, loving life and loving myself

16. Before I met you, I felt that there were no good men in the world. When I met you, I suddenly looked back and realized that all the good men in the world except you were good.

17. Rich, handsome, and beautiful, I am just a loser, but all beauties are Let me pass

18. Growing up, when raising the flag, the attention was not on the national flag, but on whether the national flag stopped at the top of the pole when the national anthem was played...

19. There is a kind of justice that is fake, and there is a mean heart behind the smile

20. You are in a good mood today, go and experience the bird flu

21. If you can’t Give me the response I expect. , then don’t press the yellow line

22. You found a new lover so quickly, you are wild, you are so adaptable

23. "Job hopping" , you must have the ruthlessness to "jump off a building", the skills of "diving", and preferably the flexibility of a "flea", otherwise you'd better "fuck".

24. Love is like a kite, the harder you work, it will break.

25. If you don’t go offline at midnight, you will become a witch.

26. My many years of education at Tsinghua University have shaped my cultural taste today: setting up a street stall in front of Tsinghua University

27. Don’t worry about whether I can do it or not, just love me once. Missed

28. Even if a good horse never turns back, the straw may not be waiting for you

29. When you first saw your girlfriend, you I'm done with this brother.

30. I’d better do it myself when it comes to keeping salary cards, and refuse foreign aid.

31. At work, some people persist to the end, while others persist to the bottom

32. Wukong asked Guanyin: Who is greater, the Jade Emperor or the Tathagata? Guanyin pondered for a while and blushed - -

33. Have you fallen in love online? Get involved. Your relationship has reached a dead end by treading two boats.

34. Sigh that you can’t get it. The only way to grab what you want is to waste your time

35. Men pretend to understand when they don’t understand, but women do the opposite

36. My body shape Very burly, giving people the feeling of an elder brother: Wu Song's eldest brother Wu Dalang

37. If you ignore me online, I will give you euthanasia

38. Regarding the two things between school and work Judging from the incident, I feel that it is becoming more and more difficult to make up reasons for asking for leave

39. The salary is as low as a joke, and the life is like nonsense

40. A marriage can only be Cultivating men to discover the new world again will only allow men to dig out new perspectives (connotations)

41. It is said that a sister is like clothes.

I won’t give it to you even if it’s worn out

42. If you’re being naughty, be careful as I use dish soap on you

43. There’s always something you can’t finish. There are always sights to see and people to forget.

44. Go to work with a bad attitude, get paid after a month and leave with an SB attitude. One more thing, I will definitely work hard.

45. You know how to reverse the prices in the vegetable market

46. The "typing" in the QQ dialog box has given many people hope and disappointment

47. Men smile for women, women smile for money

48. Don’t mess with me, otherwise I will make you die very dynamically